seventeenth • action

[acowardlyoak]

[ the residents of the 07-GHOST house may hear the sound of a voice coming from their currently mallynapped housemate's room. that voice is a little higher, and it seems to be complaining about where are my clothes, nothing fits!

the malnosso have always had a rather sick sense of humor. at least they had the decency to dump him - or, her - in her

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[mischiefbreeder]

[...hello beautiful babe. Target sighted, locked on. Let's move into position.]

[abeautifuloak]

[ doo doo doo, checking the shopping list. where to now. ]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Moving in.]

Well, hello there! I couldn't help but notice you're havin' a dilemma here!

[abeautifuloak]

[ ... hello gold, what are you doing. ]

You couldn't? [ DUMBSTRUCK. ]

[mischiefbreeder]

Yeah. A pretty lady like you should never be shopping by herself!

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[abeautifuloak]

[ ... you know what, this no one recognizing her thing is pretty awesome. getting people to carry her bags for her is always brilliant. ]

[abeautifuloak]

[ so enjoy that beautiful smile. ] It is lonely out here by myself...

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[mischiefbreeder]

[Aww man, that's such a beautiful smile~!]

[mischiefbreeder]

There's no fear of that now, though, don't you worry!

[abeautifuloak]

Wonderful.

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[mischiefbreeder]

[...Okay this is going way too smoothly. Something's up. No girl's this agreeable on the first encounter.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[TIME FOR A TEST. Let's see how far that agreeableness goes.

Have a nice, firm asspat, Shuri.]

Then you and me, lady! Let's light the town up!

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[abeautifuloak]

[ i love it when things go my way. seriously. ]

[abeautifuloak]

[ aksjdhaskjdhaskj WHAT WAS THA- ]

[abeautifuloak]

[ DID YOU JUST- ]

[abeautifuloak]

[ Shuri used SLAP. ]

What the hell was that, Gold?!