YOUR SON IS NOW DIAMONDS!
And now the greatest hits from this week's ongoing Lost post!
This is what my horoscope said today: "You're a little lost today." Haha, of course I'm a little LOST today, it's Tuesday. - shakemeetsworld
Do Jears in the "Previously on Lost" count? LOL - me
DOES THE PREVIOUSLY ON LOST COUNT FOR JEARS? - malone73, my brain twin
I WANT TO BUILD A BIRD'S NEST IN CLAIRE'S HAIR AND PUT BAYBAY BIRDS IN IT. - 823freckles
THAT'S HIS BACK ALLEY ABORTION SCAR - me
Well, he didn't want to birth Kate's baby. - tunaeverynight
HAHAHAHAHAH THIS KID'S WIG IS INSANE - mrawr
IF THAT IS HIS REAL HAIR I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM - mrawr
*insert 2 pages of people going JACK HAS A KID????*
WHOA JACK HAS A KID????????? - me
Your abortion joke from before is just sad now. - tunaeverynight (LOLOL)
Dogen is still trying to figure out how Lost works.
"Oh, so when people run away...they don't come back? How strange." - withgreatness
It is the third day and I have risen again. Or maybe I just want a Hot Pocket, Hugo. - sihaya09
More people are coming? Christ, this is the worst secret island ever. - smapdi_j
100% chance that someday David will say, "That douche is my dad." - misscrankypants
COMMENT OF THE WEEK:
WHERE THE HELL DID THEY FIND A KID THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MATTHEW FOX WITH THE HAIR AND THE FACE. - moeyknight
THEY PLAYED THE PIXIES AROUND PLAYGROUNDS UNTIL A KID WITH AVIATORS RAN OUT? - jiggawha
LMFAO ALL THE JATERS RIGHT NOW: "THAT KID IS CLEARLY KATES! LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO RUN!" - oneloveunited
Mmm Milano cookies. Want. - smapdi_j
THEY'RE ~BLACK AND WHITE~ SO IT'S SYMBOLIC. - schmiss
aww David was eating his feelings.
when he grows up he will be drinking them like a true Shepard man. - heatherbird
"Why are they all staring at me?"
Gee, I don't know, Mr. I WAS DEAD A COUPLE HOURS AGO. What could possibly be interesting about you? - withgreatness
Guesses on David's mother:
-Juliet
-Danielle
-Richard?? - petriefalls
"Jack" - Sayid
"Sayid" - Jack
wow. the dialogue just gets better all the time. - starshine_3
Is that sanskrit for Hot Pockets? - sillychik_pa, re: Hurley's arm notes
APPARENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A BARBER ON THE ISLAND TO HELP CLAIRE KEEP UP WITH THE HAIR FASHIONS AND MAKE SURE HER BANGS ARE OF ACCEPTABLE LENGTH. - jazzy_peaches
HE SAID HE LIKES BIG BUTTS AND HE CANNOT LIE, HUGO. WATCH YOUR BACK - elizardbits re: Dogen walking away muttering in Japanese
DID SHE FUCKING WILSON HER BABY OVER HERE?! - averypartofme
*insert 3 pages of people being scared by Claire's "baby"*
So THAT'S where all of Jack's chest hair went. It's now Aaron's doppleganger. - tunaeverynight
FUNNY HOW BOTH CHARACTERS SEEM HAPPY TO SEE EACH OTHER, WHILE I'M NOT HAPPY TO SEE ANY OF THEM. - gabsy, when Jack and Kate bump into each other
KATE: I HOPE YOU FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
JACK: BUT YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME *JEARS* - dearxambell1na
Jack's mom is Morticia Addams now? - mrawr
JACK'S MOM LOOKS LIKE LILY MUNSTER. - allez_cuisine
TO JACK I LEAVE THE KNOWLEDGE THAT PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY. USE IT WISELY. - schmiss re: Christian's will
EVERY TIME JACK SMILES, A SKULL BABY COMES TO LIFE.
STOP SMILING JACK. - jiggawha
I HOPE CHRISTIAN LEFT JACK A SHOE - lumaria
JACK? YOU GET NOTHING.
EXCEPT YOUR FATHER'S MINI VODKA BOTTLE COLLECTION. - bsquared41
LOL IS SHE SAYING "MY FRIEND" BUT REALLY MEANING HER
I DO THAT SOMETIMES - citrimax
See, if Lost had been slightly more realistic, everyone's hair would have looked like Claire's by episode 20 (of season 1). - gabsy
*insert 2 pages of people loving the Old Spice commercial*
CANDIDATES FOR CLAIRE'S FRIEND:
- JACOB
- HERSELF
- TALLER GHOST AARON
- VINCENT
- HELP - dither_spaz
Jack's apartment oozes "Single dad who tries too hard" - cah215
LOL IMPORTANT PIANO MUSIC. THIS IS SO BSG. - schmiss
JACOB HAS SO MANY HOUSES. - usedshoes
HE'S LIKE FRICKING OPRAH - fallintospace
YOUR SON IS NOW DIAMONDS! - schmiss
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN - freckles823
JACK IS GOING TO ERUPT LIKE A JEARS VOLCANO - citrimax
THIS GUY:
LESS UNKEMPT THAN ISLAND-CLAIRE - allez_cuisine
*insert whole page of people going "OMG DOGEN!?"*
Why does Jack's son look so much like Cameron Frye? - sihaya09
SO WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS DAVID'S MOM IS GOING TO DIE IN A CAR CRASH ON THE WAY TO A RECITAL AND THEN JACK AND DAVID ARE GOING TO MOVE TO A SMALL TOWN IN COLORADO CALLED EVERWOOD. AND IT WILL BE AN EXCELLENT SHOW. - fauxkaren
Is Jacob Santa?!?!?!?!!? - cah215
This is why we can't have nice things! - hotpinkblue, after Jack smashes the mirror
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS - lastyearswishes at the same exact moment LOL
SUBSTITUTE JACK FOR SQUIDWARD THEY'RE BOTH DOUCHES SO IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A STRETCH - fallintospace
OH HALE NAW. FIRST SMOKEY PISSES ALL OVER MY BB'S RUG AND NOW JACK BREAKS HIS MIRROR. *TAKES EARINGS OFF* SOMEONE HOLD MY WEAVE. - usedshoes
LOL JACOB, YOU ARE SUCH A POOR JUDGE OF JACK'S CHARACTER. JACK HAS FELT SELF-IMPORTANT SINCE BIRTH. - gabsy
*insert whole page of people going NO JIN WHAT DID YOU JUST DO THAT FOR!?!?!?*
COMMERCIAL BANTER
YOU GUYS
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME
AT&T AND VERIZON ARE PRETTY MUCH THE CRIPS AND THE BLOODS NOW
SAME COLORS AND EVERYTHING
IMMA GO HANG OUT OUTSIDE AN AT&T STORE AND THROW UP SOME GANG SIGNS
DOUBLE V'S Y'ALL
NATIONWIDE SERVICE BITCHES
LESS CALLS DROPPED MOTHERFUCKERS - elizardbits
Anyone else love that the Jamie Oliver commercial was followed by a KFC commercial? - shakemeetsworld
LMFAO MY BEST FRIENDS' BF IS NAMED YAZ THIS AD IS AWKWARD - oneloveunited
mrawr's Linus & Hugo Cat Photo of the Week:
Jacob & tMIB attempting access to the temple!
GIF PARTY
This is what my horoscope said today: "You're a little lost today." Haha, of course I'm a little LOST today, it's Tuesday. - shakemeetsworld
Do Jears in the "Previously on Lost" count? LOL - me
DOES THE PREVIOUSLY ON LOST COUNT FOR JEARS? - malone73, my brain twin
I WANT TO BUILD A BIRD'S NEST IN CLAIRE'S HAIR AND PUT BAYBAY BIRDS IN IT. - 823freckles
THAT'S HIS BACK ALLEY ABORTION SCAR - me
Well, he didn't want to birth Kate's baby. - tunaeverynight
HAHAHAHAHAH THIS KID'S WIG IS INSANE - mrawr
IF THAT IS HIS REAL HAIR I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM - mrawr
*insert 2 pages of people going JACK HAS A KID????*
WHOA JACK HAS A KID????????? - me
Your abortion joke from before is just sad now. - tunaeverynight (LOLOL)
Dogen is still trying to figure out how Lost works.
"Oh, so when people run away...they don't come back? How strange." - withgreatness
It is the third day and I have risen again. Or maybe I just want a Hot Pocket, Hugo. - sihaya09
More people are coming? Christ, this is the worst secret island ever. - smapdi_j
100% chance that someday David will say, "That douche is my dad." - misscrankypants
COMMENT OF THE WEEK:
WHERE THE HELL DID THEY FIND A KID THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MATTHEW FOX WITH THE HAIR AND THE FACE. - moeyknight
THEY PLAYED THE PIXIES AROUND PLAYGROUNDS UNTIL A KID WITH AVIATORS RAN OUT? - jiggawha
LMFAO ALL THE JATERS RIGHT NOW: "THAT KID IS CLEARLY KATES! LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO RUN!" - oneloveunited
Mmm Milano cookies. Want. - smapdi_j
THEY'RE ~BLACK AND WHITE~ SO IT'S SYMBOLIC. - schmiss
aww David was eating his feelings.
when he grows up he will be drinking them like a true Shepard man. - heatherbird
"Why are they all staring at me?"
Gee, I don't know, Mr. I WAS DEAD A COUPLE HOURS AGO. What could possibly be interesting about you? - withgreatness
Guesses on David's mother:
-Juliet
-Danielle
-Richard?? - petriefalls
"Jack" - Sayid
"Sayid" - Jack
wow. the dialogue just gets better all the time. - starshine_3
Is that sanskrit for Hot Pockets? - sillychik_pa, re: Hurley's arm notes
APPARENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A BARBER ON THE ISLAND TO HELP CLAIRE KEEP UP WITH THE HAIR FASHIONS AND MAKE SURE HER BANGS ARE OF ACCEPTABLE LENGTH. - jazzy_peaches
HE SAID HE LIKES BIG BUTTS AND HE CANNOT LIE, HUGO. WATCH YOUR BACK - elizardbits re: Dogen walking away muttering in Japanese
DID SHE FUCKING WILSON HER BABY OVER HERE?! - averypartofme
*insert 3 pages of people being scared by Claire's "baby"*
So THAT'S where all of Jack's chest hair went. It's now Aaron's doppleganger. - tunaeverynight
FUNNY HOW BOTH CHARACTERS SEEM HAPPY TO SEE EACH OTHER, WHILE I'M NOT HAPPY TO SEE ANY OF THEM. - gabsy, when Jack and Kate bump into each other
KATE: I HOPE YOU FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
JACK: BUT YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME *JEARS* - dearxambell1na
Jack's mom is Morticia Addams now? - mrawr
JACK'S MOM LOOKS LIKE LILY MUNSTER. - allez_cuisine
TO JACK I LEAVE THE KNOWLEDGE THAT PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY. USE IT WISELY. - schmiss re: Christian's will
EVERY TIME JACK SMILES, A SKULL BABY COMES TO LIFE.
STOP SMILING JACK. - jiggawha
I HOPE CHRISTIAN LEFT JACK A SHOE - lumaria
JACK? YOU GET NOTHING.
EXCEPT YOUR FATHER'S MINI VODKA BOTTLE COLLECTION. - bsquared41
LOL IS SHE SAYING "MY FRIEND" BUT REALLY MEANING HER
I DO THAT SOMETIMES - citrimax
See, if Lost had been slightly more realistic, everyone's hair would have looked like Claire's by episode 20 (of season 1). - gabsy
*insert 2 pages of people loving the Old Spice commercial*
CANDIDATES FOR CLAIRE'S FRIEND:
- JACOB
- HERSELF
- TALLER GHOST AARON
- VINCENT
- HELP - dither_spaz
Jack's apartment oozes "Single dad who tries too hard" - cah215
LOL IMPORTANT PIANO MUSIC. THIS IS SO BSG. - schmiss
JACOB HAS SO MANY HOUSES. - usedshoes
HE'S LIKE FRICKING OPRAH - fallintospace
YOUR SON IS NOW DIAMONDS! - schmiss
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN - freckles823
JACK IS GOING TO ERUPT LIKE A JEARS VOLCANO - citrimax
THIS GUY:
LESS UNKEMPT THAN ISLAND-CLAIRE - allez_cuisine
*insert whole page of people going "OMG DOGEN!?"*
Why does Jack's son look so much like Cameron Frye? - sihaya09
SO WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS DAVID'S MOM IS GOING TO DIE IN A CAR CRASH ON THE WAY TO A RECITAL AND THEN JACK AND DAVID ARE GOING TO MOVE TO A SMALL TOWN IN COLORADO CALLED EVERWOOD. AND IT WILL BE AN EXCELLENT SHOW. - fauxkaren
Is Jacob Santa?!?!?!?!!? - cah215
This is why we can't have nice things! - hotpinkblue, after Jack smashes the mirror
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS - lastyearswishes at the same exact moment LOL
SUBSTITUTE JACK FOR SQUIDWARD THEY'RE BOTH DOUCHES SO IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A STRETCH - fallintospace
OH HALE NAW. FIRST SMOKEY PISSES ALL OVER MY BB'S RUG AND NOW JACK BREAKS HIS MIRROR. *TAKES EARINGS OFF* SOMEONE HOLD MY WEAVE. - usedshoes
LOL JACOB, YOU ARE SUCH A POOR JUDGE OF JACK'S CHARACTER. JACK HAS FELT SELF-IMPORTANT SINCE BIRTH. - gabsy
*insert whole page of people going NO JIN WHAT DID YOU JUST DO THAT FOR!?!?!?*
COMMERCIAL BANTER
YOU GUYS
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME
AT&T AND VERIZON ARE PRETTY MUCH THE CRIPS AND THE BLOODS NOW
SAME COLORS AND EVERYTHING
IMMA GO HANG OUT OUTSIDE AN AT&T STORE AND THROW UP SOME GANG SIGNS
DOUBLE V'S Y'ALL
NATIONWIDE SERVICE BITCHES
LESS CALLS DROPPED MOTHERFUCKERS - elizardbits
Anyone else love that the Jamie Oliver commercial was followed by a KFC commercial? - shakemeetsworld
LMFAO MY BEST FRIENDS' BF IS NAMED YAZ THIS AD IS AWKWARD - oneloveunited
mrawr's Linus & Hugo Cat Photo of the Week:
Jacob & tMIB attempting access to the temple!
GIF PARTY