And now a list of my favorite parts of The Office wedding episode.
Everyone puking.
No smile wrinkle lines.
Toby is going to sleep alone for the rest of his life.
I'm not gay, I'm Kevin.
Andy's reaction to Jim's speech. ;_;
In your day, she'd be considered a whore.
WOLF SHIRT.
Andy, dressed like a fire cone, tearing his scrotum.
He's in my room, I've seen his balls!!
Andy slept in Pam's room.
Dwight knocked boots.
Kevin's hair/shoes.
Phyllis's hat.
Michael's wedding gift. And the one in the nude.
JIM CUTTING HIS TIE. A'S;DLFKLA;SDFKSL; now that? That was adorable.
I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.
The hard part is getting the tie back on.
Stanley and his toasters. (Now his house has THREE toasters.)
MICHAEL AND PAM'S MOM!???????????? I THOUGHT IT, BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Oh my god no no no.
So if you're like me and you've never seen that youtube video they were imitating, that whole thing was weird. NO VOWS OR ANYTHING???? BOOOOOO. I didn't even understand that they had already gotten married once they got to the church HAHA her hair was all wet and then dry again?? I mean them dancing was cute I guess, but I WANTED A JAM WEDDING, NOT A DANCE PARTY.
SIGH. The Jim thing at the end was cute, but that was kind of disappointing, no??? Too much pre-wedding, not enough WEDDING! Not that I don't love Kevin and Andy, but this was JIM AND PAM's wedding, and we saw Kevin more than Jim!
It did have its moments, though. Sadly I think I'm thinking Phyllis and Bob's wedding was better.