4(th wall) [ VIDEO ⇨ ILEX FOREST ] Magikarps are gifts from God

[aconquistador]

[ Raise your hands if you were just sleeping and minding your own business before things hit the fan? If he could, Spain would raise his hand but at the moment, he's a bit preoccupied.

Water laps at the screen of the gear and in the pitch black distance, you can hear splashing and screaming. ]

Aye, what's happening? [ SPLASH ] I'm dying, I'm [

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[english_cooking]

{when spain climbs out of the watering hole, there it awaits him...

yes. a plate of DELICIOUS english food.

so delicious, someone seems to have drooled all over it in anticipation already--

oh, wait. that probably isn't drool.

afterall, drool doesn't move on its own}

[aconquistador]

[ And Spain can only stare in disbelief at the monstrosity in front of him. Oh, God, that isn't what he thinks it is, is it? Meanwhile, from his open pack on the bank, his pokedex activiates ]

[english_cooking]

{ the plate of food is very offended.

it rattles at you in anger.

...is it your imagination or did it just move closer? }

[aconquistador]

[ Santa Maria, it's possessed and Spain is already scrambling to his feet and grabbing his things. OKAY, the priests say to not acknowledge demons because demons gain power through. . . wait, how did it go? ]

[english_cooking]

{ okay, it's definitely moved closer.

and now you hear a voice in your head...

eat me. eat me. }

[aconquistador]

[ Once his stuff is gathered, he gets ready to leave. . . but looks at the food one last time. Inching close, he tries to kick it into the water. Go away, go away. ]

[english_cooking]

{ water. water!

the food on the plate almost looks like it's struggling to get away...

but it slides into the water, plate and all.

there's something that sounds like a sad wail coming from the pond.

but it could just be your imagination }

[aconquistador]

[ he knows better. England's cooking is an abomination and full of unfortunate surprises. As soon as he hears the wailing(?) he begins to run off, holding his cross and praying for his life. ]