ALL THE BEST SMOKE MONSTERS HAVE MOMMY ISSUES

Mar 21, 2010 20:38

And now the Greatest Hits from this week's Ongoing Lost post!



FLOCKE AND HIS GUARDIAN PWNGEL ARE BACK - smokey_n_linus

THAT LOOK. SAWYER JUST GAVE KATE. Is why I used to ship them so hard. It makes me feel like there are little birds flying around in my ovaries. - tunaeverynight

OH GOD SAWYER IS A COP

I THINK I HAVE AN ERECTION

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WEENOR - elizardbits

MY MOM SAID, "NO. CROCKETT AND TUBBS." - quidditchkiss

LOL I like that all the guys in the van listened to them doing it...? - me
GIVES NEW MEANING TO "TAILING SOMEONE" - allez_cuisine

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS? IF SHE HAD USED A TURNIP FOR THE HEAD.

MISSED OPPORTUNITY, LOST WRITERS! - moeyknight

Call 1800-MOOBS for answers folks. - usedshoes

I love how much Sawyer loves Miles.

I love when the people I love love each other.

But not in the gross way. - withgreatness

ALSO: SIDEWAYS SAWYER IS GONNA DIE ALONE BECAUSE HE'S NOT LIVING TOGETHER - smokey_n_linus

I ALREADY FUCKING LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH

SO. FUCKING. MUCH.


- 823freckles

I love how the teddy bear has also joined Team Evil. - poinsley
yes! I wish Smokey had taken the teddy bear's form, instead of locke's.
can you imagine. - unicorncake

the lockeboobs are like, warkjhtgfddfhgn. like seriously bigger than mine, what the fuck is happening. - mrawr

IS IT JUST ME OR HAVE FLOCKE'S JIGGLING MANBREASTS GOT EVEN BIGGER LATELY

MAYBE HE IS HAVING A LITTLE SMOKEY BABY - elizardbits

SMOKE THING

YOU MAKE MAH HEART SING

YOU MAKE EVERYONE...DEAD - allez_cuisine

I'M LATE TO THE PARTY, I AM ASSUMING YOU ALL MADE THE APPROPRIATE "WHEN SAWYER'S UNDER COVER HE'S REALLY UNDER THE COVERS" JOKES! - misscrankypants

SAWYER WANTS TO RAID HER LOST ARK

UGH LAME *facepalm* - malone73

she's cute. i don't hate her here. every other moment, she can gtfo, but here she looks nice. - averypartofme, about Charlotte

IT'S ALMOST LIKE

I DID IT BECAUSE SOME GUY DIDN'T TOUCH ME WHEN I WAS A KID

NOT IN THAT WAY - schmiss (LOL!)

MY ARCHEOLOGY SKILLS GOT THE BEST OF ME - roland10488 (when Charlotte's going through Sawyer's drawer)

I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship. - 823freckles

~TAMING OF THE SHREW~ - fallintospace

DAMN, SAYID. YOU FAILED AT THE BRO CODE. UPON SEEING TWO GIRLS FIGHT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO IMMEDIATELY ALERT YOUR BROS. - fauxkaren

*insert whole page of people going TINA FEY!?"*

THEY NEED TO PLAY AXLE F WHEN SAWYER AND MILES ARE ON SCREEN TOGETHER. LOL. - moeyknight

WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOWWWWWW WHO I AM INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE? - darthbellatrix

AND WE ALL JUST SAT AROUND AND DIED LOL - schmiss

SAWYER: I'M WITH SOME PEOPLE BACK ON THE MAIN ISLAND
NOT!TINA FEY: I WANT TO GO TO THERE - meatbridge

WHAT'S GOD GOT TO DO WITH IT, GOT TO DO WITH IT
WHAT'S GOD BUT A SECOND-HAND JACOB RIP-OFF - schmiss

HE WANTS YOUR BRA KATE. GIVE IT TO HIM. - lastyearswishes

I THINK THOSE GUYS WERE JUST LARPING IN THE JUNGLE - citrimax
This is my favorite comment ever. - snow_blossoms

NEW!NEW!NEW!LOSTIES. That's like thrice removed from my level of caring. - gabsy

Kate got some sweet highlights before Plane Crash Two: The Recrashening - mrawr

ALL THE BEST SMOKE MONSTERS HAVE MOMMY ISSUES - schmiss

FLOCKE HAD GROWING PAINS?
OR HE WATCHED GROWING PAINS?
"AS LONG AS WE GOT EACH OTHER..." - meatbridge

Comment of the Week

i love when people say "why are you tellin me this?" people never say that in real life. i think i'll start.

boyfriend: "i brought home some milk."
me: "WHY ARE YOU TELLIN ME THIS?????" - callita623

*insert whole page of people going OMG LITTLE HOUSE!!!!!*

Jesus Christ, Josh Holloway is a fucking gorgeous man.

Just...in case you don't have eyes. - truffle_shuffle

There is nothing like a Lean Cuisine and some Laura Ingalls at the end of a long day. - heatherbird

Is that flower for Miles? - poinsley

"And maybe I'll get through this entire conversation without my accent slipping." - kaikias

GET IN THE CAR, LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING - meatbridge

HAVE SEX WITH HER UP AGAINST TEH CAGE, SAWYER! - iamalreadyinuse

lol have their hands full of each other - smokey_n_linus
I think I read a porno like that once. - kaikias

Me: "He's dashing!"
My sister: "Yeah, like Kid Rock."
- My sister does not appreciate Lost or Sawyer's good looks - smilesawakeyou

Another game of I Never for old times sake?
Kate: I never slept with Jack until after we left the island.
James: *drinks* - 823freckles

SAWYER/MILES = SMILES?

I'D SHIP IT - greytuneff

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