4(th wall) [ VIDEO ⇨ ILEX FOREST ] Magikarps are gifts from God

[aconquistador]

[ Raise your hands if you were just sleeping and minding your own business before things hit the fan? If he could, Spain would raise his hand but at the moment, he's a bit preoccupied.

Water laps at the screen of the gear and in the pitch black distance, you can hear splashing and screaming. ]

Aye, what's happening? [ SPLASH ] I'm dying, I'm [

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[aconquistador]

[ Spain manages to flail up the bank onto the grass. He sees something moving in the distance and thinking it's a pokemon, he rummages through his pockets for a pokeball. Maybe he can catch it and give it to Roma as a gift. He throws one and there's a flash of red light-- ]



Muuuuuu!

[ Hello, gato, there is now a Tauros in front of you ready to fight. What will you do? ]

[maldito_gato]

[What do?]

[HISS AND SCRATCH THIS IS HIS FOREST HE FOUND IT FIRST]

[aconquistador]

[ All it does is make Tauros angry ]



[ USES TACKLE ]

[ And this is the part where Spain begins to notice how the other "pokemon" looks. ]

Hey, it looks almost like a cat, Toro! Roma'll definitely like it!

[maldito_gato]

[Is that supposed to be reassuring?!]

[Kitty uses RUN FOR HIS LIFE which happens to be on top of Spain's head. Heading over there now! ...LOL get it? "heading", "head" ahahah....]

[aconquistador]

Huh?

AYE! No, no, don't come--

[ There's a cat on his head. There's a cat on his head and Tauros is set. Instead of throwing the cat off, Spain takes off running. Meanwhile, ]



[ TORO USES PURSUIT ]

No, Toro! Stop! Stay! Freeze! R-red light!