& this is not okay
7.10, pt 2
You know, I like this reaper.
Reaper: I've got places to be, Singer. Don't waste my time.
Head!Dean: Bobby! Will you please tell Sam that Chuck Norris could kick Jet Li's ass...
THIS IS ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP. We got the boys next door to Bobby's mom next to Rufus - BUT I LIKE IT. And yeah, digging the backstory we're getting. Even if it sure as hell ain't pretty.
LOOK AT THEM FREAKING OUT - OH MAH BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH HELL. Um, Bobby. You know that...you know what. Nevermind. Just, do something. Anything.
LOOK AT DEAN'S FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!?!?!?!!!?!
RUFUS!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOBBY I NEED YOU TO BE OKAY, OKAY? NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE TO BE.
Here it comes y'all - tear of man!pain. Er, okay. So maybe not
That's you, ya idjit.
Head!Rufus: And? I wanted out. I ain't dying on no plaid carpet...
YOU AIN'T DYING GODDAMNIT I WILL COME THROUGH THAT TV AND
H!Rufus: Well I'll be a prima ballerina.
B: You're comin with me Rufus, I need my partner on this
Wait. WHAT?!?!?!! Oh lord. Oh God. Oh Bobby. You wouldn't have kids because
Head!Karen: What does that even mean, 'you break everything you touch' - what kind of excuse is that? [I NEED FUCKING FIC FOR THIS. OH GOD. I REALLY NEED FIC FOR THIS NOW. GODDAMN.]
She got possessed THREE DAYS after that fight. Her heart was broken and she was pissed and hurt and didn't understand why and he couldn't save her. JESUS.
Oh Bobby, you know that's not the only thing you're gonna have to face, don't you? There's still your daddy to face.
GOOD FUCKING FUCK - IS THAT WEE!DEAN?!?!?!
You gonna find out in a little while, Rufus. Bobby's got more daddy!issues than the Winchesters.
FUCK. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. HOW DID YOU HAVE A DADDY LIKE THAT. Jesus Bobby.
H!Rufus: ...it's a reaper, Bobby. You're screwed.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE SUIT!WEASEL - you know, that was unfair of me. They want him to be an organ donor.
D: Look, I'm gonna say this once. He is not gonna die. ...Walk away from me. NOW! [FUCK ME. Oh Dean, oh honey. Yeah, we're gonna need fic for that too.]
Fuck Dick *glares*
Dean honey, you're making this something that ain't gonna turn out well. YOU'RE THREATENING THE MAN WITH LIKE FIFTY WITNESSES. WITH CELLPHONES.
Actually, I wouldn't mind him being involved. I like 'The Boss.' *cough* only on SPN can Death be someone I want to show up.
HAVE I MENTIONED RECENTLY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR FACE, RUFUS?
Um. So that was some quick healing on that hand, Deano.
D: He's not gonna die
S: He might.
D: Sam -
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
OH GOD, HE'S REMEMBERING TALKING TO JOHN ABOUT THE BOYS *bursts into tears*
You know this is a helluva thing to do, completely in your brain.
Reaper: ...Gotta admit, it's the first time anyone's pulled this on me while unconscious.
NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. NO, GODDAMNIT. I MEAN IT.
Reaper: ...You got handed a small, unremarkable life, and you did something with it...
B: I don't care.
Reaper: Why?
B: Because they're my boys. [OH MY GOD *cue fandom explosion* THANK YOU, YOU FUCKING GORGEOUS WRITERS. I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR BOBBY'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Bobby you are so fucking amazing I don't even know - and Jim. JIM. I LOVE YOU, GODDAMNIT.
BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: I was a kid! Kids ain't supposed to be grateful ...you selfish dick! ...As fate would have it, I adopted two boys. And they grew up great. They grew up heroes, so you can GO TO HELL!
Fuck me. Did you just kill your daddy? Did that actually happen?
Bobby's momma: Bobby, what did you do? God is gonna punish you.
B [to his wee!self]: This is when you learn they pretty much never say thank you when you save em.
FUCK ME IT DID ACTUALLY HAPPEN. AND HE BURIED HIS DADDY BEHIND THE WOODSHED.
FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF GOD ASDFGJKL *runs around screaming*
IF YOU DIE ON ME, BOBBY SINGER I WILL KILL YOU. FUCK IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NO. NO. FUCK, NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO GODDAMNIT WHAT DID YOU DO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. YOU CAN'T. PLEASE.
You know, I like this reaper.
Reaper: I've got places to be, Singer. Don't waste my time.
Head!Dean: Bobby! Will you please tell Sam that Chuck Norris could kick Jet Li's ass...
THIS IS ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP. We got the boys next door to Bobby's mom next to Rufus - BUT I LIKE IT. And yeah, digging the backstory we're getting. Even if it sure as hell ain't pretty.
LOOK AT THEM FREAKING OUT - OH MAH BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH HELL. Um, Bobby. You know that...you know what. Nevermind. Just, do something. Anything.
LOOK AT DEAN'S FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!?!?!?!!!?!
RUFUS!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOBBY I NEED YOU TO BE OKAY, OKAY? NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE TO BE.
Here it comes y'all - tear of man!pain. Er, okay. So maybe not
That's you, ya idjit.
Head!Rufus: And? I wanted out. I ain't dying on no plaid carpet...
YOU AIN'T DYING GODDAMNIT I WILL COME THROUGH THAT TV AND
H!Rufus: Well I'll be a prima ballerina.
B: You're comin with me Rufus, I need my partner on this
Wait. WHAT?!?!?!! Oh lord. Oh God. Oh Bobby. You wouldn't have kids because
Head!Karen: What does that even mean, 'you break everything you touch' - what kind of excuse is that? [I NEED FUCKING FIC FOR THIS. OH GOD. I REALLY NEED FIC FOR THIS NOW. GODDAMN.]
She got possessed THREE DAYS after that fight. Her heart was broken and she was pissed and hurt and didn't understand why and he couldn't save her. JESUS.
Oh Bobby, you know that's not the only thing you're gonna have to face, don't you? There's still your daddy to face.
GOOD FUCKING FUCK - IS THAT WEE!DEAN?!?!?!
You gonna find out in a little while, Rufus. Bobby's got more daddy!issues than the Winchesters.
FUCK. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. HOW DID YOU HAVE A DADDY LIKE THAT. Jesus Bobby.
H!Rufus: ...it's a reaper, Bobby. You're screwed.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE SUIT!WEASEL - you know, that was unfair of me. They want him to be an organ donor.
D: Look, I'm gonna say this once. He is not gonna die. ...Walk away from me. NOW! [FUCK ME. Oh Dean, oh honey. Yeah, we're gonna need fic for that too.]
Fuck Dick *glares*
Dean honey, you're making this something that ain't gonna turn out well. YOU'RE THREATENING THE MAN WITH LIKE FIFTY WITNESSES. WITH CELLPHONES.
Actually, I wouldn't mind him being involved. I like 'The Boss.' *cough* only on SPN can Death be someone I want to show up.
HAVE I MENTIONED RECENTLY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR FACE, RUFUS?
Um. So that was some quick healing on that hand, Deano.
D: He's not gonna die
S: He might.
D: Sam -
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
OH GOD, HE'S REMEMBERING TALKING TO JOHN ABOUT THE BOYS *bursts into tears*
You know this is a helluva thing to do, completely in your brain.
Reaper: ...Gotta admit, it's the first time anyone's pulled this on me while unconscious.
NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. NO, GODDAMNIT. I MEAN IT.
Reaper: ...You got handed a small, unremarkable life, and you did something with it...
B: I don't care.
Reaper: Why?
B: Because they're my boys. [OH MY GOD *cue fandom explosion* THANK YOU, YOU FUCKING GORGEOUS WRITERS. I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR BOBBY'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Bobby you are so fucking amazing I don't even know - and Jim. JIM. I LOVE YOU, GODDAMNIT.
BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: I was a kid! Kids ain't supposed to be grateful ...you selfish dick! ...As fate would have it, I adopted two boys. And they grew up great. They grew up heroes, so you can GO TO HELL!
Fuck me. Did you just kill your daddy? Did that actually happen?
Bobby's momma: Bobby, what did you do? God is gonna punish you.
B [to his wee!self]: This is when you learn they pretty much never say thank you when you save em.
FUCK ME IT DID ACTUALLY HAPPEN. AND HE BURIED HIS DADDY BEHIND THE WOODSHED.
FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF GOD ASDFGJKL *runs around screaming*
IF YOU DIE ON ME, BOBBY SINGER I WILL KILL YOU. FUCK IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NO. NO. FUCK, NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO GODDAMNIT WHAT DID YOU DO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. YOU CAN'T. PLEASE.