Calvin and Hobbes Quotes
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life … Procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isnt going out. He says its colder because the earth’s orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon.
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Wow, look at the grass stains on my skin. I say, if you knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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A smoke grenade, a gas mask, and a helicopter……. that’s all I ask.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life … Procrastinating and rationalizing.
~~
I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isnt going out. He says its colder because the earth’s orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon.
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Wow, look at the grass stains on my skin. I say, if you knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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A smoke grenade, a gas mask, and a helicopter……. that’s all I ask.