8.09
"Citizen Fang"
Sorry I’m gonna be over here for the rest of the night, screaming and flailing because BENNY. And MARTIN. - even tho I know it’s probably gonna end up bad for Martin. because, you know. hunter + vamp. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME???!?!?!
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BENNY. BENNY, BABY.
Oh come on - like you didn't know that guy was gonna bite it
WHY U GOT TRUST ISSUES, SAMMY? Y U CAN'T LEAVE
Dean. DEAN. MARTIN IS FUCKING AMAZING, SO JUST STOP JUDGING.
D: You put Mostly-okay Martin on Benny?
STOP WAITING FOR A FIGHT SAM GODDAMNIT. STOP WANTING ONE.
Good boy, Dean. Though Martin does have a point. We should at least be looking at a body. Investigating these things.
Martin: What in God's great creation could a Winchester owe a vampire?
COULD WE NOT HAVE MARTIN BE A CASUALTY, PLEASE
WILL YOU STOP WITH THE GODDAMN FLASHBACKS ALREADY
Okay. Here's my take: Elizabeth 'Miss Down Home Gumbo Shack Owner' did it. Step away from that smile and charming accent, Dean.
Benny. BENNY BABY NO. (I feel I'm gonna be saying that a lot tonite...)
DEAN, PUT THAT MACHETE DOWN. THIS IS BENNY. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!
Rogue vamp. Okay. And he's leaving Benny 'presents' like a cat.
Benny: I know it's hard to believe, but I haven't always been this cute and cuddly.
HOLY FUCK. BENNY HAS A GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER. ELIZABETH IS HIS GRANDKID. DEAN, FUCK. YOU ARE LUSTING AFTER BENNY'S BABY. I would...consider putting the brakes on. You see that look, Benny knows you Dean Winchester.
Sam's all: Please don't call him 'your boy.' I can't think about Dean and a vampire and the kind of things 'your boy' brings up for me.
CAN Y'ALL NOT FIGHT.
also, wtf just happened to Dean chin? Maybe that's just my tv. it went way too Jay Leno there for a minute.
MARTIN. MARTIN FUCKING I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS, CALM DOWN. Also, now might be a good time to shut up.
AND OH MY GOD WHY ARE WE FLASHBACKING AGAIN, AND OVER THAT and holy fuck IS THAT DON. THAT'S DON.
Oh, this is gonna get real interesting. Real fast.
Hate to point this out, Sam but Dean may be 'choosing Benny' but you are choosing Martin. SO DO YOU HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON. Hell to the no.
Benny: Dean, this is my fight. Now are you in - or are you out?
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD MARTIN IS GONNA GET GOT BY DESMOND THE ROGUE VAMP. I KNOW IT. GODDAMNIT THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT. (also, pretty sure something terrible's gonna happen to Elizabeth and Benny's gonna lose his shit - ALSO NOT WHAT I WANT.)
Also, Sam completely just left Martin's ass out in the middle of the woods. WHAT. THE. HELL. Sam, that is dirty pool.
you know Dean, I'm beginning to think this is a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad idea.
OH DESMOND. YOU JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG WINCHESTER. BENNY SAYS SO.
BENNY WANTS YOUR BODY DEAN. Blood, I mean your blood. [and yes, I want Benny/Dean like BURNING. All I want for Christmas is some consensual blood sharing and a nice fuck in that deranged camper.]
AND FUCK SAM, YOU LEFT MARTIN IN THE WOODS FOR AMELIA?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually thought you left him for DEAN. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.
D: Guys like us, we don't get homes...
BENNY/DEAN FOREVAH
MARTIN IS DEAD. MARTIN IS GONNA DIE. MARTIN IS A VAMPIRE. MARTIN HAS KILLED BENNY. SOMETHING FUCKED UP HAS HAPPENED I DON'T KNOW WHAT - MARTIN, WHAT IN GODDAMN HELL'S NAME ARE YOU DOING???????!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED EITHER.
BennyBENNYBENNYBENNY
Oh Martin, you were a good guy. You were an awesome hunter that lost your way and you just wanted to help people and you got in over your head and you got hurt and WHY DID THEY WRITE THIS, THIS WAY. WHYWHYWHYWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh cherie he ain't gonna tell you, he's gonna show you...okay. He's a better man than everyone, damnit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'VE KILLED BENNY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU - THIS IS BOBBY LEVEL BETRAYAL GODDAMNIT
OH BENNY OH BENNY PLEASE. PLEASE. please.
/wails I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING. THEY SAVED BENNY. BUT THEY MURDERED MARTIN. SWEET, HUMBLE, TRYING-SO-HARD MARTIN. TURNED HIM INTO A MONSTER AND KILLED HIM TWICE.
also, 100% pretty sure Don sent Sam that message. Dick. Whoops. Dean. DAMNIT.
No, you don't know what happened. You don't know at all. OH DEAN. OH BENNY. OH SAM. OH HELL.
FUCK. Now that isn't what I was expecting. GO AWAY AMELIA /ducks flying shoes
THIS SHOW. WHAT DO I DO WITH IT.