Carry On
Project Runway starts tonight, for everyone (like me about 10 minutes) who doesn't know!
I can't wait to see who the Christian/Santino/Austin Scarlett of this season will be.
And since none of us have seen the episode yet, and they've posted these designers' profiles on the site, I say we make fun of them. On looks alone.
1. His name is Suede, and for that, he is a douchebag. And wtf is that hairdo!?
ETA: I'm 27 minutes into this show and Suede needs to kill himself. Please.
2. Keith is wearing Dwight Schrute glasses. His personal motto is "get noticed or go home" and yet he is wearing a black t-shirt and flip flops.
3. Blayne looks like an extra from Skins. That is probably a good thing.
4. Daniel apparently pays a lot of attention to his "grooming" and yet he is pictured with his shirt half tucked in.
5. Emily's hair is ridiculous. She looks like an anime character.
6. I like Jennifer's design theory (Holly Golightly at a Dali exhibit), but she looks like that girl that goes home first, doesn't she?
7. Jerell has apparently broken into Mugatu's "Derelicte" wardrobe. He can Dere-lick-my-balls.
8. Jerry looks like he's got lots of experience, but he reminds me of Robert from Season 3. Boooring.
9. Kelli looks like a contestant from Rock of Love.
10. Kenley is dressed like an extra from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. I'm right on top of that, Rose!
11. Korto looks like one of the Spaceballs dudes...but I think I dig it.
12. Stella looks like a female Jeffrey, sans the neck tattoo. Maybe a bit of Wendy Pepper lurking in the cruel eyes lol.
13. I don't know why, but I like Terri.
14. Wesley is only 23 and looks kind of like an ass. He forgot to bring the last 2 inches of his pants.
Well, I say they bring Andrae back and let him and Tim just banter back and forth for an hour every week. At Red Lobster. Surrounded by chiffon.
I can't wait to see who the Christian/Santino/Austin Scarlett of this season will be.
And since none of us have seen the episode yet, and they've posted these designers' profiles on the site, I say we make fun of them. On looks alone.
1. His name is Suede, and for that, he is a douchebag. And wtf is that hairdo!?
ETA: I'm 27 minutes into this show and Suede needs to kill himself. Please.
2. Keith is wearing Dwight Schrute glasses. His personal motto is "get noticed or go home" and yet he is wearing a black t-shirt and flip flops.
3. Blayne looks like an extra from Skins. That is probably a good thing.
4. Daniel apparently pays a lot of attention to his "grooming" and yet he is pictured with his shirt half tucked in.
5. Emily's hair is ridiculous. She looks like an anime character.
6. I like Jennifer's design theory (Holly Golightly at a Dali exhibit), but she looks like that girl that goes home first, doesn't she?
7. Jerell has apparently broken into Mugatu's "Derelicte" wardrobe. He can Dere-lick-my-balls.
8. Jerry looks like he's got lots of experience, but he reminds me of Robert from Season 3. Boooring.
9. Kelli looks like a contestant from Rock of Love.
10. Kenley is dressed like an extra from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. I'm right on top of that, Rose!
11. Korto looks like one of the Spaceballs dudes...but I think I dig it.
12. Stella looks like a female Jeffrey, sans the neck tattoo. Maybe a bit of Wendy Pepper lurking in the cruel eyes lol.
13. I don't know why, but I like Terri.
14. Wesley is only 23 and looks kind of like an ass. He forgot to bring the last 2 inches of his pants.
Well, I say they bring Andrae back and let him and Tim just banter back and forth for an hour every week. At Red Lobster. Surrounded by chiffon.