POOT POOT BRUMP
I ALMOST FORGOT!!!
Here are the greatest hits of the ongoing post from Lost 4x03: The Economist!!! This episode brought MAJOR LOLZ.
R GBIV - schmiss, after seeing the engraving on Naomi's bracelet
GOLFING SAYID IS COUNTERINTUITIVELY HOT. - londonsparrow
SAYID COULD PULL OFF HAWAIIN POLO SPANDEX SHORT SHORTS WITH... IDK FRILLS kslgjlsdjkgdgd - pinkhusky
SAYID'S BALLS ARE MAGIC. - me
THE MUSIC MAKES ME FEAR SOMEONE DREADFUL IS AFOOT - prettybutt, right before Sayid kills that dude
SHIT JUST GOT DEEP. - schmiss
Sayid pwns regardless of locale! - poins519
HE'S AN ASSASSIN!!!! LOL SPRINKLERS! DANG THEY DIDN'T SHOW HIM GETTING WET - general_nothing
SAYID NEEDS A THUG LIFE TATTOO - schmiss
SAYID IS NOW A SECRET AGENT OR SOMETHING
00oceanic6!!!!! - eleclya111
well, he DID have his hair pulled back in the torcha scrunchie.. - mrawr
I FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE SOME COMMENT ABOUT THE WAY HE GRIPS A STICK AND SWINGS HIS BALLS. - clippage
HE LOOKS LIKE A PHOTOSHOOT! - iamalreadyinuse, describing Sayid in the cafe
someone bought a flat-iron with their settlement money. - acidrainbow (LOOOOOOOOOOOOL)
DUDE, IS HE GOING TO SHOOT HER IN THE RESTAURANT AND HAVE THE FIRE SPRINKLERS GO ON? - poins519
EVEN YOUR STUBBLE CAN FUCK ME - clippage
JAKOB IS HAS A HOUSE ON WHEEEEELS - poins519
THE WHEELS ON THE CABIN GO ROUND AND ROUND - girlandetc
jack doesn't want to be a stay-at-home mom - mrawr
KATE: KINDA SUCKS HUH?
JACK: WHAT'S THAT?
KATE: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU - lumaria
FACT: MATTHEW FOX AND EVANGELINE LILLY HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF ARTIFICIAL BACKDROPS, BECAUSE THEIR BLACK HOLE OF ANTI-CHEMISTRY CAUSES ALL LIVING PLANTS AROUND THEM TO WILT AND DIE - schmiss, who WINS MVP FOR THIS POST.
"'touche'? more like 'douche-ay'" - Bill, who is mrawr's boy, inventor of The Best Theory Ever, and our first Peanut Gallery commenter lol
SAID DOESN'T HAVE DNA. HE HAS PWN. - clippage
WESTSAYIIIID - mrawr (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)
IT'S NOT A SAYID EPISODE UNLESS SOMEONE'S SAID "TORTURER" AND THE MUSIC HAS GONE "POOT POOT BRUMP" - schmiss
"SHE WAS HOT AND I DUG HER ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!" HE JUST CALLED HIM G!!!!! MILES WHY YOU SO STREET SASSY - me
Sayid and Elsa on their date:
OOOOOH I LIKE HER HAIR! - poins519
OMG I REALLY WANT HIS HAIR - lastyearswishes
OMG MATCHING HAIRDOS - mrawr
HE'S LIKE THE TORCHA-RAH KEN DOLL.... - general_nothing (!!!)
IT'S LIKE PROM NIGHT - mrawr
YAY SAYID IS GOING TO DO HER AND THEN DO HER. - me
SOMEONE GET NAKED OR START TALKING IN LATIN OR SOMETHING - schmiss
MR WIZARD FETISH - prettybutt, after seeing Dan's experiment
WHATS A KILOMETER? - prettybutt (This might be my favorite HAHAHAHA)
NAOMI WAS HANGING OUT WITH THE UNDERSEA LADIES A BIT I GUESS - pinkhusky
SAYID DO ME ON A SWING - clippage
AW HURLEY!!!!!
HE'S LIKE PIGGY IN LORD OF THE FLIES LOL.
I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES ;_; - me
OR HE'S A SPYYY! OR A TRAAAP! UHWAAA!!! -eleclya111, being psychic
THE FREIGHTER IS ACTUALLY A GAY CRUISE LINE!!
NAOMI AND REGINA ARE A YUPPIE LESBIAN COUPLE
DAN AND MILES ARE A BICKERING MARRIED DUO
CHARLOTTE OWNS A WOMYN'S BOOKSTORE IN PORTLAND
MINKOWSKI IS THE CRUISE DIRECTOR
LAPIDUS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THAT CREEPY GUY WHO HANGS OUT INT HE KITCHEN AT PARTIES AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY HE CAME - schmiss LOLOLOL
MAYBE THEY FED HURLEY SOME CUPCAKES FULL OF A SLEEPING DRAUGHT AND THEN PULLED SOME HAIR FOR POLLYJUICE BEFORE LEAVING HIM IN THE CLOSET Y/Y???? - finchburg
HHAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS LUUUUCIUS??? - me
- finchburg
YOU HAVE TO GET IT UP TO 88 MPH PROFESSOR!!!!!!! - me, after seeing the rocket
Upon Desmond's (BRIEF) appearance with Juliet:
WITH DESMOND ON THE SCENE, THE CIRCLE OF HOT TONIGHT IS NOW COMPLETE. - gabsy
DESMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - girlandetc
WHOAWHOAWHOAWAOSOFHSDAFD - roseigamgee
FAHSKLJA ALA;LJK - schmiss
DES - lastyearswiches
DESMOND ILU - poins519
DESMOND OMG DESMOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNND - lumaria
DESMOND!!!!! AND A CHESTAL AREA!!! - general_nothing
HAI DESMOND. IN BLUE. - clippage
WHAT IS UP HOTTIE MCOPENSHIRT - mrawr
DESMOND (DESMOND'S CHEEEEEEEEST)!!!!!! - londonsparrow
HEY GOODLOOKIN' - _fortunesfool_
DESMOND. GET NAKED. NOW. - clippage
I LOVE THAT BLUE SHIRT. I'M SO GLAD THEY ALWAYS MAKE HIM WEAR IT - lastyearswishes
DESMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DROOL - prettybutt
DESMOND AND THE OPEN BLUE SHIRT OF SEX! - moeyknight
OH MY GOD DESMOND
HOLY SHIT.
I THINK
I THINK MY BRAIN
JUST BROKE
WARM GUN
OMG - me
SAYID + BOOKS. ONE FOR THE SPANK BANK. - me lol
OMG NARNIA! - general_nothing, when Sayid went behnd the bookcase LMAO
Sayid Jarrah and the Chamber of Secrets! - cubicalgirl
HUGO YOU FUCKING BASTARD - poins519, in a statement we never thought we'd say
I HATE THAT ELI STONE COMMERICALS OUTNUMBER OUR JEARS. - clippage
SAWYER + DESMOND + SAYID THIS EPISODE COULDN'T GET ANY HOTTER. - me
GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLL
POKELOST - mrawr
And now: what do we talk about during commercial breaks?
MCDONALDS IS A LIAR - general_nothing
MY ASS HURTS. - clippage
i'm hungry. - girlandetc
REMEMBER IN FAST FOOD NATION WHEN THEY FOUND TRACES OF FECES IN THE MCDONALDS HAMBURGERS? THAT'S WHAT THAT AD JUST REMINDED ME OF. - schmiss
WHY do they have carrots in their commercials? does ANYTHING at mcdonalds contain carrots? - acidrainbow
DEAR 13 NEWS
I DON'T NEED A PATCH TO HELP WITH MY SEX LIFE
THANKS - clippage
HOW COME NOBODY SINGS KARAOKE ON LOST - schmiss
I WANT TO SEE LOCKE AND PATCHY DO A CAPTAIN AND TENILLE SONG. LOVE WILL KEEP THEM TOGETHER. - me
SAWYER, A WORD.
NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BE FLIRTY - poins519, when Sawyer has Kate in the bedroom
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION: WHY AREN'T YOU TWO HUMPING YET? - lumaria
All the Skate ladies in the house give a shout:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMG BRAIN EXPLODING - iamalreadyinuse
DIESDIESDIESDIESDIES HE LOVES HER!!!!!!NKJNSDMANDJQNJKDFNQWEJK - acidrainbow
L;SDKALSKDKAS;LDKA;LSKD;LAS;LDKASL;KD WHY DON'T WE FUND OUT K - clippage
FOREVER AND EVER PLZ - general_nothing
THE SKATE AREA OF MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED - me
SYMPHONIC MUSIC SWELL - londonsparrow
IS IT OVER SHMALTZY TO SAY SAWYER JUST FRAKKING PROPOSED TO KATE?? LOL. LET ME DREAM! - iamalreadyinuse
ICED TEA IS PATCHY'S TERRITORY, BIATCH - schmiss
THAT TEA LOOKS LIKE PEE - general_nothing
SAYID'S LIKE "I WILL MAKE ICED TEA WITH YOUR BRAINS" - londonsparrow
I DIDN'T SAY CHARLOTTE, I SAID SHALOT! GENE SHALOT@ - schmiss
SAYID GOT SOME NOOKIE. NOW FOR THE KILLING. - poins519
SAYID'S PENIS IS ANOTHER FIST - pinkhusky
I AM A SHORT ORDER COOK AT DENNYS - prettybutt, after Elsa asked Sayid what his job was
*2 whole pages of people going OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
TOUGH BREAK UP.
AND ON VALENTINE'S DAY AND EVERYTHING. - me
THAT'S FOR MAKING ME WEAR A CONDOM - prettybutt
YOU KNOW, IF DEATH IS THE PRICE TO PAY TO SLEEP WITH SAYID, I'M WILLING. - gabsy
BATTLE OF THE CRAZY BEARDED HOBOS!! - me, during Desmond and Frank's screaming match
MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT - prettybutt, during the same screaming match
I WOULD LIKE TO ENGAGE IN SOME NECROMANCE - mrawr
LIFE'S A BITCH AND SAYID HAS MANY OF THEM. BITCHES. AND ALSO LIVES. - schmiss
And one last thing:
I have a new insane theory that I'm sure is wrong, but whatever:
Elsa had a pager.
Her boss didn't like technology.
If this time theory is right, Ben's in a bubble in 1988.
I think BEN...IS HER BOSS.
WHAT IF 1988!BEN IS HER BOSS AND 2004!BEN IS SAYID'S BOSS AND 2004!BEN IS ACTUALLY GOOD AND 1988!BEN IS EVIL AND THEY ARE WORKING AGAINST EACH OTHER??????????? :O
I'm sure it's wrong, but that would be SICK. ;lksdfjklsafjkldjflksd You heard it here first haha.
ALSO: superfrayed pointed out that maybe in the S3 finale when Kate said "he's going to want to know where I am" she meant BEN and not some guy she was boning.
!!!
l;kasjfl;ksj;ljfsdlsd
Here are the greatest hits of the ongoing post from Lost 4x03: The Economist!!! This episode brought MAJOR LOLZ.
R GBIV - schmiss, after seeing the engraving on Naomi's bracelet
GOLFING SAYID IS COUNTERINTUITIVELY HOT. - londonsparrow
SAYID COULD PULL OFF HAWAIIN POLO SPANDEX SHORT SHORTS WITH... IDK FRILLS kslgjlsdjkgdgd - pinkhusky
SAYID'S BALLS ARE MAGIC. - me
THE MUSIC MAKES ME FEAR SOMEONE DREADFUL IS AFOOT - prettybutt, right before Sayid kills that dude
SHIT JUST GOT DEEP. - schmiss
Sayid pwns regardless of locale! - poins519
HE'S AN ASSASSIN!!!! LOL SPRINKLERS! DANG THEY DIDN'T SHOW HIM GETTING WET - general_nothing
SAYID NEEDS A THUG LIFE TATTOO - schmiss
SAYID IS NOW A SECRET AGENT OR SOMETHING
00oceanic6!!!!! - eleclya111
well, he DID have his hair pulled back in the torcha scrunchie.. - mrawr
I FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE SOME COMMENT ABOUT THE WAY HE GRIPS A STICK AND SWINGS HIS BALLS. - clippage
HE LOOKS LIKE A PHOTOSHOOT! - iamalreadyinuse, describing Sayid in the cafe
someone bought a flat-iron with their settlement money. - acidrainbow (LOOOOOOOOOOOOL)
DUDE, IS HE GOING TO SHOOT HER IN THE RESTAURANT AND HAVE THE FIRE SPRINKLERS GO ON? - poins519
EVEN YOUR STUBBLE CAN FUCK ME - clippage
JAKOB IS HAS A HOUSE ON WHEEEEELS - poins519
THE WHEELS ON THE CABIN GO ROUND AND ROUND - girlandetc
jack doesn't want to be a stay-at-home mom - mrawr
KATE: KINDA SUCKS HUH?
JACK: WHAT'S THAT?
KATE: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU - lumaria
FACT: MATTHEW FOX AND EVANGELINE LILLY HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF ARTIFICIAL BACKDROPS, BECAUSE THEIR BLACK HOLE OF ANTI-CHEMISTRY CAUSES ALL LIVING PLANTS AROUND THEM TO WILT AND DIE - schmiss, who WINS MVP FOR THIS POST.
"'touche'? more like 'douche-ay'" - Bill, who is mrawr's boy, inventor of The Best Theory Ever, and our first Peanut Gallery commenter lol
SAID DOESN'T HAVE DNA. HE HAS PWN. - clippage
WESTSAYIIIID - mrawr (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)
IT'S NOT A SAYID EPISODE UNLESS SOMEONE'S SAID "TORTURER" AND THE MUSIC HAS GONE "POOT POOT BRUMP" - schmiss
"SHE WAS HOT AND I DUG HER ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!" HE JUST CALLED HIM G!!!!! MILES WHY YOU SO STREET SASSY - me
Sayid and Elsa on their date:
OOOOOH I LIKE HER HAIR! - poins519
OMG I REALLY WANT HIS HAIR - lastyearswishes
OMG MATCHING HAIRDOS - mrawr
HE'S LIKE THE TORCHA-RAH KEN DOLL.... - general_nothing (!!!)
IT'S LIKE PROM NIGHT - mrawr
YAY SAYID IS GOING TO DO HER AND THEN DO HER. - me
SOMEONE GET NAKED OR START TALKING IN LATIN OR SOMETHING - schmiss
MR WIZARD FETISH - prettybutt, after seeing Dan's experiment
WHATS A KILOMETER? - prettybutt (This might be my favorite HAHAHAHA)
NAOMI WAS HANGING OUT WITH THE UNDERSEA LADIES A BIT I GUESS - pinkhusky
SAYID DO ME ON A SWING - clippage
AW HURLEY!!!!!
HE'S LIKE PIGGY IN LORD OF THE FLIES LOL.
I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES ;_; - me
OR HE'S A SPYYY! OR A TRAAAP! UHWAAA!!! -eleclya111, being psychic
THE FREIGHTER IS ACTUALLY A GAY CRUISE LINE!!
NAOMI AND REGINA ARE A YUPPIE LESBIAN COUPLE
DAN AND MILES ARE A BICKERING MARRIED DUO
CHARLOTTE OWNS A WOMYN'S BOOKSTORE IN PORTLAND
MINKOWSKI IS THE CRUISE DIRECTOR
LAPIDUS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THAT CREEPY GUY WHO HANGS OUT INT HE KITCHEN AT PARTIES AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY HE CAME - schmiss LOLOLOL
MAYBE THEY FED HURLEY SOME CUPCAKES FULL OF A SLEEPING DRAUGHT AND THEN PULLED SOME HAIR FOR POLLYJUICE BEFORE LEAVING HIM IN THE CLOSET Y/Y???? - finchburg
HHAHAHAHAHA WHERE IS LUUUUCIUS??? - me
- finchburg
YOU HAVE TO GET IT UP TO 88 MPH PROFESSOR!!!!!!! - me, after seeing the rocket
Upon Desmond's (BRIEF) appearance with Juliet:
WITH DESMOND ON THE SCENE, THE CIRCLE OF HOT TONIGHT IS NOW COMPLETE. - gabsy
DESMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - girlandetc
WHOAWHOAWHOAWAOSOFHSDAFD - roseigamgee
FAHSKLJA ALA;LJK - schmiss
DES - lastyearswiches
DESMOND ILU - poins519
DESMOND OMG DESMOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNND - lumaria
DESMOND!!!!! AND A CHESTAL AREA!!! - general_nothing
HAI DESMOND. IN BLUE. - clippage
WHAT IS UP HOTTIE MCOPENSHIRT - mrawr
DESMOND (DESMOND'S CHEEEEEEEEST)!!!!!! - londonsparrow
HEY GOODLOOKIN' - _fortunesfool_
DESMOND. GET NAKED. NOW. - clippage
I LOVE THAT BLUE SHIRT. I'M SO GLAD THEY ALWAYS MAKE HIM WEAR IT - lastyearswishes
DESMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DROOL - prettybutt
DESMOND AND THE OPEN BLUE SHIRT OF SEX! - moeyknight
OH MY GOD DESMOND
HOLY SHIT.
I THINK
I THINK MY BRAIN
JUST BROKE
WARM GUN
OMG - me
SAYID + BOOKS. ONE FOR THE SPANK BANK. - me lol
OMG NARNIA! - general_nothing, when Sayid went behnd the bookcase LMAO
Sayid Jarrah and the Chamber of Secrets! - cubicalgirl
HUGO YOU FUCKING BASTARD - poins519, in a statement we never thought we'd say
I HATE THAT ELI STONE COMMERICALS OUTNUMBER OUR JEARS. - clippage
SAWYER + DESMOND + SAYID THIS EPISODE COULDN'T GET ANY HOTTER. - me
GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLL
POKELOST - mrawr
And now: what do we talk about during commercial breaks?
MCDONALDS IS A LIAR - general_nothing
MY ASS HURTS. - clippage
i'm hungry. - girlandetc
REMEMBER IN FAST FOOD NATION WHEN THEY FOUND TRACES OF FECES IN THE MCDONALDS HAMBURGERS? THAT'S WHAT THAT AD JUST REMINDED ME OF. - schmiss
WHY do they have carrots in their commercials? does ANYTHING at mcdonalds contain carrots? - acidrainbow
DEAR 13 NEWS
I DON'T NEED A PATCH TO HELP WITH MY SEX LIFE
THANKS - clippage
HOW COME NOBODY SINGS KARAOKE ON LOST - schmiss
I WANT TO SEE LOCKE AND PATCHY DO A CAPTAIN AND TENILLE SONG. LOVE WILL KEEP THEM TOGETHER. - me
SAWYER, A WORD.
NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BE FLIRTY - poins519, when Sawyer has Kate in the bedroom
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION: WHY AREN'T YOU TWO HUMPING YET? - lumaria
All the Skate ladies in the house give a shout:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OMG BRAIN EXPLODING - iamalreadyinuse
DIESDIESDIESDIESDIES HE LOVES HER!!!!!!NKJNSDMANDJQNJKDFNQWEJK - acidrainbow
L;SDKALSKDKAS;LDKA;LSKD;LAS;LDKASL;KD WHY DON'T WE FUND OUT K - clippage
FOREVER AND EVER PLZ - general_nothing
THE SKATE AREA OF MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED - me
SYMPHONIC MUSIC SWELL - londonsparrow
IS IT OVER SHMALTZY TO SAY SAWYER JUST FRAKKING PROPOSED TO KATE?? LOL. LET ME DREAM! - iamalreadyinuse
ICED TEA IS PATCHY'S TERRITORY, BIATCH - schmiss
THAT TEA LOOKS LIKE PEE - general_nothing
SAYID'S LIKE "I WILL MAKE ICED TEA WITH YOUR BRAINS" - londonsparrow
I DIDN'T SAY CHARLOTTE, I SAID SHALOT! GENE SHALOT@ - schmiss
SAYID GOT SOME NOOKIE. NOW FOR THE KILLING. - poins519
SAYID'S PENIS IS ANOTHER FIST - pinkhusky
I AM A SHORT ORDER COOK AT DENNYS - prettybutt, after Elsa asked Sayid what his job was
*2 whole pages of people going OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
TOUGH BREAK UP.
AND ON VALENTINE'S DAY AND EVERYTHING. - me
THAT'S FOR MAKING ME WEAR A CONDOM - prettybutt
YOU KNOW, IF DEATH IS THE PRICE TO PAY TO SLEEP WITH SAYID, I'M WILLING. - gabsy
BATTLE OF THE CRAZY BEARDED HOBOS!! - me, during Desmond and Frank's screaming match
MAKE OUT MAKE OUT MAKE OUT - prettybutt, during the same screaming match
I WOULD LIKE TO ENGAGE IN SOME NECROMANCE - mrawr
LIFE'S A BITCH AND SAYID HAS MANY OF THEM. BITCHES. AND ALSO LIVES. - schmiss
And one last thing:
I have a new insane theory that I'm sure is wrong, but whatever:
Elsa had a pager.
Her boss didn't like technology.
If this time theory is right, Ben's in a bubble in 1988.
I think BEN...IS HER BOSS.
WHAT IF 1988!BEN IS HER BOSS AND 2004!BEN IS SAYID'S BOSS AND 2004!BEN IS ACTUALLY GOOD AND 1988!BEN IS EVIL AND THEY ARE WORKING AGAINST EACH OTHER??????????? :O
I'm sure it's wrong, but that would be SICK. ;lksdfjklsafjkldjflksd You heard it here first haha.
ALSO: superfrayed pointed out that maybe in the S3 finale when Kate said "he's going to want to know where I am" she meant BEN and not some guy she was boning.
!!!
l;kasjfl;ksj;ljfsdlsd