So how was it for you?
Supernatural season premiere. This is my version of commentary.
(also known as the blow by blow account where I say fuck about seventy times and exorcise my right to cuss a blue streak.) Just warnin' ya ahead of time. I'm surprised I kiss my mother with this mouth.
Episode 2.01:
"In My Time of Dying"
Damn I love Bobby.
And the intro music. Gah. Fuck yeah.
Dear CCR, I spent the summer getting the chills every time I heard 'Bad Moon'. Thanks for not letting me down.
Heh. Sam. Ready to kick demon ass even while bleeding.
Son of a bitch ripped her door off. *pets hurty!Metallicar*
Damn. That was a big demon.
I know this is a horrible time to laugh, but didn't I just gush about a fic like this? Because, yeah. Truck driver emo.
Oooooh snappage. God I think I might overload on TEH DEAN.
Er....and that high pitched squeaking noise? That was me. Omg. I have gone fangirl.
- commercial break -
"Give me some ghost whispering or somethin" *snicker*
Dammit. I hate when they say 'if.'
"Go find some hoodoo priest and lay some mojo on me. I'll be fine."
*shivers* Papa Winchester. You look good enough to eat. With a spoon.
"I'll find some hoodoo priest and lay some mojo on him." ahem. Well. I was going to go on about the fabulousness of a repeat line...but it just sounds so much dirtier now that I think about it. I'm sure you will Sam.
HA! Bobby towing the Impala. We so called it.
Kim Manners directed and produced this ep. I would have that man's babies.
Oh my baby. *whimpers and clings to the Impala*
Sam: "When he gets better, he's gonna want to fix this..." *dances in glee* Damn skippy Sammy boy. I might have to reconsider my love of Bobby though. Okay, well guess not then.
- more annoying interruptions disguised as commercials (Ahem. & yes, I've pretty much bitten through my lip and torn the stuffing out of our new down bed top) -
Hey, wait, there was J2. which looks suspiciously like an interrupted Jensen!tackle by Jared. Though he's always doing those, so it's not like I'm surprised or anything, heh.
'stupid macho showdown' *snort* Er, Sam. please never say that again.
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Hell YEAH.
"Dude, I full on Swayzed that mother." Best. Line. Ever.
God Sammy, don't cry. Because then I'll cry. And my mascara will run. And it stings like a bitch when it gets in my eye dammit. So stop looking pitiful. Get your psychic mojo in gear and start psychic-ing. Less crying....unless you really have to. In which case I can forgive you because you have the angstyness that cannot be denied.
Dean: "...and if I can grab it, I can kill it." I have every confidence in you Deano. Go kick some ass.
Am I dead?
That sorta depends.
Heh, way to go dude.
See Sam, I knew your psychic thing just needed some warming up.
Lol, anyone else need to page Dr. Kripke?
- Oh for the love of God. Begone stupid popcorn car. And no, I really don't care to buy a new bra right now. Or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on dvd. Plus, those new Domino's commercials just freak me out. -
Ouija board? You bought a Ouija board? *cackles* what do you think....Never mind.
Okay can I just admit that I have a hosptital bracelet kink. Yes it's fucked up. And yes, I thought I'd gotten over it. But. Dean. He. Oh hell, it just pushes all my freaky buttons, alright?
John, wtf are you doing in a boiler room???? Didn't we learn what happens to screwed up little boys who go into boiler rooms back in Asylum? I thought so. *wants to bitch slap Papa Winchester* ... and then possibly *feel up Papa Winchester* whichever comes first. I'm not really picky.
XD Just wouldn't be right if we didn't have one "Son of a bitch." Classic Dean. Gotta love it.
John, you stupid ass. Hey, fireworks. And who else loved the fan/light effect? Damn cool if you ask me.
"How stupid do you think I am?" That's not the best question to be asking the demon that possessed you Johnny boy. Just sayin'. And you want to make a deal? HAve you flipped your gourd. This is The Demon. Not freaking Howie Mandel. There's reasons 'deal' and 'devil' don't go together well.
- well that's a cute dog. and some nice pants. really. but you need to bring back the Winchesters now. Thank you. -
Chick. flick. moment. But I've been waiting all night to hear that 'just started to be brothers again' line.
I want to punch that chick in the mouth. Not because she's a reaper so much, just have a need to knock her on her ass.
Damn. That angry spirit speech....OW.
What do you know dammit!?@!#^&^ Agghhhh. That man makes me so... Bastard.
Dude, demons can possess reapers? Cool.
- I'm really tired of enduring Employee of the Month trailers. -
He doesn't remember anything? Wtf?
What did the demon want? Change that -- what did John give up?!? I have a bad feeling I know. And I really wish I didn't.
I hate him. I love him. I want to kick his ass. Hmmm. I feel very Sam-like. (well, you know Winchester-like. whatever.)
'Go get me a cup of caffeine'?.....come on John, I know you're up to something.
and what the HELL was THAT about? Was that a hug or...never mind. Papa Winchester is teh mysterious.
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OH FUCK.
10:41 am. I hate you. but really I'm not surprised.
if anyone wants to talk about it more or share your own squeeness, just comment and fire away. :D
(also known as the blow by blow account where I say fuck about seventy times and exorcise my right to cuss a blue streak.) Just warnin' ya ahead of time. I'm surprised I kiss my mother with this mouth.
Episode 2.01:
"In My Time of Dying"
Damn I love Bobby.
And the intro music. Gah. Fuck yeah.
Dear CCR, I spent the summer getting the chills every time I heard 'Bad Moon'. Thanks for not letting me down.
Heh. Sam. Ready to kick demon ass even while bleeding.
Son of a bitch ripped her door off. *pets hurty!Metallicar*
Damn. That was a big demon.
I know this is a horrible time to laugh, but didn't I just gush about a fic like this? Because, yeah. Truck driver emo.
Oooooh snappage. God I think I might overload on TEH DEAN.
Er....and that high pitched squeaking noise? That was me. Omg. I have gone fangirl.
- commercial break -
"Give me some ghost whispering or somethin" *snicker*
Dammit. I hate when they say 'if.'
"Go find some hoodoo priest and lay some mojo on me. I'll be fine."
*shivers* Papa Winchester. You look good enough to eat. With a spoon.
"I'll find some hoodoo priest and lay some mojo on him." ahem. Well. I was going to go on about the fabulousness of a repeat line...but it just sounds so much dirtier now that I think about it. I'm sure you will Sam.
HA! Bobby towing the Impala. We so called it.
Kim Manners directed and produced this ep. I would have that man's babies.
Oh my baby. *whimpers and clings to the Impala*
Sam: "When he gets better, he's gonna want to fix this..." *dances in glee* Damn skippy Sammy boy. I might have to reconsider my love of Bobby though. Okay, well guess not then.
- more annoying interruptions disguised as commercials (Ahem. & yes, I've pretty much bitten through my lip and torn the stuffing out of our new down bed top) -
Hey, wait, there was J2. which looks suspiciously like an interrupted Jensen!tackle by Jared. Though he's always doing those, so it's not like I'm surprised or anything, heh.
'stupid macho showdown' *snort* Er, Sam. please never say that again.
...
Hell YEAH.
"Dude, I full on Swayzed that mother." Best. Line. Ever.
God Sammy, don't cry. Because then I'll cry. And my mascara will run. And it stings like a bitch when it gets in my eye dammit. So stop looking pitiful. Get your psychic mojo in gear and start psychic-ing. Less crying....unless you really have to. In which case I can forgive you because you have the angstyness that cannot be denied.
Dean: "...and if I can grab it, I can kill it." I have every confidence in you Deano. Go kick some ass.
Am I dead?
That sorta depends.
Heh, way to go dude.
See Sam, I knew your psychic thing just needed some warming up.
Lol, anyone else need to page Dr. Kripke?
- Oh for the love of God. Begone stupid popcorn car. And no, I really don't care to buy a new bra right now. Or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on dvd. Plus, those new Domino's commercials just freak me out. -
Ouija board? You bought a Ouija board? *cackles* what do you think....Never mind.
Okay can I just admit that I have a hosptital bracelet kink. Yes it's fucked up. And yes, I thought I'd gotten over it. But. Dean. He. Oh hell, it just pushes all my freaky buttons, alright?
John, wtf are you doing in a boiler room???? Didn't we learn what happens to screwed up little boys who go into boiler rooms back in Asylum? I thought so. *wants to bitch slap Papa Winchester* ... and then possibly *feel up Papa Winchester* whichever comes first. I'm not really picky.
XD Just wouldn't be right if we didn't have one "Son of a bitch." Classic Dean. Gotta love it.
John, you stupid ass. Hey, fireworks. And who else loved the fan/light effect? Damn cool if you ask me.
"How stupid do you think I am?" That's not the best question to be asking the demon that possessed you Johnny boy. Just sayin'. And you want to make a deal? HAve you flipped your gourd. This is The Demon. Not freaking Howie Mandel. There's reasons 'deal' and 'devil' don't go together well.
- well that's a cute dog. and some nice pants. really. but you need to bring back the Winchesters now. Thank you. -
Chick. flick. moment. But I've been waiting all night to hear that 'just started to be brothers again' line.
I want to punch that chick in the mouth. Not because she's a reaper so much, just have a need to knock her on her ass.
Damn. That angry spirit speech....OW.
What do you know dammit!?@!#^&^ Agghhhh. That man makes me so... Bastard.
Dude, demons can possess reapers? Cool.
- I'm really tired of enduring Employee of the Month trailers. -
He doesn't remember anything? Wtf?
What did the demon want? Change that -- what did John give up?!? I have a bad feeling I know. And I really wish I didn't.
I hate him. I love him. I want to kick his ass. Hmmm. I feel very Sam-like. (well, you know Winchester-like. whatever.)
'Go get me a cup of caffeine'?.....come on John, I know you're up to something.
and what the HELL was THAT about? Was that a hug or...never mind. Papa Winchester is teh mysterious.
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OH FUCK.
10:41 am. I hate you. but really I'm not surprised.
if anyone wants to talk about it more or share your own squeeness, just comment and fire away. :D