Simple Psymon met an opera singing Pie Man
+ Today had some of the most insane papers we've seen yet. I don't know what these kids are smoking, or if something's in the water, or what the hell is going on.
Best advice given by 8 year olds:
It had red rubies, divine diamonds, and nasty necklaces. My friends said "Girlfriend, keep the box!"
INSANE strings of letters that I managed to understand:
bkamorfrandandskrathspdraway! = Became our friend and scared the spider away
Fainoli awolbcowhowm = Finally I would go home
nobotkrakmeopin = No, don't crack me open
wichups = wood chips
stranospt = strange object
Insane strings of letters I was totally unable to understand:
wahick
indiriclea (which I know looks like "indirectly" but it didn't make sense in context at ALL)
camarafloche (again, not camouflage haha)
Best name for an alien:
Leroy
Best activity done with the aliens that caught you and probed you:
Ate spicy nachos & frozen yogurt
Villains with the best hobby:
Humiliskaters that start roller brawls
Characters in a story that was one page long:
Rhiannon, Shannon, Mikayla, Kaitlyn, Madison, Amber, Lauren, Tyanna, Claire, Irene, and a detective
FACK PIE. LOL I really just love this one and I have no idea what the hell it even means.
Pies don't sing!!! I screamed how can a pie sing lik a opre (opera) pirso (person). Hay Blake wate is your favrat (favorite) pie? Puckme pie is me {mine) porsule (personally). Well I like FACK PIE. The end.
Best Strange Objects Found:
1. A tarantula with the head of a Beagle
2. A half girl/half boy, who looks like they're on fire
3. Flying pigs, cows, and donkeys that wear underwear as hats
4. A machine that makes fun, but it's broken, so it makes candy that tastes like broccoli
5. A booger in a silver breef case.
6. Wonka Golden Ticket
All Thumbs:
I showed my mom. She reconised (recognized) the object, but she couldn't put her thumb on it.
Weirdest Spelling of a Name:
Psymon
Best mispelling:
tush = touch
Best Endings:
1. We were crowned princesses of the world.
2. Then I said hey this could be our friendship bug! So we buried it. The End.
Tales from the 3rd grade Crypt:
1. The alien said "Look at me I'm cute, but if you don't I will turn you into ash!"
2. I found a dead head. The dead head was sitting on my nightstand and it turned and said "I am going to kill you." My dad went to get his shotgun to shoot the dead head dead.
Essays by Stewie Griffin:
1. But Gavin yelled "No! We give it to the police or perish!"
2. Winfield was attacked by a leopard seal, which killed him. We watched the bloody, red, bones float away.
3. "Willum," I sed, "you have made a grand discovery!"
Best Superpower:
A kid snaps his fingers and his head catches on fire.
Kid apparently lives in Jerusalem, Arizona:
Characters: Christopher, Ernesto, Eliu, Jorge, Steve, Jesus F., Jesus V., Josafat
That's What She Said:
The metal was so hard I past out.
Free Xenu!:
In a story entitled Hollywood Days: The girl went to Hollywood and met Jessi McCartney, Tim McGraw, Kilyee Manoeg (Kylie Minogue), Tom Cruise and Katie (LMAO no last name given here), Madonna and Jack Black.
Macro Speak:
I said, "man we had a advencher today." they both said "Yah rite ther with ya."
Life without straightening irons:
They were in the 60's now it was so cool but Anna didn't like her frizzy hair.
Cheer up, emo kid:
As tiars (tears) slide down my face there went the strange object.
Most random statement of the day:
I started diggin for gold while eating a 9 year old sandwich. Tom said it was filled with moldy cheese. He could be the meanest dirtbag at school.
Words of Wisdom:
I'd rather lick a cat than eat a cricket.
Most insane story of the day:
They found an object that at first they though it was an earring, then they thought it was Elvis, and it turned out to be a pair of underwear O_o
I am so sick of stories involving aliens and/or diamonds. It's got to be 80% of the papers, just about those two things. I grade around 400 papers a day, so you can imagine it's getting old. Really, really old haha.
+ In other news, I'm officially hooked on Supernatural. And I am honestly surprised at how much better it got at the very end of the first season, starting with the one when John found them. And all of the sudden there was all this...character development LOL. And I like that both boys are lovable, but in totally different ways. Dean's my favorite, and it's not just because he's ridiculously, RIDICULOUSLY pretty and he gets all the cool one-liners. But he's the oldest and I'm the oldest and I feel for him. Oh, Dean. &hearts
Tonight I shall make icons.
OH and also, Matthew Fox needs to hire Jeffrey Dean Morgan to give him private "How to Cry Like a Man" lessons. Please.
+ I made myself a new shiny profile yesterday. It took like 4 hours because I lose at html. Oh well, I love it now that it's all done. I even made my own last.fm player so it would match haha.
+ Today at work I realized the woman who sits across from me looks like Ricky Gervais with strawberry blonde hair LOL.
Best advice given by 8 year olds:
It had red rubies, divine diamonds, and nasty necklaces. My friends said "Girlfriend, keep the box!"
INSANE strings of letters that I managed to understand:
bkamorfrandandskrathspdraway! = Became our friend and scared the spider away
Fainoli awolbcowhowm = Finally I would go home
nobotkrakmeopin = No, don't crack me open
wichups = wood chips
stranospt = strange object
Insane strings of letters I was totally unable to understand:
wahick
indiriclea (which I know looks like "indirectly" but it didn't make sense in context at ALL)
camarafloche (again, not camouflage haha)
Best name for an alien:
Leroy
Best activity done with the aliens that caught you and probed you:
Ate spicy nachos & frozen yogurt
Villains with the best hobby:
Humiliskaters that start roller brawls
Characters in a story that was one page long:
Rhiannon, Shannon, Mikayla, Kaitlyn, Madison, Amber, Lauren, Tyanna, Claire, Irene, and a detective
FACK PIE. LOL I really just love this one and I have no idea what the hell it even means.
Pies don't sing!!! I screamed how can a pie sing lik a opre (opera) pirso (person). Hay Blake wate is your favrat (favorite) pie? Puckme pie is me {mine) porsule (personally). Well I like FACK PIE. The end.
Best Strange Objects Found:
1. A tarantula with the head of a Beagle
2. A half girl/half boy, who looks like they're on fire
3. Flying pigs, cows, and donkeys that wear underwear as hats
4. A machine that makes fun, but it's broken, so it makes candy that tastes like broccoli
5. A booger in a silver breef case.
6. Wonka Golden Ticket
All Thumbs:
I showed my mom. She reconised (recognized) the object, but she couldn't put her thumb on it.
Weirdest Spelling of a Name:
Psymon
Best mispelling:
tush = touch
Best Endings:
1. We were crowned princesses of the world.
2. Then I said hey this could be our friendship bug! So we buried it. The End.
Tales from the 3rd grade Crypt:
1. The alien said "Look at me I'm cute, but if you don't I will turn you into ash!"
2. I found a dead head. The dead head was sitting on my nightstand and it turned and said "I am going to kill you." My dad went to get his shotgun to shoot the dead head dead.
Essays by Stewie Griffin:
1. But Gavin yelled "No! We give it to the police or perish!"
2. Winfield was attacked by a leopard seal, which killed him. We watched the bloody, red, bones float away.
3. "Willum," I sed, "you have made a grand discovery!"
Best Superpower:
A kid snaps his fingers and his head catches on fire.
Kid apparently lives in Jerusalem, Arizona:
Characters: Christopher, Ernesto, Eliu, Jorge, Steve, Jesus F., Jesus V., Josafat
That's What She Said:
The metal was so hard I past out.
Free Xenu!:
In a story entitled Hollywood Days: The girl went to Hollywood and met Jessi McCartney, Tim McGraw, Kilyee Manoeg (Kylie Minogue), Tom Cruise and Katie (LMAO no last name given here), Madonna and Jack Black.
Macro Speak:
I said, "man we had a advencher today." they both said "Yah rite ther with ya."
Life without straightening irons:
They were in the 60's now it was so cool but Anna didn't like her frizzy hair.
Cheer up, emo kid:
As tiars (tears) slide down my face there went the strange object.
Most random statement of the day:
I started diggin for gold while eating a 9 year old sandwich. Tom said it was filled with moldy cheese. He could be the meanest dirtbag at school.
Words of Wisdom:
I'd rather lick a cat than eat a cricket.
Most insane story of the day:
They found an object that at first they though it was an earring, then they thought it was Elvis, and it turned out to be a pair of underwear O_o
I am so sick of stories involving aliens and/or diamonds. It's got to be 80% of the papers, just about those two things. I grade around 400 papers a day, so you can imagine it's getting old. Really, really old haha.
+ In other news, I'm officially hooked on Supernatural. And I am honestly surprised at how much better it got at the very end of the first season, starting with the one when John found them. And all of the sudden there was all this...character development LOL. And I like that both boys are lovable, but in totally different ways. Dean's my favorite, and it's not just because he's ridiculously, RIDICULOUSLY pretty and he gets all the cool one-liners. But he's the oldest and I'm the oldest and I feel for him. Oh, Dean. &hearts
Tonight I shall make icons.
OH and also, Matthew Fox needs to hire Jeffrey Dean Morgan to give him private "How to Cry Like a Man" lessons. Please.
+ I made myself a new shiny profile yesterday. It took like 4 hours because I lose at html. Oh well, I love it now that it's all done. I even made my own last.fm player so it would match haha.
+ Today at work I realized the woman who sits across from me looks like Ricky Gervais with strawberry blonde hair LOL.