Steele Bros. Protection, Inc. is open for business!

Apr 09, 2006 23:52

This past week was one of the busiest I've had in a while. I didn't get to see Heather on Wednesday like I usually do, but after the show Saturday we went out with Toby and Sara. We ate at Applebee's and then hung out at the 7-11 all night. The funny thing is, it sounds boring to sit around and just talk, but I had the most fun in a while there. We took a whole bunch of pictures with my cameraphone, and each one saw us all doing stupid things. It was a blast! I still have to e-mail the pictures, but I will do so at the conclusion of this post.

"But, wait,", you ask. "Didn't you say you had a show Saturday?" You're damn right we did. The last stop on the road to WrestleRama, baby! This show saw the debut of Steele Bros. Protection, Inc. We came out and practically declared war on the renegade promotion known as Ca$h Money Wre$tling. In fact, for your viewing pleasure (and for a couple of laughs), here is the promo verbatim, as memory best serves me:

"We are sick and we are tired of Ca$h Money Wre$tling running roughshod all over the mWo! It's gone on for far too long, and it's high time someone stepped up to the plate. It's high time that Steele Bros. Protection protected the mWo from the putrid pond scum that makes up Bob Breckenridge and his roster of mWo rejects! We are ALEX! (my brother says AND ANDREW!) STEELE BROS. PROTECTION, THE S.B.P!!!"

After that, the pond scum answered the call. Bob sicced Dustin Divine on us, and the ass-kicking commenced. All I know is that we were squashed (Andrew quite literally) very quickly. I even had welts on my chest and handprints on my back from all the chops I took. It was great fun to be had, though it did hurt a little LOL.

Rest assured, though, this is just the beginning for CMW. If they honestly think that a beatdown like that is going to keep us down, they've got another thing coming. We will do whatever it takes to drive the bad rats out of town!

But, for now, I guess I'll lick my wounds and count my blessings LOL.

I also want to wish Jason Clouse a happy 30th birthday! Enjoy the downward slide to 40! It's quite a blast, I've heard LOL.

Alex Steele
Steele Bros. Protection, Inc.
"We'll protect you, but who'll protect us?"

edit 4-10-06 12:57 am: I tried to send a pic on my phone to my e-mail address and it doesn't seem to be working right away. The whole passing-phone-pics-to-e-mail-addresses thing will probably take a while. I'm going to bed. It's gonna be a long week and a short week all at the same time.
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