Went to the Doctor
Saw the doctor for a physical today. She thinks I'm a big long word I can't remember, which basically means I have a cycle of highs and lows. Manic Depressives have peaks and valleys and stay under for a long time, but I apparently have little hills. She's not worried about it because I'm not out of control or getting into trouble and it's not affecting my life.
I got the HPV shot, which HURTS but I think a little ouch is better than cancer. I also got the meningitus shot, which hurt a little but it's okay now. Then they took blood to test cholesterol, anemia, lyme disease, blood sugar, and some other ones. And then they took a urine sample (exciting!) to test some other things. And they're going to give me a pregnancy test while they're at it, because why not? While they're testing for other things, they might as well test for Jesus 2.0
They asked me if I could be pregnant while my mom was in the room and she actually started laughing. They gave her this weird look and she said, still giggling, "I don't think so." The nurse gave me this weird look and goes "are you pregnant?" I stared back at her over my glasses. "I'm a virgin." The nurse pursed her lips and looks down at the paper. "We'll test you, just to check."
Exciting stuff, to be sure. I know you all wanted to know about this.
I got the HPV shot, which HURTS but I think a little ouch is better than cancer. I also got the meningitus shot, which hurt a little but it's okay now. Then they took blood to test cholesterol, anemia, lyme disease, blood sugar, and some other ones. And then they took a urine sample (exciting!) to test some other things. And they're going to give me a pregnancy test while they're at it, because why not? While they're testing for other things, they might as well test for Jesus 2.0
They asked me if I could be pregnant while my mom was in the room and she actually started laughing. They gave her this weird look and she said, still giggling, "I don't think so." The nurse gave me this weird look and goes "are you pregnant?" I stared back at her over my glasses. "I'm a virgin." The nurse pursed her lips and looks down at the paper. "We'll test you, just to check."
Exciting stuff, to be sure. I know you all wanted to know about this.