"LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE - THATS HOW HARD I WOULD BANG HIM"
Here are the Greatest Hits from the Ongoing Post from this week's Lost.
...I'd like to note that this collection of comments should put an end to that age-old question of whether or not females are as horny as dudes O_O
*OPENS BROWSER*
*ADMIRES PHOTOSHOP*
*WATCHES FIRST ELI STONE AD OF THE EVENING*
YUP, ALL SET - schmiss
Phrases used to describe Desmond:
Sexy, Scottish, psychic Jesus. - julyqueen
SEX IN A HELICOPTER! - general_nothing
OH MY GOD DESMOND IS CRAZY AND HOT!!!!! HOT AND CRAZY!!! - lumaria
DESMONDS GONE COOKOO FOR COCO PUFFS - prettybutt
HE'S ALL GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN SCOTTISH SEX KITTEN AND ISLAND JESUS. - clippage
SEH. DUNH REMEMBAH SEH. - clippage, doing her Desmond impression
Desmond is wet/sexy comments:
YES WET DESMOND - general_nothing
mmmmm hot wet desmond - hellocalamity
LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE - THATS HOW HARD I WOULD BANG HIM - jiggawha
I'VE HAD VISIONS OF BLUE SHIRTS FLUTTERING IN MY HEAD ALL DAY - londonsparrow
LOL HOT GUYS IN TIGHT CLOTHES WORKING OUT IN THE RAIN. AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR DREAMS. - schmiss
Poor Desmond. I feel so bad for him. I want to touch him tenderly and then take complete advantage. - lumaria
Freaking Out Desmond=Totally Hot - cubicalgirl
desmond + beret= me orgasming. - julyqueen
WHY IS DESMOND SO BEAUTIFUL? I WANT TO PET HIS ASS - prettybutt
YESSSSSSSSSSSS SOAKING WET PLEASE - clippage
HE NEEDS TO STAY SOAKING WET ALL EPISODE. - emmahleedotc
WET CROTCH SHOT? - me
YESSSSSS SOAKING WET TROUSERS. - clippage
DES COME BACK, MAKE OUT WITH ME - prettybutt
MMMMMM EVEN HIS SHOULDERS HAVE SEX APPEAL. - clippage
I WANT TO STICK HIM WITH SOMETHING - karyyu
I DON'T CARE HOW CONFUSED I GET, AS LONG AS DESMOND STAYS WET. - emmahleedotc
MMM SCOTTISH SCARFY GOODNESS - me
I WANT TO FUCK HIM IN THOSE BOOTS. WOW I AM REALLY BLANCHE TONIGHT - jiggawha
FUCKING HELL DES IS FUCKING HOT. FUCK FUCK FUCK - jiggawha
FUCK ME OPEN SHIRT. - clippage
I'LL BE DESMOND'S FIRST MATE - me
WHY CANT PAST DES MAKE FUTURE DES UNBUTTON MORE BUTTONS - jiggawha
Daniel is hot comments by general_nothing:
OMG DANIEL FARRADAY DO ME PLZ ALL OVER YOU SEXAY SCIENTIST
OMG DAN BE SCIENTIFICY SOME MOAR PLZKTHX
DANIEL PLZ DO ME WITH YOUR FLASHBACK/FORWARD WIG ALL OVER THE PLACE AND YOUR SHIFTY EYES
And then Sayid's pants fell off! And he happened to be going commando today! - cubicalgirl, wishfully thinking
JULIET/CHARLOTTE WET T SHIRT CONTEST - schmiss
EVERYONE BE QUIET, I'M FANTASIZING - prettybutt, when Jack and Juliet were...talking
JULIET'S ALL POSING SUBTLY ON A POLE. FOR JACK. I NEED DRUGS TO DEAL WITH THE IMAGE. - clippage
HAI HOW IS THE HELICHOPPER NOT MELTING FROM THE HOT OF SAYID DRAPED OVER DESMOND? - lumaria
I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY! - schmiss, after Desmond was in the...wrong place. At the wrong time. lol
iamalreadyinuse: WHY ARE THE DESMOND EPISODES ALWAYS SO FULL OF FUCKERY?
prettybutt: HIS MAGIC PENIS
iamalreadyinuse: LAURA, I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION THAT YOU'VE GOT PENIS ON THE BRAIN.
prettybutt: I PENIS OFFENSE AT THAT
THEY'RE GOING TO SEX YOUR BUTT :( - schmiss, when they called the boat doctor in
OMG ISN'T THAT THAT GUY FROM THAT ONE SHOW/MOVIE? - general_nothing, saying what we're all thinking
Their sick bay looks like a back-alley abortion clinic! - cubicalgirl
I FEEL LIKE THIS EPISODE IS TURNING ME INTO BLANCHE FROM THE GOLDEN GIRLS - jiggawha
I hope Steve Zissou is on this ship somewhere. - me
clippage: SAYID'S BEARD IS A WEAPON. HE DOESN'T NEED GUNS.
pescivendolo: JUST DON'T TAKE HIS SCRUNCHIE.
SAYID CAN'T HAND OVER ALL HIS WEAPONS AS LONG AS HE HAS APPENDAGES. - daylit (LOLOLOL)
OH JUST YOU WAIT TIL HE GETS HIS HANDS ON HIS TRUSTY FLAT IRON YOU PILOT BASTARD - jiggawha
SAYID KNOWS ALL THINGS.
PLEASE TELL ME THE SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE SPONTANEOUS ORGASM. - clippage
WHO SAYS "BROTHER" MORE? DESMOND OR HULK HOGAN?! - mrawr
HAI PEN I GOT A COOL BERET - me, when Desmond's on the phone
NEW THEORY: DANIEL IS A FRUSTRATED LOST VIEWER WHO HAULED ASS TO THE ISLAND TO FINALLY ASK THE RIGHT FUCKING QUESTIONS. - daylit
OH HAY IT'S 1996 comments:
I'M ABOUT TO GO SEE THE SPICE GIRLS LIVE! TONY BLAIR RULES! MMMBOP! - schmiss
GETTING BAT MITZVAHED - prettybutt
I'M ONLY IN 10TH GRADE - me
I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD IN 96 - emmahleedotc, making us all feel OLD
1996? WOW A TIME BEFORE BRITNEY SPEARS. STAY WERE YOU ARE DES! ITS A MUCH BETTER PLACE - jiggawha
also, desmond, i need you to head over to doc brown's and explain to him that his flux capacitor actually works - mrawr
my rods and cones are all fucked up. damn you synapses. - julyqueen
At the sight of Daniel's flashback wig:
OH MY GOD HIS FLASHBACK WIG IS MAJESTIC - mrawr
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG BEST FLASHBACK WIG EVER - schmiss
They switched hairbuts LOLOLOL - me, with an awesome typo
DANIEL AND DESMOND HAVE BEEN TAKING TURNS LOOKING LIKE JESUS - daylit
RESPECT THE MULLET! - schmiss
Oh and Charlie Manson! - me
OMG DANIEL IN A FWIG!!!?!?!? - general_nothing
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORST FLASHBACK WIG EVER???? - londonsparrow
OMG BEST FLASHBACK WIG EVER Y/Y? - pescivendolo
EDDIE VEDDER! - windscreenfly
DANIEL'S FWIG JUST BEAT JACK'S IN A FUG FIGHT - lumaria
THE WIG IT FLOWS IN THE WIND. HE'S AN ADONIS OF PROFESSORY GRUNGE - jiggawha
I LOVE SCIENTISTS. DESMOND CAN BE THE BEEKER TO DANIEL'S PROFESSOR HONEYDEW - me
IS THIS HONEY I SHRUNK THE SCOTSMAN? - me, when Dan broke out the ray gun
Daniel is BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE! - meropa
me: I SHIP DANIEL/ELOISE
pons519: Deluise (like Dom, lol)
I LIKE HOW THOSE STRAPS GOT WAAAAY MORE OF A REACTION WITH SAWYER - daylit, when Minkowski was strapped to the bed LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I'M NOT GOING TO UNDERSTAND WTF THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT UNTIL LIKE...NEXT YEAR.
OR 1996.
WHICHEVER HAPPENS FIRST. - me
JEREMY DAVIES IN RESCUE DAWN = 1996 DANIEL LOLOL - me
LOL Daniel hasn't changed his clothes in 12 years. - me
RIP ELOISE ;______;
U WERE LYKE A CANDLE IN DAH WIND - me
ELOISE COMES BACK IN ZOMBIE SEASON. - clippage
Eloise's brain SHORT CIRCUITED? Fisher Stevens? COINCIDENCE?! - meropa LOLOL
mrawr: E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This rat is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-RAT!!
aussiephil:
LOL WILL THERE BE 'FUNNIEST MO'S' FROM THIS POST CAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID SOME DAMN FUNNY THINGS. AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW MANY PAGES OF "NOOO" AND "DON'T KILL DESMOND" THERE ARE! - general_nothing
NUMBER OF PAGES OF NOOOO/DON'T KILL DEMOND: 2
TIME TRAVELLERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR 90% OF THE DRINKABLE WATER CRISIS. - schmiss
the sink was peeing on desmond's head. - mrawr
OMG WHAT IF PENNY HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND AND IT'S LIKE...... ARZT - schmiss
"WELL DES FORTUNATELY FOR YOU YOU ARE INSANELY HOT SO SURE I WILL GIVE YOU MY NUMBER AND NOT MOVE OR DATE FOR THE NEXT 8 YRS" - jiggawha
Reaction to Desmond and Penny's phone conversation:
OMG YESSSSSSSS - girlandetc
OH MY FUCKING GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD - schmiss
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG - julyqueen
DESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOND. - clippage
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
A
A'SDK;LFJA'SKDFJA;SLKDFJ
ASLDFKJ - moeyknight
OMG FINALLY IT'S CHRISTMAS KALJDLAFKJ;DSJ;LFKAJDSKFLJALS;DFJKA;;ALKDJFLAKJD;ADFJKALDSKGHAGH;DSKJLFKLJADSFKJ - general_nothing
OMG OMG OMG OMG PENNEH ANSWERED :OOOO - karyyu
;LKSDJF;LKASJDFL;KJASDL;KFJDS;LKFJ;KLSDJFLKSDJLKFSJLKJSDKL
OH NO I MIGHT CRY
REARS - me
YEAH i'M CRYING.. CHREARS - julyqueen
I'M CRYING!!! THEY KEPT THE JEARS AT BAY BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRYING THE AUDIENCE WOULD DO AT THE END - poins519
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BABY I'M SO HAPPY OMG LA;KSD;LAKSD;LKASD;LKASL;DKAL;SKD;LASKDL;AKSDL;AKSDL;KAS;LDKAS;LDKAL;SDLA;SDKL;ASKD;LASKDL;AKSD;LKASDL;KA;SLDKL;AKSD OMG - clippage
A;LKDSJFLKASDJF;LKASDJF;LKSDJFKL;SDJLFK;JSD';LFK'S;DLKF';LDSKFL;S OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG - me
I AM CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH - lumaria
SOOO CUTE OMG :( I AM CRYING :( - girlandetc
MY HEART JUST GREW THREE SIZES. - schmiss
Sayid is like, Damn I wish that was me and Nadia - hellocalamity
HE GOT HIS HONAH/MEMORY BACK - me
*insert entire page of people going DESMOND IS DANIEL'S CONSTANT WHAT WHAT*
- meropa
I'm gonna time travel into next week to see the new ep.
Someone be my constant. - lumaria
Commercial break chatter:
WE ALL KNOW BEYONCE IS A LIAR. HOW MANY BLACK WOMEN ARE NATURAL REDHEADS? - daylit
LOL I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE PLAYING "CAN I KICK IT" IN THAT AD AND I THOUGHT IT WAS "WALK ON THE WILD SIDE". I WAS LIKE WTF DO TRANNIES HAVE TO DO WITH GATORADE? - schmiss
HAHAHAHAHAHAH we just had a fantastic conversation re charlotte staples center
her name is really charlotte staples lewis right? C S LEWIS
SHE IS THE ICE QUEEN WITH THE POLAR BEAR
OR MAYBE SHE'S A JESUS LION
THEY GOT TO THE ISLAND THROUGH A WARDROBE. AND BENRY IS A FAUN. - mrawr
So Sayid gets the phone working and this little boy with a giant head answers and he's all, "My name is Aaron I'll give the phone to my mommy," and then he hands it to his mommy who is actually Benry in a blonde wig. - cubicalgirl
OPRAH MAKES FACES. - clippage (winner of Most Random Comment of the Night)
...I'd like to note that this collection of comments should put an end to that age-old question of whether or not females are as horny as dudes O_O
*OPENS BROWSER*
*ADMIRES PHOTOSHOP*
*WATCHES FIRST ELI STONE AD OF THE EVENING*
YUP, ALL SET - schmiss
Phrases used to describe Desmond:
Sexy, Scottish, psychic Jesus. - julyqueen
SEX IN A HELICOPTER! - general_nothing
OH MY GOD DESMOND IS CRAZY AND HOT!!!!! HOT AND CRAZY!!! - lumaria
DESMONDS GONE COOKOO FOR COCO PUFFS - prettybutt
HE'S ALL GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN SCOTTISH SEX KITTEN AND ISLAND JESUS. - clippage
SEH. DUNH REMEMBAH SEH. - clippage, doing her Desmond impression
Desmond is wet/sexy comments:
YES WET DESMOND - general_nothing
mmmmm hot wet desmond - hellocalamity
LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE - THATS HOW HARD I WOULD BANG HIM - jiggawha
I'VE HAD VISIONS OF BLUE SHIRTS FLUTTERING IN MY HEAD ALL DAY - londonsparrow
LOL HOT GUYS IN TIGHT CLOTHES WORKING OUT IN THE RAIN. AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR DREAMS. - schmiss
Poor Desmond. I feel so bad for him. I want to touch him tenderly and then take complete advantage. - lumaria
Freaking Out Desmond=Totally Hot - cubicalgirl
desmond + beret= me orgasming. - julyqueen
WHY IS DESMOND SO BEAUTIFUL? I WANT TO PET HIS ASS - prettybutt
YESSSSSSSSSSSS SOAKING WET PLEASE - clippage
HE NEEDS TO STAY SOAKING WET ALL EPISODE. - emmahleedotc
WET CROTCH SHOT? - me
YESSSSSS SOAKING WET TROUSERS. - clippage
DES COME BACK, MAKE OUT WITH ME - prettybutt
MMMMMM EVEN HIS SHOULDERS HAVE SEX APPEAL. - clippage
I WANT TO STICK HIM WITH SOMETHING - karyyu
I DON'T CARE HOW CONFUSED I GET, AS LONG AS DESMOND STAYS WET. - emmahleedotc
MMM SCOTTISH SCARFY GOODNESS - me
I WANT TO FUCK HIM IN THOSE BOOTS. WOW I AM REALLY BLANCHE TONIGHT - jiggawha
FUCKING HELL DES IS FUCKING HOT. FUCK FUCK FUCK - jiggawha
FUCK ME OPEN SHIRT. - clippage
I'LL BE DESMOND'S FIRST MATE - me
WHY CANT PAST DES MAKE FUTURE DES UNBUTTON MORE BUTTONS - jiggawha
Daniel is hot comments by general_nothing:
OMG DANIEL FARRADAY DO ME PLZ ALL OVER YOU SEXAY SCIENTIST
OMG DAN BE SCIENTIFICY SOME MOAR PLZKTHX
DANIEL PLZ DO ME WITH YOUR FLASHBACK/FORWARD WIG ALL OVER THE PLACE AND YOUR SHIFTY EYES
And then Sayid's pants fell off! And he happened to be going commando today! - cubicalgirl, wishfully thinking
JULIET/CHARLOTTE WET T SHIRT CONTEST - schmiss
EVERYONE BE QUIET, I'M FANTASIZING - prettybutt, when Jack and Juliet were...talking
JULIET'S ALL POSING SUBTLY ON A POLE. FOR JACK. I NEED DRUGS TO DEAL WITH THE IMAGE. - clippage
HAI HOW IS THE HELICHOPPER NOT MELTING FROM THE HOT OF SAYID DRAPED OVER DESMOND? - lumaria
I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY! - schmiss, after Desmond was in the...wrong place. At the wrong time. lol
iamalreadyinuse: WHY ARE THE DESMOND EPISODES ALWAYS SO FULL OF FUCKERY?
prettybutt: HIS MAGIC PENIS
iamalreadyinuse: LAURA, I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION THAT YOU'VE GOT PENIS ON THE BRAIN.
prettybutt: I PENIS OFFENSE AT THAT
THEY'RE GOING TO SEX YOUR BUTT :( - schmiss, when they called the boat doctor in
OMG ISN'T THAT THAT GUY FROM THAT ONE SHOW/MOVIE? - general_nothing, saying what we're all thinking
Their sick bay looks like a back-alley abortion clinic! - cubicalgirl
I FEEL LIKE THIS EPISODE IS TURNING ME INTO BLANCHE FROM THE GOLDEN GIRLS - jiggawha
I hope Steve Zissou is on this ship somewhere. - me
clippage: SAYID'S BEARD IS A WEAPON. HE DOESN'T NEED GUNS.
pescivendolo: JUST DON'T TAKE HIS SCRUNCHIE.
SAYID CAN'T HAND OVER ALL HIS WEAPONS AS LONG AS HE HAS APPENDAGES. - daylit (LOLOLOL)
OH JUST YOU WAIT TIL HE GETS HIS HANDS ON HIS TRUSTY FLAT IRON YOU PILOT BASTARD - jiggawha
SAYID KNOWS ALL THINGS.
PLEASE TELL ME THE SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE SPONTANEOUS ORGASM. - clippage
WHO SAYS "BROTHER" MORE? DESMOND OR HULK HOGAN?! - mrawr
HAI PEN I GOT A COOL BERET - me, when Desmond's on the phone
NEW THEORY: DANIEL IS A FRUSTRATED LOST VIEWER WHO HAULED ASS TO THE ISLAND TO FINALLY ASK THE RIGHT FUCKING QUESTIONS. - daylit
OH HAY IT'S 1996 comments:
I'M ABOUT TO GO SEE THE SPICE GIRLS LIVE! TONY BLAIR RULES! MMMBOP! - schmiss
GETTING BAT MITZVAHED - prettybutt
I'M ONLY IN 10TH GRADE - me
I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD IN 96 - emmahleedotc, making us all feel OLD
1996? WOW A TIME BEFORE BRITNEY SPEARS. STAY WERE YOU ARE DES! ITS A MUCH BETTER PLACE - jiggawha
also, desmond, i need you to head over to doc brown's and explain to him that his flux capacitor actually works - mrawr
my rods and cones are all fucked up. damn you synapses. - julyqueen
At the sight of Daniel's flashback wig:
OH MY GOD HIS FLASHBACK WIG IS MAJESTIC - mrawr
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG BEST FLASHBACK WIG EVER - schmiss
They switched hairbuts LOLOLOL - me, with an awesome typo
DANIEL AND DESMOND HAVE BEEN TAKING TURNS LOOKING LIKE JESUS - daylit
RESPECT THE MULLET! - schmiss
Oh and Charlie Manson! - me
OMG DANIEL IN A FWIG!!!?!?!? - general_nothing
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORST FLASHBACK WIG EVER???? - londonsparrow
OMG BEST FLASHBACK WIG EVER Y/Y? - pescivendolo
EDDIE VEDDER! - windscreenfly
DANIEL'S FWIG JUST BEAT JACK'S IN A FUG FIGHT - lumaria
THE WIG IT FLOWS IN THE WIND. HE'S AN ADONIS OF PROFESSORY GRUNGE - jiggawha
I LOVE SCIENTISTS. DESMOND CAN BE THE BEEKER TO DANIEL'S PROFESSOR HONEYDEW - me
IS THIS HONEY I SHRUNK THE SCOTSMAN? - me, when Dan broke out the ray gun
Daniel is BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE! - meropa
me: I SHIP DANIEL/ELOISE
pons519: Deluise (like Dom, lol)
I LIKE HOW THOSE STRAPS GOT WAAAAY MORE OF A REACTION WITH SAWYER - daylit, when Minkowski was strapped to the bed LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I'M NOT GOING TO UNDERSTAND WTF THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT UNTIL LIKE...NEXT YEAR.
OR 1996.
WHICHEVER HAPPENS FIRST. - me
JEREMY DAVIES IN RESCUE DAWN = 1996 DANIEL LOLOL - me
LOL Daniel hasn't changed his clothes in 12 years. - me
RIP ELOISE ;______;
U WERE LYKE A CANDLE IN DAH WIND - me
ELOISE COMES BACK IN ZOMBIE SEASON. - clippage
Eloise's brain SHORT CIRCUITED? Fisher Stevens? COINCIDENCE?! - meropa LOLOL
mrawr: E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This rat is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-RAT!!
aussiephil:
LOL WILL THERE BE 'FUNNIEST MO'S' FROM THIS POST CAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID SOME DAMN FUNNY THINGS. AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW MANY PAGES OF "NOOO" AND "DON'T KILL DESMOND" THERE ARE! - general_nothing
NUMBER OF PAGES OF NOOOO/DON'T KILL DEMOND: 2
TIME TRAVELLERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR 90% OF THE DRINKABLE WATER CRISIS. - schmiss
the sink was peeing on desmond's head. - mrawr
OMG WHAT IF PENNY HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND AND IT'S LIKE...... ARZT - schmiss
"WELL DES FORTUNATELY FOR YOU YOU ARE INSANELY HOT SO SURE I WILL GIVE YOU MY NUMBER AND NOT MOVE OR DATE FOR THE NEXT 8 YRS" - jiggawha
Reaction to Desmond and Penny's phone conversation:
OMG YESSSSSSSS - girlandetc
OH MY FUCKING GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD - schmiss
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG - julyqueen
DESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOND. - clippage
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
A
A'SDK;LFJA'SKDFJA;SLKDFJ
ASLDFKJ - moeyknight
OMG FINALLY IT'S CHRISTMAS KALJDLAFKJ;DSJ;LFKAJDSKFLJALS;DFJKA;;ALKDJFLAKJD;ADFJKALDSKGHAGH;DSKJLFKLJADSFKJ - general_nothing
OMG OMG OMG OMG PENNEH ANSWERED :OOOO - karyyu
;LKSDJF;LKASJDFL;KJASDL;KFJDS;LKFJ;KLSDJFLKSDJLKFSJLKJSDKL
OH NO I MIGHT CRY
REARS - me
YEAH i'M CRYING.. CHREARS - julyqueen
I'M CRYING!!! THEY KEPT THE JEARS AT BAY BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRYING THE AUDIENCE WOULD DO AT THE END - poins519
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BABY I'M SO HAPPY OMG LA;KSD;LAKSD;LKASD;LKASL;DKAL;SKD;LASKDL;AKSDL;AKSDL;KAS;LDKAS;LDKAL;SDLA;SDKL;ASKD;LASKDL;AKSD;LKASDL;KA;SLDKL;AKSD OMG - clippage
A;LKDSJFLKASDJF;LKASDJF;LKSDJFKL;SDJLFK;JSD';LFK'S;DLKF';LDSKFL;S OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG - me
I AM CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH - lumaria
SOOO CUTE OMG :( I AM CRYING :( - girlandetc
MY HEART JUST GREW THREE SIZES. - schmiss
Sayid is like, Damn I wish that was me and Nadia - hellocalamity
HE GOT HIS HONAH/MEMORY BACK - me
*insert entire page of people going DESMOND IS DANIEL'S CONSTANT WHAT WHAT*
- meropa
I'm gonna time travel into next week to see the new ep.
Someone be my constant. - lumaria
Commercial break chatter:
WE ALL KNOW BEYONCE IS A LIAR. HOW MANY BLACK WOMEN ARE NATURAL REDHEADS? - daylit
LOL I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE PLAYING "CAN I KICK IT" IN THAT AD AND I THOUGHT IT WAS "WALK ON THE WILD SIDE". I WAS LIKE WTF DO TRANNIES HAVE TO DO WITH GATORADE? - schmiss
HAHAHAHAHAHAH we just had a fantastic conversation re charlotte staples center
her name is really charlotte staples lewis right? C S LEWIS
SHE IS THE ICE QUEEN WITH THE POLAR BEAR
OR MAYBE SHE'S A JESUS LION
THEY GOT TO THE ISLAND THROUGH A WARDROBE. AND BENRY IS A FAUN. - mrawr
So Sayid gets the phone working and this little boy with a giant head answers and he's all, "My name is Aaron I'll give the phone to my mommy," and then he hands it to his mommy who is actually Benry in a blonde wig. - cubicalgirl
OPRAH MAKES FACES. - clippage (winner of Most Random Comment of the Night)