I love the smell of nail polish in the morning!!!
"What ARE you?"
"I'm a waitress. What the fuck are you!?" WIN.
Eric and the queen! YAHTZEE!
Amazing Jason-isms:
"I love the smell of nail polish in the morning!!!!"
"There's times when this town needs a good man, Andy. And this time, it's us."
"If a tree falls in the woods, it's still a tree, ain't it?" LOL JASON &hearts
OUR GOD WITH HORNS! WORSHIP HIM, BITCHES!!!
Hoyt and his mom was heartbreaking!! I love that guy! And when Jessica wasn't home?? For a second I thought maybe she was going to bang the guy in the truck so that she could go over to Hoyt's and have sex that DIDN'T hurt, but...I guess I was wrong.
"You may have your faults Andy, but at least you got pants on."
The whole "That's why I stick to Mountain Dew" thing was hilarious.
I'D WEAR HIM LIKE A SCRUNCHIE. HAHAHA I have to say, after that episode I like Sam a whole lot more. I'm glad he's going to go off and find his real parents!
Terry & Arlene. So adorable.
Eggs! Shot by Jason! Holy shit! I was going "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT" and then Jason said it haha.
Bill's proposal was precious. As was Sookie's original and then second response. Totally over the top, Lifetime movie, Hallmark card, fluffy pink bunnies inside tea cups levels of precious haha. I do love the contrast this show makes between how dirty and terrible the whole world apparently is, and then how lovely and cute and sweet Bill and Sookie are together. Even if it's cavity-inducing most of the time.
So now I wonder - who took Bill? Could it really be Eric? If I only watched the show I'd say OBVIOUSLY, HOWEVER...
...the problem now is that I'm almost done reading the 4th book. And this is plot on the show is totally different than the way the third book starts. Sort of the same...but not really. And for those of you who have read the book, I think we can all say the whole Bubba plot line will never show up on the show due to its high level of silliness haha so I wonder where they're going with this.
Oh well, I don't care if it's not the same as the book, this show is freaking awesome!!! I'm actually glad they don't match because it's like getting twice the number of stories with the same people haha!
I am ripping through the books so fast it's ridiculous. I read the 3rd and almost all the 4th in like 2 days. I'll probably finish it tonight! I'm liking them more as I go on - probably because I have no idea what's going to happen.
Eric in the 4th book is Out. Of. Control. I have 3 words for anyone who has read it: Red. Bikini. Underwear. LOL. I also like Book Sam more than Show Sam. Although Book Bill seems like more of a jerk than Show Bill. Book Jason has NOTHING on Show Jason.
These books...they're not Shakespeare, but they're so much fun to read. Half the time I'm reading them I feel like I'm sitting next to Charlaine Harris in a beauty parlor, with our heads stuck in those giant blow dryers, gossiping about men and clothes and whatever else haha. And she uses phrases like "spanky new" and "snick and snee" hahaha. I love it.
P.S. Awesome interview with Alan Ball about the finale and what's coming next year HERE.