Awwww father/son Lego hair
And now I'd like to present the Greatest Hits of this week's Ongoing Lost Post!
Hee hee farty horns of drama. - kaikias
Hurley, if I don't come back make sure my tombstone says something how I was the greatest doctor ever and nothing about jears. - hotpinkblue (re: Jack going to talk to Mocke)
LOL LOCKE GOT POSTMORTUMLY OWNED - schmiss
"Do you know this man?"
"No, I just like to hop into the ambulances of strangers." - withgreatness
How the fuck does Claire know that? Are there ESP machines in her wig or something? - tunaeverynight
Comment of the Week
"YOU KNOW CLAIRE, YOU MIGHT BE THREE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL, AND I MIGHT BE BROKEN EMOTIONALLY AND HATING MYSELF FOR LEADING TO A FRIEND'S DEATH, AND WE MIGHT BE TRAPPED IN A CRAZY JUNGLE WITH AN EVIL SPIRIT THAT TAKES THE FORM OF DEAD PEOPLE TO GET REVENGE AGAINST HIS NEMESIS... BUT THIS IS STILL THE MOST FUNCTIONAL FAMILY GET-TOGETHER I'VE EVER HAD." - schmiss
I want Jack and Sawyer to have a blue shirt take-off contest. (Yes, I'm aware that sentence is grammatically incorrect. But it's visually stunning.) - tunaeverynight
"Meet up in the elevator" is code for getting "caught in a net" right? - shakemeetsworld
MAN I HAVE A THING FOR HOT GUYS NAMED JIM IN LEATHER JACKETS WHO LIKE APPLES. - jazzypeaches
I think I could do Not!TinaFey's job better than her. - runswithfail
me too... and i'm a guy. lol - vetica
COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OVER A-FICTIONAL-LA-WHERE-THERE-IS-ONE-HOSPITAL-AND-ONE-POLICE-HQ.
that was supposed to sound beatles-like. - gabsy
JESUS CHRIST CLAIRE. PUT ON A PAIR OF TROUSERS. I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE BABY'S HEAD PEEKING OUT. - elizardbits
Suave creeper Desmond is creepily and stunningly attractive. - giventofly37
Seriously. It's like, DUDE, STOP BEIN' CREEPY BUT DAMN YOU CAN ROCK A SUIT. - supersyncspaz7
TRY NOT TO BLOW UP THE BABY, ILANA - elizardbits
OMIGOD, YOU'RE *~*THE*~* CLAIRE?!?!?!! YOU'RE SO FAMOUS FOR BEING A... FRY COOK... WITH A BABY - schmiss
COINCIDENCE? THIS IS LOST, BITCH
COINCIDENCES ARE ABOUT AS COMMON AS SNEEZES
OR SPINAL INJURIES
OR POLAR BEARS
OR DYNAMITE EXPLODING PEOPLE - smilesawakeyou
AND BY SAILING HE MEANS SOME AFTERNOON DELIGHT - kaitlyn_lehman
NOT!TINA FEY WILL PROVIDE THE SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT. - schmiss
DESMOND, YOU'RE HOT AND ALL, BUT THERE ARE TWO THINGS CREEPY ABOUT ALTERNATE-TIMELINE!YOU:
1. You are not wearing your blue shirt
2. EVERY. SINGLE. THING. YOU. DO.
But mostly the lack of blue shirt. - gabsy
I BET BUSTER WOULD SURVIVE ON THE ISLAND BECAUSE OF HIS MAJOR IN CARTOGRAPHY. - runswithfail
A GARDEN HOSE TOOK DOWN THE GUY WHO USES KITCHEN UTILITIES TO KILL ASSASSINS? - runswithfail
He who lives by the household appliance will die by the household appliance. - kaikias
I FEEL LIKE JIN AND SAWYER ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO RECOGNIZE CLAIRE'S CRAY-CRAY
I MEAN, HELLO, SHE HAS A LORD OF THE FLIES BAY-BAY
KATE YOU AS DUMB AS YOUR ALTERNA-HAIR IS BIG - smilesawakeyou
NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY DOES JACK HAVE AN 8 YR OLD BOYS HAIRCUT - jiggawha
LOL THE LOST WRITERS HAVE SUCH AN INSIGHT INTO THE FEMALE MIND. "MOTIVATIONS: BABIES. AND LOVE (CAN BE USED TO MAKE BABIES)." - schmiss
"WHEN SMOKEY FINDS OUT...SAY 'ELLO TO MY LEETUL FRAHN!" - neonlivgiraffe
Is Jack giving his son up for adoption? - hotpinkblue
Awwww father/son Lego hair - quinnscousin
I THINK HE PRE-JEARED - oneloveunited
Dang, Jack, you look kinda GQ up on that boat.
OMG WHAT AM I SAYING - supersyncspaz7
THE FORCE IS STRONG IN MY FAMILY....
I HAVE IT...
MY FATHER HAS IT...
AND MY... SISTER... HAS IT
:D - starshine_3
I hope Jack develops scurvy - runsithfail
OMG DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CRISIS EVERY TIME WE LEAVE THE ISLAND? ITS LIKE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. - jazzy_peaches
Jack reminds me of my dog. When he's inside, he wants to be out. When he's outside, he wants to be in. - hashinahooka
GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOO (Jackson) - aosuki
SAWYER'S GOT HIS SWIM TRUCKS AND HIS FLIPPY FLOPPIES
THEY'RE FLIPPIN BURGERS, JACK'S AT KINKO'S STRAIGHT UP FLIPPIN COPIES - quinnscousin
IT'S LIKE THE SHOW JUST DOES NOT WANT CLAIRE AND JACK TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE FOR LONGER THAN A MINUTE
"SORRY, EMERGENCY AT THE HOSPITAL"
"SORRY, MY FRIENDS TOLD ME TO LEAVE YOU"
"SORRY, NOW THAT YOU'RE ON THE BOAT, I'M GONNA SWIM BACK" - lumaria
JATE IS AWFUL. THEY HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD MOMENT TOGETHER SINCE SEASON 3. - fauxkaren
Wait, they've had a good moment together? Every time they are in a scene together I get the overwhelming feeling that I will never be happy again. They are like dementors. - shakemeetsworld
EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUT, JACKS GOT THIS #THINGSINEVERTHOUGHTIWOULDTYPE - schmiss
*insert 4 pages of everyone freaking out about Sun and Jin reunion*
SO SHE SEES HER KOREAN HUSBAND AND NOW SHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH? - moeyknight
HE GOT SHOT IN THE BUTT-OCKS - jiggawha
THAT WAS LIKE IWO JIMA/NORMANDY SHIT - runswithfail
WELL DANIEL FARADAY DID HELP SAVE PRIVATE RYAN - dinadandelion
COMMERCIAL BANTER
AVATAR - NOW WITHOUT THE 3D SO YOU CAN ENJOY IT LESS - smilesawakeyou
GIF Party
Hee hee farty horns of drama. - kaikias
Hurley, if I don't come back make sure my tombstone says something how I was the greatest doctor ever and nothing about jears. - hotpinkblue (re: Jack going to talk to Mocke)
LOL LOCKE GOT POSTMORTUMLY OWNED - schmiss
"Do you know this man?"
"No, I just like to hop into the ambulances of strangers." - withgreatness
How the fuck does Claire know that? Are there ESP machines in her wig or something? - tunaeverynight
Comment of the Week
"YOU KNOW CLAIRE, YOU MIGHT BE THREE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL, AND I MIGHT BE BROKEN EMOTIONALLY AND HATING MYSELF FOR LEADING TO A FRIEND'S DEATH, AND WE MIGHT BE TRAPPED IN A CRAZY JUNGLE WITH AN EVIL SPIRIT THAT TAKES THE FORM OF DEAD PEOPLE TO GET REVENGE AGAINST HIS NEMESIS... BUT THIS IS STILL THE MOST FUNCTIONAL FAMILY GET-TOGETHER I'VE EVER HAD." - schmiss
I want Jack and Sawyer to have a blue shirt take-off contest. (Yes, I'm aware that sentence is grammatically incorrect. But it's visually stunning.) - tunaeverynight
"Meet up in the elevator" is code for getting "caught in a net" right? - shakemeetsworld
MAN I HAVE A THING FOR HOT GUYS NAMED JIM IN LEATHER JACKETS WHO LIKE APPLES. - jazzypeaches
I think I could do Not!TinaFey's job better than her. - runswithfail
me too... and i'm a guy. lol - vetica
COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OVER A-FICTIONAL-LA-WHERE-THERE-IS-ONE-HOSPITAL-AND-ONE-POLICE-HQ.
that was supposed to sound beatles-like. - gabsy
JESUS CHRIST CLAIRE. PUT ON A PAIR OF TROUSERS. I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE BABY'S HEAD PEEKING OUT. - elizardbits
Suave creeper Desmond is creepily and stunningly attractive. - giventofly37
Seriously. It's like, DUDE, STOP BEIN' CREEPY BUT DAMN YOU CAN ROCK A SUIT. - supersyncspaz7
TRY NOT TO BLOW UP THE BABY, ILANA - elizardbits
OMIGOD, YOU'RE *~*THE*~* CLAIRE?!?!?!! YOU'RE SO FAMOUS FOR BEING A... FRY COOK... WITH A BABY - schmiss
COINCIDENCE? THIS IS LOST, BITCH
COINCIDENCES ARE ABOUT AS COMMON AS SNEEZES
OR SPINAL INJURIES
OR POLAR BEARS
OR DYNAMITE EXPLODING PEOPLE - smilesawakeyou
AND BY SAILING HE MEANS SOME AFTERNOON DELIGHT - kaitlyn_lehman
NOT!TINA FEY WILL PROVIDE THE SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT. - schmiss
DESMOND, YOU'RE HOT AND ALL, BUT THERE ARE TWO THINGS CREEPY ABOUT ALTERNATE-TIMELINE!YOU:
1. You are not wearing your blue shirt
2. EVERY. SINGLE. THING. YOU. DO.
But mostly the lack of blue shirt. - gabsy
I BET BUSTER WOULD SURVIVE ON THE ISLAND BECAUSE OF HIS MAJOR IN CARTOGRAPHY. - runswithfail
A GARDEN HOSE TOOK DOWN THE GUY WHO USES KITCHEN UTILITIES TO KILL ASSASSINS? - runswithfail
He who lives by the household appliance will die by the household appliance. - kaikias
I FEEL LIKE JIN AND SAWYER ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO RECOGNIZE CLAIRE'S CRAY-CRAY
I MEAN, HELLO, SHE HAS A LORD OF THE FLIES BAY-BAY
KATE YOU AS DUMB AS YOUR ALTERNA-HAIR IS BIG - smilesawakeyou
NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY DOES JACK HAVE AN 8 YR OLD BOYS HAIRCUT - jiggawha
LOL THE LOST WRITERS HAVE SUCH AN INSIGHT INTO THE FEMALE MIND. "MOTIVATIONS: BABIES. AND LOVE (CAN BE USED TO MAKE BABIES)." - schmiss
"WHEN SMOKEY FINDS OUT...SAY 'ELLO TO MY LEETUL FRAHN!" - neonlivgiraffe
Is Jack giving his son up for adoption? - hotpinkblue
Awwww father/son Lego hair - quinnscousin
I THINK HE PRE-JEARED - oneloveunited
Dang, Jack, you look kinda GQ up on that boat.
OMG WHAT AM I SAYING - supersyncspaz7
THE FORCE IS STRONG IN MY FAMILY....
I HAVE IT...
MY FATHER HAS IT...
AND MY... SISTER... HAS IT
:D - starshine_3
I hope Jack develops scurvy - runsithfail
OMG DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CRISIS EVERY TIME WE LEAVE THE ISLAND? ITS LIKE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. - jazzy_peaches
Jack reminds me of my dog. When he's inside, he wants to be out. When he's outside, he wants to be in. - hashinahooka
GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOO (Jackson) - aosuki
SAWYER'S GOT HIS SWIM TRUCKS AND HIS FLIPPY FLOPPIES
THEY'RE FLIPPIN BURGERS, JACK'S AT KINKO'S STRAIGHT UP FLIPPIN COPIES - quinnscousin
IT'S LIKE THE SHOW JUST DOES NOT WANT CLAIRE AND JACK TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE FOR LONGER THAN A MINUTE
"SORRY, EMERGENCY AT THE HOSPITAL"
"SORRY, MY FRIENDS TOLD ME TO LEAVE YOU"
"SORRY, NOW THAT YOU'RE ON THE BOAT, I'M GONNA SWIM BACK" - lumaria
JATE IS AWFUL. THEY HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD MOMENT TOGETHER SINCE SEASON 3. - fauxkaren
Wait, they've had a good moment together? Every time they are in a scene together I get the overwhelming feeling that I will never be happy again. They are like dementors. - shakemeetsworld
EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUT, JACKS GOT THIS #THINGSINEVERTHOUGHTIWOULDTYPE - schmiss
*insert 4 pages of everyone freaking out about Sun and Jin reunion*
SO SHE SEES HER KOREAN HUSBAND AND NOW SHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH? - moeyknight
HE GOT SHOT IN THE BUTT-OCKS - jiggawha
THAT WAS LIKE IWO JIMA/NORMANDY SHIT - runswithfail
WELL DANIEL FARADAY DID HELP SAVE PRIVATE RYAN - dinadandelion
COMMERCIAL BANTER
AVATAR - NOW WITHOUT THE 3D SO YOU CAN ENJOY IT LESS - smilesawakeyou
GIF Party