[Video] Fat cats need exercise

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[ The dreamberry clicks on to reveal Sasuke and a rather fat orange tabby. Currently the cat's being held under it's forepaws in a vertical position so it's feet are on the floor. A moment later Sasuke straightens from his bent position and hoists the cat into the air and about a foot above his head. He lowers the cat again and repeats the process

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[madcuriosity]

What are you doing to Tama? [Sasuke, meet the girl who made Tama that size.]

I apologize now for his abrasive behavior o/

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[ Well he's never met Alice before, but considering she knows the cat and seems to be offended maybe this is Alice. ]

Lol, it's Sasuke, I know what to expect <3

[madcuriosity]

Did you ask if he wanted to exercise?

:|b

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[ Well Alice has officially reached the level of idiot in Sasuke's book. ]

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[ Nope no answer for you, you just get a look. ]

[madcuriosity]

[Sasuke, you live in a world of talking toads, dogs, and the ability to walk on water. So hello pot, meet kettle.]

Well? I'm waiting. Tama isn't your cat anyways.

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[ That may be the case Alice, but have you looked at this cat?
[ Okay now you've officially reached the level of annoying female. ]

He's not yours either.

[madcuriosity]

[She doesn't care. And yes, she's looked at the cat. He's not UNHEALTHY. He is simply a large and slightly plump puss. She wouldn't endanger a cat like that.]

He was mine for almost a year, YOU didn't even know about him until now so don't act like you're better than me when you're nothing more than a rude... newcomer who thinks he's better than someone who has known Tama since he was a kitten.

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[ Sasuke's eyes narrow at that. So this was Alice. And sure the cat's not morbidly obese, but this is not a healthy weight for a cat. It's not even muscle. ]

No, I didn't know him. [ Sasuke's voice is calm but the condescending tone is hard to miss. ] But those that did know him want him to lose weight because you made him fat. So I'm not the one doing anything wrong.

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[Oh bitch no you didn't. Alice's eyes narrow right back.]

How dare you! Who do you think you are? Accussing me of mistreating a cat as if you know anything about me or Tama. You know nothing about me or how I feel about Tama. I asked you a simple question and you have acted like a self-entitled brat!

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[ Speaking of the pot calling the kettle black. Nope Sasuke is just amused. Alice really is an idiot. ]

I'm not the one who got the cat overweight. The way you treated Tama, it's obvious who the brat is.

[madcuriosity]

And you think lifting the cat above your head is exercise for him? [You are the idiot in her opinion.]

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Lifting him helps stretch out his muscles. By nature he'll try and pull in his feet which contracts the muscles which gives him exercise. Does that make sense to you, idiot? [ Yeah he just called her that. ]

[madcuriosity]

You clearly have never actually owned a cat or you would know that's nonsense idiot.

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And you're clearly not intelligent or you would know that it's true. [ He doesn't even react to the word. Naruto's called him worse and really it doesn't phase him one bit. ]