Oh yes, oh yes, we both reached for the gun...
I’m taking College Trig at BCC in Palm Bay. The class is pretty easy (well, after one week) and the instructor brings joy into my life. He’s an Indian with an accent but he is pretty easy to understand. Most of the time. However, he tends to have these bursts of intelligence where he’ll be talking normally about a subject and all of a sudden will begin SCREAMING ABOUT HOW AMAZING RADIANS ARE!!!!!! It keeps me from falling asleep. Just as I’m about to drift off, he’ll decide to shout “USE PI!” at the top of his lungs.
He also says some very amusing things during the class. I feel a bit bad about posting these because it’s essentially me mocking his English. However, they provided me with far too much amusement to keep to myself.
Trying to explain that the class should be a dialogue and not a monologue: “Feel free to whenever... whenever... just whenever.”
You know how the direction the hands on a clock normally go? That’s clockwise. The opposite of that is, of course: “ANTI-CLOCKWISE!!!!!!!”
After looking around the room anxiously for several minutes, he picks up a piece of chalk: “I found Blue.”
After tiring of lecturing, he opens the book and states: “Let us be a problem.”
Someone complained their calculator wouldn’t turn on. He left to get batteries from the bookstore. Upon return: “You have juice. Good.”
Should you confuse radians and degrees, our fearless instructor reminds you: “No, no, no! Any degree!!!”
From the department of redundancy department: “Positive is POSITIVE”
Would you like a little theology with your Trig? “There is no sin in this course, we are all good.”
A regular Voltaire: “EVERYTHING IS POSITIVE!!!”
What do you do when you can’t do a problem in your head? “Calclate it!”
Like the Ides of March, kind of? “BEWARE the potential your calclater!”
Your Social Dysfunction:
Paranoid
You show pervasive and unwarranted suspiciousness, and mistrust of others. You are overly sensitive and prone to jealousy.
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You fit in with:
Humanism
Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.
20% spiritual.
80% reason-oriented.
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Like a tiger,
He also says some very amusing things during the class. I feel a bit bad about posting these because it’s essentially me mocking his English. However, they provided me with far too much amusement to keep to myself.
Trying to explain that the class should be a dialogue and not a monologue: “Feel free to whenever... whenever... just whenever.”
You know how the direction the hands on a clock normally go? That’s clockwise. The opposite of that is, of course: “ANTI-CLOCKWISE!!!!!!!”
After looking around the room anxiously for several minutes, he picks up a piece of chalk: “I found Blue.”
After tiring of lecturing, he opens the book and states: “Let us be a problem.”
Someone complained their calculator wouldn’t turn on. He left to get batteries from the bookstore. Upon return: “You have juice. Good.”
Should you confuse radians and degrees, our fearless instructor reminds you: “No, no, no! Any degree!!!”
From the department of redundancy department: “Positive is POSITIVE”
Would you like a little theology with your Trig? “There is no sin in this course, we are all good.”
A regular Voltaire: “EVERYTHING IS POSITIVE!!!”
What do you do when you can’t do a problem in your head? “Calclate it!”
Like the Ides of March, kind of? “BEWARE the potential your calclater!”
Your Social Dysfunction:
Paranoid
You show pervasive and unwarranted suspiciousness, and mistrust of others. You are overly sensitive and prone to jealousy.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.
You fit in with:
Humanism
Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.
20% spiritual.
80% reason-oriented.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Like a tiger,