Trailer Trash Part 2 + Illness Report
I've managed to come down with a nasty cold (and only a day before hols, of course). Chills, coughing, sneezing, headache, body ache, hyper-sensitivity- the whole shebang. The worst of it's got to be my tonsils, though. They're prone to swelling up at the slightest provocation, and right now they're so big I'm having a hard time breathing. Ugh. On
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But not until after Erik Magneto has SWORN to nuke the fuck out of Atlantis, 'cause Charles isn't responding to his Grandly Romantic Gestures of global terrorism anymore and that's ALL Namortage's big blue-eyed, long-damp eyelashed, slinky as FUCK in tight jeans and tighter t-shirts FAULT. ... Can this fight involve a muddy riverbed, torn clothes and Charles being all half-hearted in the "Oh no! Stop! Please! Don't do this!" department? If this comes to pass... Oh GOD, amIgoingtoneedafucktonofgill!strokingemotelepath/mermanporn!
Charles is living the cooler version of Jaws, obvsly.
You should've run into me this time last year. I've been on the Thanduil/Thorin pornbus THAT LONG. When the Legolas Inclusion was announced I punched the air, 'cause that made Thanduil/Thorin/Legolas a possibility. And by 'a possibility' I mean Thranduil catching his darling son being screwed senseless by a dwarf lord and being all "No son, THIS is how you fuck a dwarf!"... So, yeah, i've just gone 13mo with incestuous dubcon threesome sex involving a dwarf stuck in my head. O.o I BLAME ARMITAGE! *fistshake*
I was really hoping for Tennant!Thranduil and Fassy!Bard, but it wasn't to be. *sniffle* True, if they'd been cast I'd be dead from the nosebleed bloodless. I think PJ realised this and cast accordingly: "Can't have that Tennant bloke playing the elf king... Drop Armitage in chains at his feet and the entire internet'll explode in sexual frustration. Same for the Irish bloke. Most of the fangirls on the planet will've seen his cock by Dec 2012. We don't have the CGI budget to compete with something that size." Yeah, I can see PJ saying that in a pre-prod meeting.
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