Our hero.
Thanks to everyone for submitting everything! I had Jears running down my face from laughter. ;_;
"These are not the jears you're looking for..." *jedi mind trick* enders_girl
You there! Have I controlled you yet today? lorien_maiden
Fuck you and the horse Kate rode in on. coell
ET, go home. mellafe
The Bride may now take the Groom's balls. the_woodshed
*reads* "If you can read this, my face is up there." giant_ant
"It's just that I asked for lilies and these are orchids." coell
"I can't marry you...I don't love you as much as I love me." lumaria
o man I ALWAYS CRY AT WEDDINGS/EVERYWHERE buttfacemakani
I will finally loose my virginity *Jears* shiparker
Mmm...yeah....Vincent...right there...ooooh yeah. saphira_drag
*farts a little* buttfacemakani
Even in his sleep, Jack manages to cry. truffle_shuffle
*dreams of fixing things* aiken_4clay
Jack's best Blue Steel just_float
uh, John, how long have you'd had that pierced? julyqueen
It's not fair! Why won't McDreamy date ME? cubicalgirl
"What's a matter, Jack? Having a LOCK problem?" hellomightydog
I hate high school! Everyone's a jerk! nickel_curry
"Six, five, four, three, two, one. READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!" dawniky
jack it's not a vending machine. your dollar is gone, man. princesslucky
Please don't throw garbage at me. superfrayed
No, it's nothing. Just spicy food. strawberrymelon
why would you even SAY that? Harry and Hermione do NOT belong together! gladiolishaker
You mean Bambi's mom is not just sleeping? gabsy
MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA! promiseoftin
"How do I put this in words you understand? I....like....men." frodolives
Listen to me! I hit you because I love you. hellomightydog
Kate, please... Jate is Fate. Don't listen to writers, skaters, average viewer, my blind uncle, my dog, Ben, all those smart people... Jate is freaking fate! shiparker
"I don't know how to tell you this, Kate... but I'm pregnant. And the baby isn't yours." flyingspatulas
camera one...camera two... gladiolishaker
"Gross! That's what a vagina looks like?" just_float
"What? This IS my sexy wink!" lumaria
You're right Locke! When you squint it DOES look like the Eiffel Tower!! queenofnarnia
Possible Silly Ass Grey's Anatomy Nickname #1: McWiggy. frodolives
Weary is the head that wears the wig. babyraven
"There? Did you hear it? My nose is whistling." coell
Professional crier. Do not attempt. merry_holdwine
jack's impresonation of peter petrelli left much to be desired. missuniverse93
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me! supertrink
See? My mascara doesn't even run! picksthemusic
"Yeah... yeah I AM awesome! Yeah!" black_mascara
MmmMmmm...Tea Bags. the_woodshed
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA opiumgaze
We might have a position for you. In fact, we might have several positions for you. crazy_megan
Sammich time? hellomightydog
*beatbox* rockit, don't stop it ethel_aldehyde
RESPECT MY AUTHORA-TAH! lorien_maiden
Could I be any more intense? picksthemusic
Redact it! REDACT IT! superfrayed
"You're well on your way to getting in my pants, Mister." frodolives
Uhh.. Never did it with a bottle before! geeklike
oh, i think you know what uncomfortable place i'm talking about... ethel_aldehyde
Two more beers and that Cher song is mine to mangle jiggawha
Are you sure you wanna go there? Cause I'll go there. picksthemusic
Ooo, is this one of those "virgin" drinks? princesslucky
Filthy mud-blood! geeklike
I don't understand...you want to see other people? Only other people? superfrayed
If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it. merry_holdwine
Jack does his best Bush impression promiseoftin
Monkey!Jack amuses spectators at the Others zoo morningstar4
Whatchu talkin' bout, Kate? lumaria
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. the_woodshed
"MAybe I AM a douche?" just_float
THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF THE DEAD KID FROM STAND BY ME daphne1d
Upon hearing they couldn't get the wasted hour that was Stranger in a Strange Land of their life back, the fans showed no mercy. queenofnarnia
Jeez all I did was grab your ass, Sawyer. buttfacemakani
Not the face, its how I make my livin's. jiggawha
On hearing ack_attack's new contest, Jack despairs. giant_ant
I really Schruted it. superfrayed
I just stumbled upon Rachel's lj. julyqueen
This car runs on Jears daphne1d
I’ve made a huge mistake merry_holdwine AND gabsy OMG
I should have known Bai Ling would give me the clap. katie1238
I want to cry so bad. But I don't think I can spare the moisture. superfrayed
Yeah, well... SO'S YOUR FACE! deidarachan
HARDER! jelpen2013
THIS...IS...SPARTAH! hellomightydog
Velociraptors attack! just_float
See my grillz! townsjr
But i need to fix you *whimpers* silver_moon22
Sometimes I wish we could just get away from it all. Go to a tropical island or something. hellomightydog
Look what I made! AN OCEAN OF MY OWN TEARS! truffle_shuffle
Hey! Acting classes! thereflections
UDDERS! flyingspatulas
OMG ANA-LUCIA'S DROWNING! Someone save her! ... No one? promiseoftin
I think I saw the last of my dignity somewhere in the water! green_queen
My father's love is THAT way! geeklike
HANG JEARS EVERYBODY! daphne1d
REAVERS!!! superfrayed
OMGWTFTREEFROG!!!1!!1! picksthemusic
WOAH Sawyer has a big fish biscuit! silver_moon22
"I just... thought... I could be as cool as Sawyer..." black_mascara
It burns when I pee. evening_star
I was going to ask Kate out but now she's going on a walk with Sawyer and this ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME. hellomightydog
Awww man...I dropped my marshmallow! NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS TO ME! daphne1d
"Well aren't you just a fucking little ray of sunshine, skippy." frodolives
that's what she said mellafe & crazy_megan
"Well isn't that special." supertrink
*does best Jim Face impression* picksthemusic
"did you just suggest I sit in economy class? I'm a DOCTOR, miss!" oonak
And the Photoshop winners!
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By shesnotasecret_:
By larebear
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and the bonus:
By princesslucky:
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By daphne1d:
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By moeyknight:
By iamalreadyinuse:
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P.S. BSG people: ongoing post for the finale going up in 25 minutes!!! ;lkdjflks