Basterds fic: Carve The Word Across His Back, NC-17

[acidpenguin46]

Title: Carve The Word Across His Back
Pairing: Landa/Hellstrom
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1423
Warnings: dom!Hellstrom, sub!Landa, whipping kink, and dark themes.
Summary: Nothing is as horrifying as the feeling of losing control.
Disclaimer: Inglourious Basterds belongs to God Quentin Tarantino, I'm just borrowing the characters for the moment

Comments

[linndechir]

Erm ...

Eh ...

Am I supposed to write something coherent now? nlghvis tlcgidf vkdvbldffb OMFG YOU WROTE SUB!LANDA AND TEASING!DIETER AND BELT PORN AND THIS WAS SO HOT!!!!!

I am so glad you wrote this sequel. sub!Landa is fun, isn't he? I LOVE how you wrote him. I love how Dieter toys with him. I love that you call Dieter Dieter. ^^ And the strong tobacco? Ha, I've seen that. :D This is nothing short of amazing. This is ... I don't know, I need another sequel. Maybe they won't speak of it again, but nobody ever said they wouldn't do it again ...

Oh, also? Am I the only one who finds Dieter's mocking "I'll look after you" very beautiful and romantic? I don't care if he's just making fun of him at that moment; I just want to think that this will continue. ;)

You? Are awesome. I want to say thank you somehow. Here, have virtual hugs and cookies and a naked Dieterchen. :D

[acidpenguin46]

*noms Dieter the cookies*

While sub!Landa was fun to write, I think I enjoyed writing Dieter more. There is something about writing manipulative characters that is oddly entertaining.

Thank you so much, I'm really happy that you like it so much (even though your comment may or may not have turned my face a rather horrid shade of red). ;p

And, just so you know, I never say never to the possibbility of a sequel...

[assassin_nariel]

YAY SEQUEL ZOMG PLZ!!

[acidpenguin46]

Oh, God. The original fic is going to end up having more sequels that an American teen "horror" film, isn't it?

[assassin_nariel]

An undeservedly unflattering comparison :(

[acidpenguin46]

Oh, trust me. If the sequel is anywhere near the level of badness that those sequels are, it won't see the light of day. So, I guess I have to write a good one then. :)

[linndechir]

Go ahead, nom Dieter. Nobody will blame you. ^^

I know what you mean. Dieter being a cocktease is extremely entertaining as well, I had so much fun with him when I wrote Five Senses. ^^

Horrid shade of red? Aaaw, why? I just feel oddly proud of not only having converted you to the OTP of doom, but of doing it to the point where you even write them. ;) God, that syntax was fucked up, wasn't it? Need coffee.

Sequel, I definitely like that word.

*runs off to write awful Landa/Hellstrom-fluff* (My brain is too mushy right now to write them manipulating each other. ;))

[acidpenguin46]

Mmm, Dieter nommage. *drools*

Hee. Oh, Dieterchen. You little cock-blocking Nazi scamp. *ruffles his hair*

As for the horrid shade of red, it's just my innate reaction to receiving such positive feedback like that (someone compliments me and I get embarrassed - it's an odd little personaility quirk that I've never been able to shake). :D And I can't thank you enough for converting me to the OTP of doom, for they are made of the sort of fucked-up wrongness that I love in my OTP's.

Also, hooray for Landa/Hellstom fluff (that won't be awful. I know this because, a) you're writing it, and b) I have amazing psychic powers about this sort of thing. *nods*)

[linndechir]

*noms Dieter too* :D

I'm sure Landa loves to ruffle his hair. He must hate that pomade stuff. It's disgusting. ;) That's actually what my fluff ficlet will be about. Dieter's hair. *nodnod*

I can understand that, the getting embarrassed. ^^ Thank me by writing more and more about then. :P They are fucked-up, and wrong, and angsty, and in a very weird way they're fluffy and in love with each other and manipulating each other to death. I love them. I have constantly fic ideas in which Landa kills Dieter, or Dieter kills himself because of Landa, or Dieter dies for some reason and Landa is all sad. ;)

Your confidence in my writing flatters me. I just need a bit of fluff in my life right now. I just want them to be sweet and adorable and loving. Knowing me, I will have to put some angsty elements in there to keep people from killing me for the shameless fluffiness.

[acidpenguin46]

Poor hans, getting a sticky substance all over his hands. It must be difficult, being Dieter's fuck buddy.

Alright then, I shall thank you by doing exactly that. :) Also, you should write some of these death fic bunnies. Oh dear, what does it say about someone when several of their OTP's from various fandoms always end up killing each other/dying at least once, either in their fic or in canon?

Hey, everybody needs a little fluff sometimes. The only reason I don't write all that much fluff is because I've become known in other fandoms (well, in one fandom in particular) for dark, fucked-up fics, and it's become a habit of sorts for my stories to naturally veer in that direction. But, if the fluff is well-written and semi-realistic, then I'm all for it. :)

[linndechir]

It's worth it, I think. ;) Landa probably puts up with it gladly. I would. ;)

I usually hate killing characters. Most of my fics actually let characters who die in canon live. ;) But somehow I want Dieter to die so Landa can realise how much he cares about him. Of course, I'd prefer Landa to realise that before Dieter dies. Ah, I don't know. Maybe I'll write it some day. I have this plot bunny of Dieter surviving the war and dying of lung cancer a few years later ... all tragic and everything. No really. It makes me cry just to think about it.

I like writing different things, but I just love to put both fluff and fucked-up angst in one fic. But, yeah, this is going to be pure fluff. Even Landa and Dieter are tired sometimes, and don't feel like mindfucking each other, but like relaxing. Landa just wants to cuddle his boy occasionally, don't you think? :)

[acidpenguin46]

I have to say, I'd put up with it gladly myself. *imagines actions that would result in Dieter's "sticky substance" getting all over my fingers, and sighs dreamily*

Oh, there isn't a lot of character death, as such. Just a lot of characters nearly dying. ;) As for that plot bunny, the idea of that just makes me feel sad, but in a good way. Poor Dieterchen (and Landa, of course).

And there's nothing wrong with a little bit of cuddling. Even evil, manipulative bastards need a bit of time to chill out and relax.

[linndechir]

That's exactly what I was thinking. ^^

Characters nearly dying is fun, I agree. and the idea IS very sad. I think Landa would shoot himself after that. He'd be all lonely without his Dieterchen.

Exactly. :) I just decided that they were overworked and exhausted. And Landa does have paternal instincts. ;) *coughdaddyissuescough*