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Saw The Producers last night.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
that's really all I can say about that.
except for maybe
OMFGLMAOROFLCOPTERHAHAHAHA!
and
JESUSCHRISTWHYHADN'TISEENITBEFORE?!?!

Also watched Breakfast on Pluto.
Bittersweet and amazing
Cillian Murphy is approx. eighteen thousand kinds of incredible

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Well, that's a relief. They never would've gotten along, anyway. Besides, he pretty much screwed Stalin six ways from Leningrad, so there you have it.

With minty delight, actually. What do you think I gargle with, Snuggle?

Um... I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. Um, yes. And yeah, they were, and they do get points for not killing Kitten but at the same time, they were probably best mates with the blokes who knocked off Lovechild so I kind of have to hate them for that. And that does explain a lot. Especially all the muumuus maternity wear... Yeah, just you wait, Pete'll go on a killing rampage one day, get arrested for DUI for reasons unknown, then released the next day so the public can have some sort of cheap entertainment, if you consider the loss of life cheap... You know he's just the media's bitch, they just let him run around for fun. The man's got to be worth billions in bets by now...

You'll get them eventually. I have to get Peasant back from Leanne first, haha. And I thought I was keeping Arab Strap cos we bought them that one time with Gang of Four, et al, and you were like 'Well, I have my computer, so you can keep the cds' and I was like 'Sweet.' So you only get two back! Ha! Ha!

I would pay good money to see him say that for reals. Good money that would actually be your money since I don't have any, I tell you.

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*snorts* I want that on a t-shirt, maybe a sort of constructuvist collage of Stalin's head with a screw driver pointed at the temple. Seriously. I'd pay good money.

Well, I thought it would go nicely with your regular diet of crushed glass and battery acid. Apparently I was wrong.

Good idea. (But he really is strangely compelling. Not that he's physically attractive, but he's such a good actor. I've seen him in at least ten different things, and he's never played the same character twice.) Oh, true. At least no one whacked the Father. As if we didn't get enough cheap entertainment with the whole "I AM SO SORRY GUYZ I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN... oh, damn, I've been arrested, again!" thing. I'd bet on him, myself, except for the minor issue of legality.

Oh, sigh, fine. And, you're right, you do get to keep Arab Strap. FINE. It's like we're bartering for our children, it really is.

I'd probably pay it, too. I'd probably sell my body and my soul, actually. Though perhaps that's a bit extreme. But, really, I'd pay to see any of them say it.

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BWAHAHA, genius. I'll totally make it. I'm going to buy Illustrator so I can actually make designs, YAR. And then either submit to Threadless or badger my dad's screenprinting buddy into making them for me.

I prefer non-chlorinated bleach, actually. Gotta keep those teeth white.

Oh, well, that's good, since presumably he didn't make ten versions of the same film. Wait, are you saying Doherty's the father? ...well, I guess you have a point, they could probably convince him to screw a bottle for artificial insemination purposes. He'd probably not even notice cos he'd be too busy doing lines of crack off of Kate Moss' stomach. Or maybe lager and crisps, ha!

I have plenty of experience with custody battles. You stand no chance.

I always knew you were a woman of loose morals, you pirate hooker, you. But see, would you pay them to say it? Or pay someone to do something that would make them say it? Cos I'd rather do the latter... sounds infinitely funnier.

Fuck, I'll have to use the public one.

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Do it! And, oh, exciting. You have to show me this program of which you speak. And then you have to let me come over and use it sometime, if you do end up buying it. Aptitude at Photoshop is not enough for me. I crave new horizons.

But what about that tasty, tasty chlorine scent?

Yeah, too bad, though, because he'd be a kickass James Bond. Doherty's totally the babydaddy. He probably doesn't even know where he is half the time, let alone what he's doing and who (or what) he's doing it with. Totally lager and crisps.

Ugh, point taken. My father might have married five times already, but at least there isn't a freakish amount of children to go with that already startlingly high number.

We prefer "entrepreneurial wench", thank you. And, yeah, the last would be vastly more amusing. And Paul'd probably say it first, so.

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