NOBODY LOVES A GIRL WITH A GIMPY HAND
And now I'd like to present the Greatest Hits of this week's Ongoing Lost Post!
Sayid, your chest hair is allot more ... abundant? than it was last time. - runswithfail
KATE LOOKS LIKE ASS. JACK IS AN ASS. THEREFORE, KATE LOOKS LIKE JACK. IDK, I THINK I AM DRUNK. - lumaria, using deductive reasoning
WHO KNEW FRANK WOULD BE A BETTER PILOT THAN TV'S GREG GRUNBERG? - geekfreak03
that poor co-pilot.
his blog entry the next day: MY FLIGHT CRASHED ON AN ISLAND LOST IN TIME AND I CAN NEVER GET BACK. FML. - deadduck008
LOL THIS LOOKS LIKE A BAD COMPUTER FLIGHT SIMULATION - alanna_zero
What happened to the CGI budget? This landing looks worse than my Top Gun videogame of the 80s. - gabsy
NOOOO THAT COPILOT WAS THE GREATEST CHARACTER EVER. RIP COPILOT TAKEN FROM US TOO SOON - schmiss, maybe exaggerating slightly
GETTING IMPALED WAS NOT PART OF THE REGISTERED FLIGHT PLAN - mrawr
Ooops, the co-pilot got too much wood. - bsquared41
Don't panic guys, we had to have a layover on WTF Island - lasselenta
BEN KILLED THEM AND ATE THEM AND ABSORBED THEIR POWERS.
FROM KATE: THE POWER OF MARYSUE
FROM HURLEY: THE POWER OF LULZ
FROM SAYID: THE POWER OF PWN
FROM JACK: THE POWER OF CRYING LIKE A BITCH AT THE DROP OF A HAT - schmiss
LOL OH GOD THIRTY YEARS EARLIER WHICH IS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR AGO WHICH WAS ACTUALLY THIRTY YEARS AGO WHICH WAS ACTUALLY LIKE 45 MINUTES AGO???? - geekfreak03, getting confused
He killed himself when he saw my epically bad Jeard. - bsquared, explaining Locke's death
Wait a second, does Sawyer have veneers? - tunaeverynight
LOL They're so obvious. They're like Ross's blacklight teeth. - starshine_3
DHARMA DHARMA DHARMA DHARMA DHARMELEON - alohachary1851
IT COMES AND GOOOOOOES (through time) IT COMES AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! - gabsy
WOW JACK, YOUR BEDSIDE MANNER ROCKS. I BET AT THE HOSPITAL HE WAS LIKE
"WELP, YOUR HUSBAND'S DEAD."
"DEAD? HOW? WHAT HAPPEND? OH GOD--"
"LOOK, HE'S GONE. IT'S POINTLESS. GET OUT." - schmiss
BREAK OUT YOUR BELLBOTTOMS, FRECKLES, CAUSE IT'S THE SEVENTIES AND DISCO IS IN - mrawr
"It's 1977. Now put on your Sansabelt slacks and let's have a key party up in this bitch." - sillchick_pa
Aw, I'm joining late but I love the gif. I'm surprised you didn't make Donna a teardrop - poins519, referring to the That 70's Show photoshopped picture in which Jack is Foreman
Who else is still here? Um, certainly not my new fuck buddy. I mean gal pal! I mean girlfriend! I mean, GIRL who's a FRIEND. Nothing more. Nope certainly not anyone like that. - bsquared41
YO I LOVE BUILDING GEODESIC DOMES OUT OF TOOTHPICKS TOO - mrawr
HEY RADZINSKY YOU'RE A DICK. NOW I DON'T MIND THAT YOUR BRAIN WAS ON THE HATCH STATION. - me
LOL. I FELT BAD FOR HIM UNTIL HIS DICKISHNESS BECAME MANIFOLD - alohachary1851, using big words
MEANWHILE, BEN IS RUNNING ALL OVER THE ISLAND ALL "BABY! I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, I WILL HUMP THE GROUND IN APPRECIATION OF YOU" - lumaria
New character needs to stay away from the uppercastmen - lasselenta
So fishnet shirts are the new red shirts? - finchburg
BEN BELONGS IN THE 70s GROUP, NOT THE CRAPPY PRESENT DAY GROUP. - lumaria
HE LOOKS LIKE A PURITAN IN THAT OUTFIT - lastyearswishes
THE WORLD'S MOST BADASS PURITAN - lumaria
HE LOOKS LIKE MOSE SCHRUTE. - me
...Shit, that is Ethan? Dude did not age well. - kaikias
ETHAN WAS NOT 27 YEARS OLD WHEN THEY CRASHED, STFU LOST - quinnscousin
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. - starshine_3
Somehow Jack's hair has gotten more 70s appropriate and I am fascinated by it. - finchburg
Jack is unable to trust anything but scotch. - finchburg
JIN DIDN'T WINK SO SAYID DOESN'T KNOW! - mrawr
SO THIS IS MAH NEW PUP DESMOND.
Isn't he awesome? I've gotta find him a Scottish kilt and doggie bagpipes or something... - 823freckles
Jack is wearing his costume from that football movie he was in. - me
Jack looks like Bobby Brady. - tunaeverynight
sawyer being on top of everything = sexy. - iamalreadyinuse
that's what she said - solestella
Was Sayid the one who suggested they handcuff Jin back in the early days of LOST? How crazy is that - Jin finding him all cleavaged and handcuffed. - 6degreesoflea, using my new favorite verb "cleavaged"
BEN, YOUR EMPATHY IS TRULY YOUR MOST ATTRACTIVE QUALITY. - schmiss
You know what Sun. You and me are done. - vinyamar
professionally - solestella
Comment of the Night:
HOW FUNNY IS IT THAT SUN DOESN'T TRUST BEN BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR AND YET SHE NEVER DOES ANYTHING BUT LIE? - me
THAT'S CALLED DRAMATIC IRONY. OR SITUATIONAL IRONY. ONE OF THOSE ONES. LET'S JUST CALL IT IRONY - geekfreak03
DRAMIRONY - smokey_n_linus
Can we call Sayid a flatirony? I'm not enjoying the curls as much as I used to. - starshine_3 (LOLOL)
THIS EPISODE IS DOING ME WRONG.
JACK IS LOOKIN' FINE AS CHANTILLY WINE
BEN GOT DUPED BY SUN
JULIET IS IN FEAR OF LOSING SAWYER TO KATE
I MISSED THE INTRODUCTION TO THE OPPOSITES - lumaria
*insert 2 entire pages of people laughing about Jack being a janitor*
LMAO! Jack's a JANITOR. Which means Kate will be splitting atoms and shit. - allez_cuisine
Based on your aptitude test Jack, you're a cunt-waffle. - karyyu
Well, Jack talked to most of his patients like they were nothing more than shit-filled toilets, he really should be right at home. - bsquared41
CRUSH HER HAND JULIET, NOBODY LOVES A GIRL WITH A GIMPY HAND - schmiss
MY MOTHER just said she's glad Sun beat Ben with an oar.
BRB, putting my rings on >:O - lumaria
So, I propose a new name for the LaPidus/Sun ship: SUNNYPENIS - freckles823
THE DOT MATRIX PRINTER IS OUT AND ABOUT. IT IS OUT OF TONER AND ANGRY - mrawr, when we hear Smokey
I CAN'T BELIEVE I RECOGNIZED HIS HEAD SHAPE JUST FROM A SILHOUETTE. CHRISTIAN HAS OFFICIALLY STOOD IN THE SHADOWS WAY TOO MANY TIMES. - schmiss
MAKING THE NOISE IN THE JUNGLE: - me
haha "jack shephard: SPINAL JANITOR" - mrawr
i don't know if sawyer's eye-implied apology was QUITE ENOUGH - mrawr
Juliet went to go get Jack and Sawyer a ruler - alohachary1851
HEY THE BOOK IS CALLED "HOW TO SOLVE STUPID PROBLEMS INVOLVING PUSHY DOCTORS" SO LAY OFF - mrawr
*insert like 5 pages of people loving the Sawyer and Jack smackdown*
HE SAVED YOUR ASS, SO THAT HE COULD HAND IT BACK TO YOU ON A PLATTER OF LULZ - alohachary1851
This whole Jack/Sawyer/Juliet/Kate thing can be solved very easily. I mean, they ARE in the 70s right now. Do the math. - supersyncspaz7
Want a beer Jack? Want me to take another one of your women? Want me to be a better leader than you? Want me to rub it in?
gtfo out of my house Doc. - karyyu
*insert 4 pages of people going BABY BENNNNNNNNNNNN*
HEY WHO CALLED HARRY POTTER? - deadduck008
SAYID SENT FOR HIM VIA OWL POST - sillychik_pa
ARE YOU A HOSTILE? ..YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY. - mrawr
Commercial Banter:
THIS MOVIE PISSES ME OFF. IF YOU HAD A LIST OF EVERY EVEN THAT KILLED AROUND 100 PEOPLE IN THE PAST 50 YEARS, THAT LIST WOULD BE FUCKING HUGE. NOT JUST A PAGE LONG. AND IT WOULD TAKE FOREVER TO VERIFY IT. - schmiss
Perhaps you missed that it's a Nicolas Cage movie. - iamalreadyinuse
- me
GIF Party:
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Sexiest gif ever? omg. *_*
No like SERIOUSLY? Christ almighty.
Sayid, your chest hair is allot more ... abundant? than it was last time. - runswithfail
KATE LOOKS LIKE ASS. JACK IS AN ASS. THEREFORE, KATE LOOKS LIKE JACK. IDK, I THINK I AM DRUNK. - lumaria, using deductive reasoning
WHO KNEW FRANK WOULD BE A BETTER PILOT THAN TV'S GREG GRUNBERG? - geekfreak03
that poor co-pilot.
his blog entry the next day: MY FLIGHT CRASHED ON AN ISLAND LOST IN TIME AND I CAN NEVER GET BACK. FML. - deadduck008
LOL THIS LOOKS LIKE A BAD COMPUTER FLIGHT SIMULATION - alanna_zero
What happened to the CGI budget? This landing looks worse than my Top Gun videogame of the 80s. - gabsy
NOOOO THAT COPILOT WAS THE GREATEST CHARACTER EVER. RIP COPILOT TAKEN FROM US TOO SOON - schmiss, maybe exaggerating slightly
GETTING IMPALED WAS NOT PART OF THE REGISTERED FLIGHT PLAN - mrawr
Ooops, the co-pilot got too much wood. - bsquared41
Don't panic guys, we had to have a layover on WTF Island - lasselenta
BEN KILLED THEM AND ATE THEM AND ABSORBED THEIR POWERS.
FROM KATE: THE POWER OF MARYSUE
FROM HURLEY: THE POWER OF LULZ
FROM SAYID: THE POWER OF PWN
FROM JACK: THE POWER OF CRYING LIKE A BITCH AT THE DROP OF A HAT - schmiss
LOL OH GOD THIRTY YEARS EARLIER WHICH IS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR AGO WHICH WAS ACTUALLY THIRTY YEARS AGO WHICH WAS ACTUALLY LIKE 45 MINUTES AGO???? - geekfreak03, getting confused
He killed himself when he saw my epically bad Jeard. - bsquared, explaining Locke's death
Wait a second, does Sawyer have veneers? - tunaeverynight
LOL They're so obvious. They're like Ross's blacklight teeth. - starshine_3
DHARMA DHARMA DHARMA DHARMA DHARMELEON - alohachary1851
IT COMES AND GOOOOOOES (through time) IT COMES AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! - gabsy
WOW JACK, YOUR BEDSIDE MANNER ROCKS. I BET AT THE HOSPITAL HE WAS LIKE
"WELP, YOUR HUSBAND'S DEAD."
"DEAD? HOW? WHAT HAPPEND? OH GOD--"
"LOOK, HE'S GONE. IT'S POINTLESS. GET OUT." - schmiss
BREAK OUT YOUR BELLBOTTOMS, FRECKLES, CAUSE IT'S THE SEVENTIES AND DISCO IS IN - mrawr
"It's 1977. Now put on your Sansabelt slacks and let's have a key party up in this bitch." - sillchick_pa
Aw, I'm joining late but I love the gif. I'm surprised you didn't make Donna a teardrop - poins519, referring to the That 70's Show photoshopped picture in which Jack is Foreman
Who else is still here? Um, certainly not my new fuck buddy. I mean gal pal! I mean girlfriend! I mean, GIRL who's a FRIEND. Nothing more. Nope certainly not anyone like that. - bsquared41
YO I LOVE BUILDING GEODESIC DOMES OUT OF TOOTHPICKS TOO - mrawr
HEY RADZINSKY YOU'RE A DICK. NOW I DON'T MIND THAT YOUR BRAIN WAS ON THE HATCH STATION. - me
LOL. I FELT BAD FOR HIM UNTIL HIS DICKISHNESS BECAME MANIFOLD - alohachary1851, using big words
MEANWHILE, BEN IS RUNNING ALL OVER THE ISLAND ALL "BABY! I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, I WILL HUMP THE GROUND IN APPRECIATION OF YOU" - lumaria
New character needs to stay away from the uppercastmen - lasselenta
So fishnet shirts are the new red shirts? - finchburg
BEN BELONGS IN THE 70s GROUP, NOT THE CRAPPY PRESENT DAY GROUP. - lumaria
HE LOOKS LIKE A PURITAN IN THAT OUTFIT - lastyearswishes
THE WORLD'S MOST BADASS PURITAN - lumaria
HE LOOKS LIKE MOSE SCHRUTE. - me
...Shit, that is Ethan? Dude did not age well. - kaikias
ETHAN WAS NOT 27 YEARS OLD WHEN THEY CRASHED, STFU LOST - quinnscousin
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. - starshine_3
Somehow Jack's hair has gotten more 70s appropriate and I am fascinated by it. - finchburg
Jack is unable to trust anything but scotch. - finchburg
JIN DIDN'T WINK SO SAYID DOESN'T KNOW! - mrawr
SO THIS IS MAH NEW PUP DESMOND.
Isn't he awesome? I've gotta find him a Scottish kilt and doggie bagpipes or something... - 823freckles
Jack is wearing his costume from that football movie he was in. - me
Jack looks like Bobby Brady. - tunaeverynight
sawyer being on top of everything = sexy. - iamalreadyinuse
that's what she said - solestella
Was Sayid the one who suggested they handcuff Jin back in the early days of LOST? How crazy is that - Jin finding him all cleavaged and handcuffed. - 6degreesoflea, using my new favorite verb "cleavaged"
BEN, YOUR EMPATHY IS TRULY YOUR MOST ATTRACTIVE QUALITY. - schmiss
You know what Sun. You and me are done. - vinyamar
professionally - solestella
Comment of the Night:
HOW FUNNY IS IT THAT SUN DOESN'T TRUST BEN BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR AND YET SHE NEVER DOES ANYTHING BUT LIE? - me
THAT'S CALLED DRAMATIC IRONY. OR SITUATIONAL IRONY. ONE OF THOSE ONES. LET'S JUST CALL IT IRONY - geekfreak03
DRAMIRONY - smokey_n_linus
Can we call Sayid a flatirony? I'm not enjoying the curls as much as I used to. - starshine_3 (LOLOL)
THIS EPISODE IS DOING ME WRONG.
JACK IS LOOKIN' FINE AS CHANTILLY WINE
BEN GOT DUPED BY SUN
JULIET IS IN FEAR OF LOSING SAWYER TO KATE
I MISSED THE INTRODUCTION TO THE OPPOSITES - lumaria
*insert 2 entire pages of people laughing about Jack being a janitor*
LMAO! Jack's a JANITOR. Which means Kate will be splitting atoms and shit. - allez_cuisine
Based on your aptitude test Jack, you're a cunt-waffle. - karyyu
Well, Jack talked to most of his patients like they were nothing more than shit-filled toilets, he really should be right at home. - bsquared41
CRUSH HER HAND JULIET, NOBODY LOVES A GIRL WITH A GIMPY HAND - schmiss
MY MOTHER just said she's glad Sun beat Ben with an oar.
BRB, putting my rings on >:O - lumaria
So, I propose a new name for the LaPidus/Sun ship: SUNNYPENIS - freckles823
THE DOT MATRIX PRINTER IS OUT AND ABOUT. IT IS OUT OF TONER AND ANGRY - mrawr, when we hear Smokey
I CAN'T BELIEVE I RECOGNIZED HIS HEAD SHAPE JUST FROM A SILHOUETTE. CHRISTIAN HAS OFFICIALLY STOOD IN THE SHADOWS WAY TOO MANY TIMES. - schmiss
MAKING THE NOISE IN THE JUNGLE: - me
haha "jack shephard: SPINAL JANITOR" - mrawr
i don't know if sawyer's eye-implied apology was QUITE ENOUGH - mrawr
Juliet went to go get Jack and Sawyer a ruler - alohachary1851
HEY THE BOOK IS CALLED "HOW TO SOLVE STUPID PROBLEMS INVOLVING PUSHY DOCTORS" SO LAY OFF - mrawr
*insert like 5 pages of people loving the Sawyer and Jack smackdown*
HE SAVED YOUR ASS, SO THAT HE COULD HAND IT BACK TO YOU ON A PLATTER OF LULZ - alohachary1851
This whole Jack/Sawyer/Juliet/Kate thing can be solved very easily. I mean, they ARE in the 70s right now. Do the math. - supersyncspaz7
Want a beer Jack? Want me to take another one of your women? Want me to be a better leader than you? Want me to rub it in?
gtfo out of my house Doc. - karyyu
*insert 4 pages of people going BABY BENNNNNNNNNNNN*
HEY WHO CALLED HARRY POTTER? - deadduck008
SAYID SENT FOR HIM VIA OWL POST - sillychik_pa
ARE YOU A HOSTILE? ..YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY. - mrawr
Commercial Banter:
THIS MOVIE PISSES ME OFF. IF YOU HAD A LIST OF EVERY EVEN THAT KILLED AROUND 100 PEOPLE IN THE PAST 50 YEARS, THAT LIST WOULD BE FUCKING HUGE. NOT JUST A PAGE LONG. AND IT WOULD TAKE FOREVER TO VERIFY IT. - schmiss
Perhaps you missed that it's a Nicolas Cage movie. - iamalreadyinuse
- me
GIF Party:
Sexiest gif ever? omg. *_*
No like SERIOUSLY? Christ almighty.