Oh, dear.
Is there an actual point at which you can say you are possibly too obsessed with something? Because if there is, I may be approaching it. Now, I have had fixations in actors before (you may remember a certain person called John Simm), but I've never really been fixated on one specific part of an actor's body before. Particularly as something as random as fingers.
For yes, gentle reader, I seem to have developed a fixation on the fingers of August Diehl (AKA Major Creeper Dieter Hellstrom from Basterds, and Günther from Love in Thoughts). Sure, I can blame it on certain dreams I have had over the last couple of nights (oh, and by the way, subconscious, thank you. These dreams have more than made up for the weird Cabin Fever rip-off starring Hans Landa as my history teacher), but I think these dreams just catalysed what has been coming for a while.
So, what do I nearly always do when I have a new obsession? I either make icons, or I picspam, and today, I will be undertaking the latter. And just a warning, this isn't the shallow end of the swimming pool we're talking about here, this is a freaking puddle. An unfriendly to dial-up users puddle.
The man has absolutely lovely fingers. They're so slim and long...
... and you can imagine them being used in all sorts of scenarios. I know I have, and so has my subconscious, apparently.
He also a wonderful habit of combining the kink I have for his fingers, and my general oral fixation. And I must say, it's rather delightful when they are combined.
Um, yes. Excuse me while I "contemplate" these pictures. Hard.
There really isn't all that much you can say about fingers after a while, is there? Now feet, on the other hand (that sounds slightly biologically wrong, but I digress), are a whole other story. I bet Quentin loves August's feet.
Bonus Daniel Craig for absolutely no reason, other than the fact that I quite like it when August's fingers and mouth combine to create absolute unfness.
I've already mentioned how much I love this movie, and this scene in particular, so I won't elaborate here. I'll just say that this is probably my favourite shot from the entire movie (which is Love In Thoughts, by the way), and it just completely epitomises Günther's complete story arc. And while this comment is completely failing at being shallow, I may as well say that the reason I haven't included caps from Basterds or 23 is because the video quality of both of them is shite).
Oh, to be that cigarette...
This is a very important scene for several reasons. Look at it. Can't you see the significance?
What? There are fingers involved...
...and there are fingers here as well. See, there they are, on the armrests of that chair. It's not my fault if the first thing you notice is the open shirt, dishevelled hair, or the fact that one could quite easily straddle him in that position.
And speaking of Love In Thoughts... STOP! August/Daniel time!
I thought I'd throw in a bit of bonus Daniel finger porn, seeing as how the last section of this spam is fairly August/Daniel centric. Also, I'm not sure what Daniel is doing, but I think I approve. I think I would attempt the same thing in that position.
This is a special type of finger porn, the type I like to call "I'm bladdered, and whoever my fingers end up grabbing is who I will end up shagging" finger porn. There has to be some sort of abbreviation for that.
This picture, as well as the folowing gif, do not contain finger porn. However, they do contain August/Daniel adorkableness, which is more than a good enough reason, IMHO, to deviate from the theme of this picspam. They are just too cute!
Gif courtesy of nelisce .
Okay, so a thumb is technically not a finger, but there is no way in hell that I was leaving this picture out. Hmmm, back and stubble, what a image to finish on...
For yes, gentle reader, I seem to have developed a fixation on the fingers of August Diehl (AKA Major Creeper Dieter Hellstrom from Basterds, and Günther from Love in Thoughts). Sure, I can blame it on certain dreams I have had over the last couple of nights (oh, and by the way, subconscious, thank you. These dreams have more than made up for the weird Cabin Fever rip-off starring Hans Landa as my history teacher), but I think these dreams just catalysed what has been coming for a while.
So, what do I nearly always do when I have a new obsession? I either make icons, or I picspam, and today, I will be undertaking the latter. And just a warning, this isn't the shallow end of the swimming pool we're talking about here, this is a freaking puddle. An unfriendly to dial-up users puddle.
The man has absolutely lovely fingers. They're so slim and long...
... and you can imagine them being used in all sorts of scenarios. I know I have, and so has my subconscious, apparently.
He also a wonderful habit of combining the kink I have for his fingers, and my general oral fixation. And I must say, it's rather delightful when they are combined.
Um, yes. Excuse me while I "contemplate" these pictures. Hard.
There really isn't all that much you can say about fingers after a while, is there? Now feet, on the other hand (that sounds slightly biologically wrong, but I digress), are a whole other story. I bet Quentin loves August's feet.
Bonus Daniel Craig for absolutely no reason, other than the fact that I quite like it when August's fingers and mouth combine to create absolute unfness.
I've already mentioned how much I love this movie, and this scene in particular, so I won't elaborate here. I'll just say that this is probably my favourite shot from the entire movie (which is Love In Thoughts, by the way), and it just completely epitomises Günther's complete story arc. And while this comment is completely failing at being shallow, I may as well say that the reason I haven't included caps from Basterds or 23 is because the video quality of both of them is shite).
Oh, to be that cigarette...
This is a very important scene for several reasons. Look at it. Can't you see the significance?
What? There are fingers involved...
...and there are fingers here as well. See, there they are, on the armrests of that chair. It's not my fault if the first thing you notice is the open shirt, dishevelled hair, or the fact that one could quite easily straddle him in that position.
And speaking of Love In Thoughts... STOP! August/Daniel time!
I thought I'd throw in a bit of bonus Daniel finger porn, seeing as how the last section of this spam is fairly August/Daniel centric. Also, I'm not sure what Daniel is doing, but I think I approve. I think I would attempt the same thing in that position.
This is a special type of finger porn, the type I like to call "I'm bladdered, and whoever my fingers end up grabbing is who I will end up shagging" finger porn. There has to be some sort of abbreviation for that.
This picture, as well as the folowing gif, do not contain finger porn. However, they do contain August/Daniel adorkableness, which is more than a good enough reason, IMHO, to deviate from the theme of this picspam. They are just too cute!
Gif courtesy of nelisce .
Okay, so a thumb is technically not a finger, but there is no way in hell that I was leaving this picture out. Hmmm, back and stubble, what a image to finish on...