just another of my unhealthy obsessions
9x05
"Safe Harbor"
USCG: Smugglers, come all this way just to run outta gas...
TONY <333
Z: What....a pet for Gibbs? A new hobby?
T: Better - a new woman.
also, Timmy that is one nice suit. A little purple with the shirt. but I can work with that.
Gibbs honey, that's just disgusting.
DO NOT TRY PLAYING MATCHMAKER TONY. I like Borin over there, not involved with my silver haired fox ;)
DUCKY <3
T: ...Just think of all the fun they'd have giving each other headslaps.
Z: Headslaps are not very romantic [And Tony's 'THEY CAN BE' MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE]
T: So nobody's with me on Team Bibbs?
Borin: No.
Ducky is a motherfucking genius. Just so ya know.
"NCIS, is that part of the immigration department?" No honey. But no one else knows what they do either. Even though they're my favorite alphabet agency.
Mariam: You have a good maternal instinct...
You know, this family is a little too well matched to the team.
T: Let's not get into a measuring contest McHunt&Peck
*snicker* God help em when Gibbs finds their 'woman for Gibbs' plan. Tho he's probably already well aware of it.
What the hell's up with the forest of air-fresheners...oh my god that is DISGUSTING. SHE DESERVES A MOTHERFUCKING MEDAL FOR THAT SHIT. LITERALLY.
Greeeeeeeeeeeat, it's the giant dick. You know SecNav was never one of my fav guys...this one isn't any better.
Do you always let your assistants interrupt you like this?
Vance: This happens to be the Secretary of the United States Navy.
Ordained. New Age. High Priestess. O-kay then. Yeah, don't see Gibbs going that route.
Btw, lookin sharp there, Cote *hums happily*
Z: You are a good mother, Mariam. But a very bad liar.
Really did you expect him not to go after you when you did that?
A: You're never gonna find the perfect woman for Gibbs. He's already found her.
Tim: His first wife. [DUH.]
Did Tony just get burned on the ass? By laundry water?
SecNav: Depends on who's drivin' right?
Vance: Who is driving, sir?
Okay, so not burned. Just smelling like McGee's memories of the head cheerleader of his high school. Oh the things you can do with that.
Borin: Bend over Dinozzo
OH MY GOD. COULD VANCE HAVE WALKED UP INTO A SCENE ANY HINKIER?!
V: Special Agents Borin and Dinozzo, please stop doing. Whatever it is you're doing.
Abs: *sniffs* That's not laundry detergent. Tony, take your pants off.
Stand up Tony, c'mon. Heh.
G: Dinozzo, put your pants on.
HOLY SONUVABITCH - HALF OF NORFOLK?! Um, actually I think it's the 'smart/rational' one... HA.
*wibble* That entire scene between Mariam & Hakim. Just fuck.
Come on, Mariam. One last step honey.
SecNav: This isn't my first rodeo, Leon. Gibbs isn't my first cowboy.
OH GOD.
T: Boss, we have found the perfect woman for you - and we would like you to ask her out.
Wait. He dated her? *chokes* Heehee.
Z: Are you lonely Gibbs?
G: You're never alone when you have kids. 'Night, kid.
[and finally I can put to rest my brother's neverending gibbs-wants-in-ziva's-pants nonsense. ahhhhh, sometimes i do love canon.]
"Safe Harbor"
USCG: Smugglers, come all this way just to run outta gas...
TONY <333
Z: What....a pet for Gibbs? A new hobby?
T: Better - a new woman.
also, Timmy that is one nice suit. A little purple with the shirt. but I can work with that.
Gibbs honey, that's just disgusting.
DO NOT TRY PLAYING MATCHMAKER TONY. I like Borin over there, not involved with my silver haired fox ;)
DUCKY <3
T: ...Just think of all the fun they'd have giving each other headslaps.
Z: Headslaps are not very romantic [And Tony's 'THEY CAN BE' MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE]
T: So nobody's with me on Team Bibbs?
Borin: No.
Ducky is a motherfucking genius. Just so ya know.
"NCIS, is that part of the immigration department?" No honey. But no one else knows what they do either. Even though they're my favorite alphabet agency.
Mariam: You have a good maternal instinct...
You know, this family is a little too well matched to the team.
T: Let's not get into a measuring contest McHunt&Peck
*snicker* God help em when Gibbs finds their 'woman for Gibbs' plan. Tho he's probably already well aware of it.
What the hell's up with the forest of air-fresheners...oh my god that is DISGUSTING. SHE DESERVES A MOTHERFUCKING MEDAL FOR THAT SHIT. LITERALLY.
Greeeeeeeeeeeat, it's the giant dick. You know SecNav was never one of my fav guys...this one isn't any better.
Do you always let your assistants interrupt you like this?
Vance: This happens to be the Secretary of the United States Navy.
Ordained. New Age. High Priestess. O-kay then. Yeah, don't see Gibbs going that route.
Btw, lookin sharp there, Cote *hums happily*
Z: You are a good mother, Mariam. But a very bad liar.
Really did you expect him not to go after you when you did that?
A: You're never gonna find the perfect woman for Gibbs. He's already found her.
Tim: His first wife. [DUH.]
Did Tony just get burned on the ass? By laundry water?
SecNav: Depends on who's drivin' right?
Vance: Who is driving, sir?
Okay, so not burned. Just smelling like McGee's memories of the head cheerleader of his high school. Oh the things you can do with that.
Borin: Bend over Dinozzo
OH MY GOD. COULD VANCE HAVE WALKED UP INTO A SCENE ANY HINKIER?!
V: Special Agents Borin and Dinozzo, please stop doing. Whatever it is you're doing.
Abs: *sniffs* That's not laundry detergent. Tony, take your pants off.
Stand up Tony, c'mon. Heh.
G: Dinozzo, put your pants on.
HOLY SONUVABITCH - HALF OF NORFOLK?! Um, actually I think it's the 'smart/rational' one... HA.
*wibble* That entire scene between Mariam & Hakim. Just fuck.
Come on, Mariam. One last step honey.
SecNav: This isn't my first rodeo, Leon. Gibbs isn't my first cowboy.
OH GOD.
T: Boss, we have found the perfect woman for you - and we would like you to ask her out.
Wait. He dated her? *chokes* Heehee.
Z: Are you lonely Gibbs?
G: You're never alone when you have kids. 'Night, kid.
[and finally I can put to rest my brother's neverending gibbs-wants-in-ziva's-pants nonsense. ahhhhh, sometimes i do love canon.]