infestation
i was blading around lake calhoun, when a light bulb flicked over my head... this thought that entered with the light had to do with the idea that iceblading should really be the next extreme sport... so wanting to be a true pioneer and all i start trudging through the foot of snow on the ground towards the lake... about ten feet onto the lake i realized that maybe it wasn't the right time of year for iceblading... simply because my blades were sinking into the slush of the lake, this led me to notice that the damn city of minneapolis still hasn't managed to get rid of the mermaid infestation in lake calhoun... those damn mermaids were digging at the ice below with the intent of stealing my rollarblades, they grabbed at the wheels and forced me into desperate actions which concluded with me loosing a wheel and a mermaid with a wheel for an eye, and another loosing a large chunk of hair that had spun into the wheels of the other blade... i swear i have proof... a large iridescent scale and a lock of some of the ugliest hair i have ever seen... i think i am going to write to city hall and complain...