Basterds Fic: A Lust For Destruction (Hellstrom/Shosanna), PG-13

[acidpenguin46]

Title: A Lust For Destruction
Characters: Dieter Hellstrom, Shosanna Dreyfus, with mentions of Zoller, and Hellstrom/Shosanna undertones.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1109
Warnings: Some swearing, sexual references, and dark themes. May also contain gratuitous smoking porn.
Summary: Dieter has long been fascinated by breaking things.
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[acidpenguin46]

The other one is the third part of the "whipping" series of fics, for want of a better title. The finger one should be up soon, it just needs to be edited a bit, whereas the other has a tentative plot of sorts, but not much else.

Gebhardt was by far the most interesting character in that movie. Aside from the pretty, (which was rather delightful. Particularly when it was wearing the leather trench coat.) I just loved his warped dark logic, and his twisted take on the world.

When it ended, the only thing I found really disappointing (because I'd prepared myself for the nonsensical plot beforehand) was that there was no real resolution of his storyline. I want to know what happened to him, damn it. Of course, in that strange little world known as my personal canon, he shot himself in his office, rather than being forced to go back to a concentration camp. *facepalm*

I now see where the problem lies in a potential crossover, though. Their motivations, their belief structure, and the reason why both became Nazi's, are on completely different ideological planets. It doesn't mean it wouldn't be hot, though.

[linndechir]

Oooooh om nom nom! Can't wait to read it all! I'm still fumbling with my Hanukkah fic and therefore not managing to get anything else done. Stupid real life.

I agree, the ending was so disappointing because we have no idea what exactly happened to him. And, nah, he didn't shoot himself. Landa saved him because he wants two boytoys who look like Hellstrom. *nod nod*

I agree, they are completely different on so many levels and wouldn't agree on anything. That's why I think they'd have hot, violent hate sex, with Hellstrom making fun of his faith, and Gephardt being all offended by it, but too turned on to do much against Hellstrom. ;)

[acidpenguin46]

Argh, I'd forgotten the Hanukkah fic, which unfortunately will not feature Hellstrom (unless I squeeze in a completely random reference).

I like your happy ending. Very much so. I may have to contemplate that idea further.

[linndechir]

My prompt did not feature, but I already figured out a way to have him appear anyway. Bwahaha! But, yeah, I'm really late on my fic, too. Gotta get working on it. Damn.

Glad you like it. Om nom, I love threesomes with Landa and Hellstrom "taking care" of a third guy ... like Zoller. Or Gephardt. Or Hicox. Or, let's go for crossovers, Maximilien Aue. Guh. This fandom needs some Nazi threesomes.

[acidpenguin46]

I've just finished mine (it's the reason why I'm only getting around to replying back to comments now), and unfortunately, I couldn't squeeze Hellstrom in there. He wasn't really needed, no matter how much I may have tried to get him in there.

In other news, I never thought that I'd be part of a fandom that needed more Nazi threesomes. ;p

[linndechir]

No no no, stop talking about finished Hanukkah fics. *whimper* Mine has less than 500 words so far, and although it's all very clear in my head, it refuses to be written. *will have a horrible week-end trying to finish this crap* I fucked over Stiglitz even more than he already is, now I don't manage to write him anymore. -.-

I just wrote a Nazi threesome ... but about Landa, Hellstrom and a real Nazi ... I feel kinda bad about it ... Heydrich doing Hellstrom with Landa watching. I don't know if this should be posted to convert people, or burnt and forgotten. oO

[acidpenguin46]

Oh, don't worry. Mine still needs to be edited within an inch of its life, and the only reason it is done is because I turned the wireless switch on my laptop off, so I wouldn't be distracted (turns out it didn't work too well, because I was still distracted by both a Hellstrom/Shosanna (yes, I know - the evil het strikes again ;p) and a Love In Thoughts plot bunny. Thank God I didn't sign for any other Christmas related things this year.) And I'm sure that Stiglitz will survive being in your fic quite comfortably.

As for the Nazi threesome, you could always just post it on your own journal first, to gauge people's reactions (but I know, that I'd definitely read it. I'm just not sure whether to add a winking face or a facepalm to the end of that sentence.)

[linndechir]

No, no evil het! Go away! *burns evil het* Dieter disapproves, he's gay, for God's sake. :) And I'm not sure I will survive having Stiglitz in my fic.

I guess I will only post it on my journal; I doubt that most people in the comms would appreciate historical nazi slash. And don't feel too bad about wanting to read it ... you don't want to know how much I facepalmed when I WROTE it. Heydrich is such a mean bastard, he made me do it. And I'm afraid he will make me write more about him. Damn my hand kink and his gorgeous hands.)

[acidpenguin46]

This time the evil het isn't my fault, though. I've had a song stuck in my head that is unmistakebly het, and yet it's so dark and twisted that it works perfectly for Dieter.

Hee, you know you're writing for a psychopatic character when even you aren't sure if you'll survive. ;)

In other news, hand kinks are evil, manipulative little things.

[linndechir]

But Dieter! Dieter and women just doesn't work. With Landa, all right, I can understand het with Landa, even though I dislike it. But with Dieter it's just so absurd. The only thing he does with women is killing them or locking them up so he doesn't have to deal with them for a moment longer than necessary. *whimper*

Exactly. *grin* Damn is he screwed-up. He always ends up like that whenever I so much as consider having Hellstrom appear.

Evil, manipulative big things in his case. Have you ever seen his hands? They make you forget who he is and what he's done, you just wanna kiss them all over. Bad hand kink, very bad.

[acidpenguin46]

Even if it's less about the woman involved, and more about fucking with Zoller because Zoller, in Dieter's eyes, is pathetic and is in no way worthy of attention being currently bestowed upon him? If the fic is written, it will be more about fucking with other people than each other, they were just the most convenient way to fuck with other people. ;)

I have to say, becoming even more screwed-up is an interesting way to deal with feelings about wanting to shag somebody senseless.

I don't know if I have ever seen his hands, but they don't sound like my type. My favoured type of hands seems to be long, wristy and slender... oh dear, did I just admit that I have a type of hand? *facepalm*

[linndechir]

But then he'd fuck with Zoller personally. Because he could fuck Zoller and fuck with him at the same time. *nodnod* I know, I'm pathetic, trying to convince you not to write it. But Dieter is crying in my head and begging me to protect him from evil people who want to make him hetero-/bisexual.

In this fic (I can tell you, because it's obviously not for you ;)), he actually did shag Hellstrom senseless (or rather Hellstrom him) ... and as a result, he became even more screwed-up. Somehow. This is going to be a pain to write. *fails*

I know what you mean. I'm more into slender hands than big and brutish hands as well. His hands are very long and relatively slender, but since he is a very tall man, his hands are rather big, too. http://i34.tinypic.com/9rqfih.jpg Not the best picture, but the only one I found online immediately (and I don't want to start uploading or looking for Nazi pics here in university; people next to me will give me weird looks. I can look for another one at home. :)).

[acidpenguin46]

I don't think it's pathetic, it just shows that you are passionate about the character, and there is nothing wrong with that (and if there is, then there is nothing wrong with being a bit wrong. ;p) Aww, poor little Dieterchen. I'm sure it's an arduous task, protecting him from evil women.

While it does sound painful to write, it also sounds very intriguing. Hellstrom just can't help but fuck with people.

Huh. He does have nice fingers... And that thought right there is a whole world of wrong. *facepalm* Also, I can understand your hesitation about looking for pics at Uni.

[linndechir]

I'm doing my best to keep him safe. :) But apparently it doesn't help. He's scared now (which only means that Landa gets to comfort him ...).

For some reason I picture Hellstrom being nice to Hugo in prison, nice in a screwed-up Hellstrom-y way ... *facepalms* I should stop wanting to make my fics as complicated as possible.

I shouldn't find him so hot, should I? It's his hands, I swear. His fingers are so absurdly long ... he and Dieter should go around holding hands, it would be so pretty. ^^
Let's just hope my f-list won't kill me when I post the ficlet. Poor Dieterchen ... at least it's a man being mean to him, not an evil woman. :P

[acidpenguin46]

You know, I think that Dieter may be exaggerating a little bit, just so he can get a bit of Landa loving action. ;p

Is a screwed-up Hellstrom-y type of niceness a sort of niceness which isn't really nice at all? He thinks it's nice, of course, but Dieter always did have an odd way of looking at the world.

While I wouldn't go so far as to call him hot, because he's not really my type, he's not bad-looking. And as long as it's just pure shallow lust, I don't really see the problem (well, okay, I do see the problem, but it's like looking at a work of it - you can appreciate the beauty of image without agreeing with the content). Also, I don't think you'll be murdered for posting it, at least by your f'list. :)

[linndechir]

A little bit, but not much. ;) Mhm, I don't even know why my Hellstrom hates women so much. He has a daddy kink, not a problem with his mother. And so far I thought of him as an only child, so it can't be a horrifying older/younger sister ... or can it? *needs to rethink about that*

He is nice, he just doesn't care if Hugo wants him to be nice to him ... And I'm not even supposed to write Hellstrom/Stiglitz, but they wiggled in there and made everything complicated. I've seen that you posted your fic already, you awesome person. ;)

I guess he intrigues me because he's pretty much the most intelligent one of the whole Nazi bunch. Which makes it even worse, of course, because it's scary when somebody you disagree with on pretty much everything is so absurdly smart. Anyway. This ficlet is just pure porn, no politics and no big characterisation, only pure shallow lust. :) I just posted it. *hides from f-list*