BLOODYMARE: REQUIEM: BLOODYMARE (or the return of an AO classic-style post)
Acierocolotl: Bweeeheehee. Xfire has been shoving this "bloodiest mmo" ad at me for awhile. So independantly of xfire, I went to take a look. I am laughing uncharitably.
PurpleXVI: THE BLOODIEST?
Acierocolotl: Yes. It is called BLOODYMARE: REQUIEM, and the pictures are all strewn with red, like a kid cut loose with a red sugar squirter at a cake factory.
PurpleXVI: Hahahah. That's AWESOME.
Acierocolotl: It is a game! With blood! Also it is in open beta at the moment. I'm half of a mind to suggest we beta this thing together.
PurpleXVI: ...Wait, is it seriously called BLOODYMARE?
Acierocolotl: Yes. Just go past the age check, check out the screenies.
PurpleXVI: ...Is that honestly an in-lined video where the preview picture is red blood cels? ...And wow, I swear that the picture at the top loaded WITHOUT blood at first.
Acierocolotl: Who can tell. I can not. But I know, oh my stars and garters, that there's an open beta for it. I've no especial need to go in on my own, the thing looks laughable.
PurpleXVI: Oh God, that lower right screenshot.
Acierocolotl: Oh yes. This thing has the hallmarks of being a classic.
PurpleXVI: Whenever anyone tells me they're playing an MMO, I'm going to harangue them for not playing THE BLOODIEST MMO.
Acierocolotl: Hah! I can't help but grin. This shit is hilarious.
PurpleXVI: Man, thanks for pointing this out, I thought it'd honestly just be red-coloured dullness, but godduh, there are laughs here.
Acierocolotl: So you wanna check it out for real live screenshot action?
PurpleXVI: Oh God, man, I'm really not sure I could survive that. Though, y'know... What if it's actually GOOD? What if it's not shit?
Acierocolotl: Then the joke's on us. But come on. What are the odds of it being good.
And thus did our heroes struggle, in vain, to get signed up for the beta. Apparently, the makers of REQUIEM: BLOODYMARE: REQUIEM did not like secure browsers.
Acierocolotl: I'm'a just delete this torrent. This is too much work for too little reward. I wonder if they're gonna sit there and think to themselves, "Damn, why come nobody signed up? Don't they like BLOOD?!"
PurpleXVI: Maybe for their next one they'll try BONES. Or BRAINS. Or GUTS. Or SKIN.
Acierocolotl: BONEMARE: THE COLONING It has to have a goddamn colon in the title. It must.
PurpleXVI: SKULLMARE: THE SPLEENING
PurpleXVI: THE BLOODIEST?
Acierocolotl: Yes. It is called BLOODYMARE: REQUIEM, and the pictures are all strewn with red, like a kid cut loose with a red sugar squirter at a cake factory.
PurpleXVI: Hahahah. That's AWESOME.
Acierocolotl: It is a game! With blood! Also it is in open beta at the moment. I'm half of a mind to suggest we beta this thing together.
PurpleXVI: ...Wait, is it seriously called BLOODYMARE?
Acierocolotl: Yes. Just go past the age check, check out the screenies.
PurpleXVI: ...Is that honestly an in-lined video where the preview picture is red blood cels? ...And wow, I swear that the picture at the top loaded WITHOUT blood at first.
Acierocolotl: Who can tell. I can not. But I know, oh my stars and garters, that there's an open beta for it. I've no especial need to go in on my own, the thing looks laughable.
PurpleXVI: Oh God, that lower right screenshot.
Acierocolotl: Oh yes. This thing has the hallmarks of being a classic.
PurpleXVI: Whenever anyone tells me they're playing an MMO, I'm going to harangue them for not playing THE BLOODIEST MMO.
Acierocolotl: Hah! I can't help but grin. This shit is hilarious.
PurpleXVI: Man, thanks for pointing this out, I thought it'd honestly just be red-coloured dullness, but godduh, there are laughs here.
Acierocolotl: So you wanna check it out for real live screenshot action?
PurpleXVI: Oh God, man, I'm really not sure I could survive that. Though, y'know... What if it's actually GOOD? What if it's not shit?
Acierocolotl: Then the joke's on us. But come on. What are the odds of it being good.
And thus did our heroes struggle, in vain, to get signed up for the beta. Apparently, the makers of REQUIEM: BLOODYMARE: REQUIEM did not like secure browsers.
Acierocolotl: I'm'a just delete this torrent. This is too much work for too little reward. I wonder if they're gonna sit there and think to themselves, "Damn, why come nobody signed up? Don't they like BLOOD?!"
PurpleXVI: Maybe for their next one they'll try BONES. Or BRAINS. Or GUTS. Or SKIN.
Acierocolotl: BONEMARE: THE COLONING It has to have a goddamn colon in the title. It must.
PurpleXVI: SKULLMARE: THE SPLEENING