8.04, pt 1
"Bitten"
Yeah, that's a good way to start an ep.
Um....I don't think he's alive Sam. LIKE AT ALL.
but really how happy am i excited to see another werewolf ep. this better be a werewolf ep.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE BLAIR WITCH TREATMENT NEEDS TO STOP IT'S MAKING ME NAUSEOUS
Dude, you are a creeper. OH MY GOD YOU ARE FILMING EACH OTHER FILMING EACH OTHER. GET A GRIP - ALSO, CREEPY ROOMMATE SEX IS CREEPY. IS THERE NOT A BRO-CODE?
I srsly think this girl is fucking gorgeous [okay she's named Katie]
OH HEY, HE'S READING WEEKLY WORLD NEWS
The three of them need to just jump in bed together already. This would make me happy.
I think he called you 'asshat' ASSHAT. course he coulda called you ASSBUTT.
Brian: Look look look, Starsky & Hutch
Mike: Rizzoli and Isles
Also, stalker kids are stalkery - but it is fucking surreal
WORKPLACE ROMANCE VIBE
OKAY, THAT IS NOT COOL. NOT COOL. I LIKE THAT GUY. FOR FUCK'S SAKE I DON'T WANT HIM TO TURN.
AGAIN, THE THREE OF YOU NEED TO GET TOGETHER
Oh fuck, well that was awkward. #openingdoorfail
Michael: Am I a superhero now? [NOOOOOOOooooo honey, you're not /wails]
i do like that dress. that is a fucking pretty dress.
Mike: Nothing heroic to see here, just a delicious bagel.
Brian (loudest whisper ever): Dudes dudes dudes, it's the FBI
Sam, you look like a dork. What the hell.
MAYAN GOD. WHAT. But holy hell goddamn they look good walking away
"I am a god." NO. NO YOU ARE NOT. Run away. FUCKING RUN AWAY. FROM YOURSELF. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I have doubts about all of y'all with the baseball bats. Um. No. You don't want to catch up with him. You really really don't wanna catch up with him.
>_> Told you