New College of Florida

[acoward]

In a ranking of schools across the U.S., New College ranks as:

#1 Most Politically Active
#1 Intercollegiate Sports Unpopular Or Nonexistent
#3 Students most Nostalgic For Bill Clinton
#6 Dodge ball targets
#8 Nobody plays intramural sports
#9 Students ignore god on a regular basis
#12 Dorms like palaces

So uh... I may not be a hippy but.... can I go? pllllease?

In the WTF category:
#7 Birkenstock-Wearing, Tree-Hugging, Clove-Smoking Vegetarians

I'm leaving for Boston tomorrow. I may or may not come back Monday. We'll see!

How did we get here... how the hell,