And now this week's Ongoing Lost Post Greatest Hits!!!
PREVIOUSLY ON LOST:
JULIET DIED TWICE
SAYID DIED ONCE
LOCKE DIED ALOT
JACK CRIED
NOW YOU'RE CAUGHT UP - lumaria
I WONDER IF THE JOHN LENNON DUDE CAME ON A YELLOW SUBMARINE - fallintospace
NO SHIT HE'S ALIVE HE'S STANDING UP. GENERALLY NOT A FEATURE OF DEAD PEOPLE. - aymaera
Don't forget to get Sayid's scrunchie out of the drain! - poinsley
THE OTHER OTHERS, WHO ARE OTHER THAN THE OTHER OTHERS, AND ALSO OTHER THAN THE OTHER OTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. - jazzy_peaches
THAT WELL THING IS FILLED WITH PHOENIX TEARS - mrawr
NOOO, LOCKEMORT ALWAYS UNDERESTIMATES THE POWER OF PHOENIX TEARS - alohachary1851
SAYID IS SO TENDER NOW, LIKE A DELICIOUS STEAK OF FEELINGS - schmiss
JACK: WHO ARE YOU?
NOT REALLY JOHN LENNON: I AM THE WALRUS... - staruck42084
LOL JACK. LOL FOREVER. YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. CHRISTIAN SAID SO - alohachary1851
We'd like to show Mr. Jarrah a short informational video on the benefits of Acai juice. - heatherbird
"DON'T COME AFTER ME?"
THAT MEANS KATE IS GOING TO COME AFTER HIM. - fauxkaren
Uggg I hate the things you choose to be so much Kate. - finchburg
*insert whole page page people going "Kate will make Sawyer stay with her vag"*
*insert 80 million jokes about how important kate thinks her vag is* - readywreadywit (LOL)
LOL. AND NOW WE GET A FLASHBACK OF KATE BEING "VERY CONVINCING"/ - fauxkaren
TRANSLATION KATE: ""I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy" - jiggawha
IF I WANTED TO WATCH A KATE EPISODE I'D HAVE..
ACTUALLY I NEVER WANT TO WATCH A KATE EPISODE. - lumaria
Aldo! haha. i just love saying his name because it's a shoe store. - callita623
AIN'T NOTHING GONNA BREAK HER STRIDE NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW HER DOWN OH NO - sexyscholar
Jack's feeling all butthurt still. You can see it in his jearsy eyes. - op_de_radio
JEARSY IS ACTUALLY WHAT HIS EYE COLOR IS LISTED AS ON HIS DRIVERS LICENSE. - fauxkaren
Whose fanfic is this? - ladytwiga during Sayid's torture
9 months later sayid is gonna give birth to jacob. - readwreadywit
MAKE THIS HAPPEN, LOST - quidditchkiss
Remember when the others were just sort of kidnappy and occasionally breaknecky? These guys are so stabby! - mrawr
It could be worse Sayid, you could have to watch Couple's Retreat. - fengi
I AM RAPIDLY LOSING INTEREST IN THIS EPISODE
TOO MANY FRECKLES, NOT ENOUGH BUG EYES AND SEXY BATON - lumaria
Comment of the Week!!!
WHAT KATE DOES:
A. LAPS UP JEARS FROM JACK'S HAIRY CHEST
B. TRIES TO ENTICE JAMES WITH HER SNATCH
C. BLOWS SHIT UP AND BLOWS MORE SHIT UP
D. DELIVERS BABIES AND THEN STEALS BABIES
E. FAILS AT LIFE
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE - 823freckles
I love how Kate's all pissy because Claire doesn't want to share her life story with her kidnapper. - withgreatness
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY
FOR LOST TO IMPRESS UPON US
THAT KATE LIKES TO ESCAPE
AND RUN
AND STUFF - schmiss
Nice Mortar and Pestle, Pampered Chef party? - alohachary1851
CAPTAIN ORIENTALIST STEREOTYPE AND FREEGAN LENNON IMPERSONATOR ARE SO SNOOTY. - schmiss
JACK IS A MAN OF SCIENCE AND DOES NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES - mrawr
I THINK JACK'S NECK IS CRYING. - iamalreadyinuse
JESUS CHRIST JACK. IT'S OXYCODONE AND VICODIN, OK? WE KNOW THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE, SO TRY NOT TO TAKE A LICK TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE POP BEFORE YOU GET IT TO SAYID. - bsquared41
So, this is like a suppository that will make him shit out the smoke monster, right? - karate0kat
Oh Miles. Come live in my basement. I'll feed you grapes and pet your hair. - withgreatness
SAYID, TAKE THE MEDS, OR SOON YOU'LL TURN INTO A CRAZY FRENCH WOMAN.
actually, don't take the meds. lol - 823freckles
Sayid: I want to eat your brains!!!
Jack: Ah, that's sweet, you think I have brains. - petriefalls
JIN
DROPPING THE TRUTH POOPS ON KATE'S RAINBOW BUNNY PARADE - mrawr
Ah, nothing like the awkward small talk between two strangers. - poinsley
I LOVE KATE BUT WTF THIS MAKES NO SENSE. - karate0kat
YES, YOUR LOVING OF KATE MAKES NO SENSE. - freckles823
LOL OF COURSE SHE HAS HER DEMON BABY ALL OVER THE LADY'S FRONT STEPS. - schmiss
see.. this is what happens when you arrange adoptions through a psychic. remember that kids. - callita623
HOW DOES HE KNOW IT'S KATE? HE CAN JUST SEE A BIG MASS OF CURLY DARK HAIR. IT MIGHT BE HOWARD STERN. - schmiss
Face it Kate. He will never look at your box the way he did this one. - willedit
*insert whole pages of people going OMG ETHAN*
WHY IS ETHAN STILL FREAKY AS FUCK? - me
BECAUSE THAT'S THE FACE GOD GAVE HIM! - karate0kat
Thanks for hijacking me... new friend - lasselenta
THAT BABY SHOULD HOLD UP A SIGN: "NOT PENNY'S BOAT!" THEN THIS WOULDN'T BE SO ZZZZZZZZZZZ. - moeyknight
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW SAWYER'S PENIS WAS CALLED CLAIR. - usedshoes
THIS SCENE IS LIKE A TOTAL SLAP IN THE FACE.
[/CRAZY SHIPPER] - iamalreadyinuse
OFFICIAL END OF SULIET (THE EPIC LOVE STORY THAT HAD 30 MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME), Y/Y? - fauxkaren
OMG HOW DID JACK MAKE IT THROUGH SCHOOL IF HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASEBALL IS - averypartofme
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
KATE CRYING MAKES ME HAPPY
I FEEL LIKE A KID ON THE MOONBOUNCE RIGHT NOW
HAPPY AND A LITTLE NAUSEATED - lumaria
MAN OF SCIENCE MAN OF FAITH
MAN OF SCIENCE MAN OF FAITH
MAN OF SCIENCE MAN OF FAITH
MAN OF SCIENCE MAN OF FAITH
MAN OF SCIENCE MAN OF FAITH - citrimax
LIVE TOGETHER DIE BY POISON
LIVE TOGETHER DIE BY POISON
LIVE TOGETHER DIE BY POISON
LIVE TOGETHER DIE BY POISON
LIVE TOGETHER DIE BY POISON - darthbellatrix
WHY DOES MATT FOX LOOK TANNER THIS EP - averypartofme
OMG WHY DO I EVEN CARE - averypartofme
So I've never really bought into the theory that the island is Hell, but the more Jack doesn't die I really begin to wonder. - shakemeetsworld
THIS EPISODE NEEDS MORE POOT POOT BRUMP - smokey_n_linus
GOD DAMN CAN THE MARSHAL SHOW UP NOW
THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE THIS FLASHBACK IF HE COMES TEARING THROUGH THE HOSPITAL
OR BETTER YET HE COULD DISGUISE HIMSELF AS AN ORDERLY AND COME IN ALL GENE PARMESAN LIKE - schmiss
* insert 2 pages people going "CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
COMMERCIAL BANTER:
THAT MOVIE LOOKS LIKE BLACK COP/WHITE COP STARRING TRACY JORDAN - vinyamar
the forgotten is SUCH an appropriate name of a show--ANY show--that comes on after lost. - readywreadywit
Why is there a commercial full of douchebags who play car-punching games? - merlinburgh
AMERICA LOVES HITTING PEOPLE - mrawr
There is never a good time for a fish sandwich commercial. - finchburg
TOYOTA IS THE JACK SHEPHERD OF CAR MANUFACTURERS. - heatherbird
mrawr's Cat Photo of the Week:
GIF/Picture Party