i am not left handed
i was oil painting at home just a short while ago, when a terrible chain of events occurred... i was trying to clean out my brush (in turpentine) while attempting to wipe my right hand off on my shirt... then clumsy not left handed me knocked my container of turpentine onto the floor in the dinning room... before i could do any thing about the mess, my precious little kitty caught sight of the fresh spill on the floor and began lapping up the toxic concoction, before i knew it she was practically screaming in pain while seizing and vomiting in the already overwhelming mess... then the poor thing breathed her last breath... i broke down in tears that blinded my eyes so that i didn't notice as cinder my roommate's dog started to play with the carcass of what used to be the prettiest kitten in the world... this got the toxic chemicals into the system of that poor pathetic dumb yet beautiful dog... the symptoms that my cat had felt just moments before were now being felt by the dog... this drew the attention of elias... and elias being only 1 and a half years old didn't know any better so he was grabbing at the dog and trying to kiss the kitty... just as cinder closed her eyes for the last time the terrible effect started on the poor little boy... hope being alarmed by the screams of her child ran down the stairs in time to see her little boys soul leave his fragile little body... screaming and crying as only a mother at the sight of her dead child would she started to kiss her baby boy... delirious from the shock of loosing her only child she didn't notice that by kissing him she too was being poisoned... by now my other two room mates had meandered in to see what all the noise was about... v being a compulsive cleaner began to wipe the floor around his dying best friend clean... unfortunately for him he was eating a rather large delicious sandwich at the time and managed to get it soaked in turpentine and vomit... now v doesn't have a large amount of money so that sandwich was precious and important, so he ate it despite it's downfalls... you can guess what started to happen with him... well kat loving him as she does started to get angry with him for being so utterly stupid, unfortunately for her she was eating the rest of the leftover sandwich while cussing v out... needless to say i now have four dead people, a dead dog, a dead cat and a ass load of turpentine and vomit to deal with... i sure hope i won't be held accountable for this.