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When I get out of the shower and dry my hair with a towel, I look like a lion.
Calm down, Geoff.
I almost died last night. Then we had to give the guy six bucks. The guy that almost hit us is the same guy that sits at the drive-thru at Taco Bell and says "man, someone stole all the gas out of my car, and I have to drive to [random-ass town]. Do you guys think you can spare a couple dollars?" And you can't say "no, I'm broke" cause you're in the drive thru. Tricky bastard.
Whatever. At least we're not dead or in jail.
I have a gay stalker. I'm not even kidding. He calls me at least 6 times a day, and I don't answer, because I'm extremely uncomfortable with the situation. He called me at 5am yesterday morning from a number I didn't know, just to chat. WHO DOES THAT? Can we say creepy?
My tax return needs to get the fuck here, like now.
I'm running out of shit to pawn.
lovevince
Calm down, Geoff.
I almost died last night. Then we had to give the guy six bucks. The guy that almost hit us is the same guy that sits at the drive-thru at Taco Bell and says "man, someone stole all the gas out of my car, and I have to drive to [random-ass town]. Do you guys think you can spare a couple dollars?" And you can't say "no, I'm broke" cause you're in the drive thru. Tricky bastard.
Whatever. At least we're not dead or in jail.
I have a gay stalker. I'm not even kidding. He calls me at least 6 times a day, and I don't answer, because I'm extremely uncomfortable with the situation. He called me at 5am yesterday morning from a number I didn't know, just to chat. WHO DOES THAT? Can we say creepy?
My tax return needs to get the fuck here, like now.
I'm running out of shit to pawn.
lovevince