8.02
"What's Up, Tiger Mommy?"
Um. Soooooooo. Yeah. Now we've got...What. The. Hell. IS. THAT?!?
alright, bank teller girl - RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! Nevermind.
Cheeseburger. Again.
Kevin: CHANNING'S BROKEN NECK IS MY PROBLEM!
He has a point, Dean.
'Tiger Mom' seriously, did I miss something? do we codename parents now? Can I codename mine? Can we codename everybody?
Wow. Way to kill all the demons.
This is way creepy. So. Creepy. Like that lady isn't a demon. BUT LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FACES - FUCKING TOLD YOU! CREEPER LADY WAS A DEMON. Holy hell. Wait. DON'T NAME HER EUNICE. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO NAME HER EUNICE. But besides the point, the look on Kevin's mom face when Sam&Dean
Tiger Mom: Prophet of the Lord, huh? That does have a nice ring to it.
Heh. Y'all should really be prepared to be de-nied by a woman half your size.
OH MY GOD DEAN, COULD YOU REALLY NOT LOOK AT KEVIN'S MOM LIKE THAT. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS DEAN IS IN FUCKING LOVE. Oh for God's sake Kevin, get a grip man.
WALK WALK WINCHESTER BABY
Y'all fail @ interrogation
SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' seriously WHAT THE HELL, SAM?
FLASHBACK. PURGATORY FLASHBACK. DEAN. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.
...Wait.
Did that monster/werewolf/whatthehellever just say “You’ll find your angel there” BECAUSE. NO. JUST. NO.
KEVIN'S MOTHER. MOTHER OF THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR.
WHO THE HELL IS THIS WHITE RABBIT MOTHERFUCKER?!?!?!!!
Dean: Well thank you Mr Peanut!
SAM. DON'T DO IT. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Dean: NO. Say it and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren
DEAN IS GONNA SET THAT MOTHERFUCKER OFF
Yep. & he really likes that knife.
Welp, guess that plan tanked...but CROWLEY!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK, SUPER MOM JUST FUCKING PUNCHED CROWLEY!
Crowley: Listen to Moose, Squirrel [ROCKY & BULLWINKLE REFERENCE, I LOVE YOU]
Er, okay Alfie...AND FUCK YES ANOTHER ANGEL PLEASE GOD CAN WE KEEP HIM TOO?????!?!!?!!!!
Alfie the angel [who I didn't get his legit name, whoops]: Too much heart was always Castiel's problem
CAS. CAS, BB. OH HONEY I LOVE YOU I WANT YOU BACK PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
D: I prayed to you every night, Cas
AND THEY HUGGED. OH GOD, THEY HUGGED. FUCK MY LIFE.
Dean. DEAN. THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA, DEAN. TERRIBLE.
D: You're bidding the moon?
FUCK YOU WHITE RABBIT. I DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER ANY MORE. GODDAMNIT I DON’T EVEN. JUST NO. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
“It’s not about the quantity, Chief. It’s the sacrifice.”
Wait, does Crowley even have..... Didn’t think so. But nice theatrics, darlin.
ALFIE. ALFIE I LOVE YOU. WAIT, FUCK YOU ALFIE. SUPERMOM BELIEVES IN THE WINCHESTERS <3
That guy is way too involved with Thor's Hammer
WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Goddamnit, NO. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU CROWLEY. FUCK THE WHITE RABBIT. FUCK YOU ALL.
SAM JUST USED THOR'S HAMMER. SAM. THOR'S HAMMER. YISSSSSSSSSSS. [& straight from tumblr: "does that make Dean Loki?"]
Oh Kevin, oh honey. Baby. DAMNIT SHOW. I HATE THAT YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME. AND OH MY GOD I KNEW IT - I KNEW HE WAS GONNA TAKE OFF. YOU TRIED TO KILL HIS MOM, DEAN. These things do not endear you.
AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, and wow. that’s some deep voice there, Misha >.>
HOW IN GOOD SWEET JESUS' NAME ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE NEXT WEEK?!?!?!!?!! Fuck.