story time with hildreth....
hildreth: once there was a very pretty girl named jordan. she was the fairest in the land and every one adorded her.
until one day a great dragon of mass power came to the village of cute-a-pot-o-mos the great dragon, Lord stupidgaynathanwhosucks, spit fire and crappy music all about the land.
the fair maden jordans people went to her for help but alas she could not defeat the dragon at least not while he was drunk. so she made a deal with the dragon. she told him he could 2 rocks in a bag, one white one black, if she drew the white he owened the land and her hand in marrige, but if she drew the black he would have to leave the town forever and never return. the dragon agreed with a sly smile on his face and went to his layer.he put two white stones in a purse (sense he has alot of purses couse hes so gay) and went back to the village.
the fair madien jordan reched in the bag, grabed a stone, and threw it into the forest godnathansucksatlife. the dragon was confused. she told him whatever stone was left, is the one she didnt pick. it of course was white, so obviosuly she had chosen black.
the dragon held its head low in defeat and asked "how did you know i would try to cheat" and the fair madien said "i didnt ...but the great sir knight hildrethwhokickseveryonesassallday knew you would so he devised this whole plan".
the dragon sulked off to the woods of the land of people who dont have a personality so they just follow others and the fair maiden awarded her brave and clever knight with the lands highest honor, a stuffed my little pony doll complete with mane comb and glitter stickers.
THE END.