i've got a real bad feelin' that a book of poems aint enough
I've been posting like mad lately.
FTW:
Teenybopper #1: Ugh... I hate those overly-proud Hispanics!
Teenybopper #2: They drive me insane! They're like, 'Oh my god, Papi, 100 percent Boricua! Holla at me!'
Teenybopper #1: Why can't they speak good English?
Hispanic woman: I believe you mean to say, 'Why can't they speak English well?'
Teen boy: Owned!
--L train
Female doctor: How's your baby?
Male doctor: Oh, you know -- small.
--Beth Israel Medical Center
Lady #1: Canadia is a continent!
Lady #2: No, Canadia is definitely a state.
--Subway
Old gentleman: What is venison?
Waiter: You know the movie Bambi?
--Falai Restaurant, Clinton St
- www.overheardinnewyork.com
FTW:
Teenybopper #1: Ugh... I hate those overly-proud Hispanics!
Teenybopper #2: They drive me insane! They're like, 'Oh my god, Papi, 100 percent Boricua! Holla at me!'
Teenybopper #1: Why can't they speak good English?
Hispanic woman: I believe you mean to say, 'Why can't they speak English well?'
Teen boy: Owned!
--L train
Female doctor: How's your baby?
Male doctor: Oh, you know -- small.
--Beth Israel Medical Center
Lady #1: Canadia is a continent!
Lady #2: No, Canadia is definitely a state.
--Subway
Old gentleman: What is venison?
Waiter: You know the movie Bambi?
--Falai Restaurant, Clinton St
- www.overheardinnewyork.com