Wait for the cream!

Sep 10, 2009 00:50

You know, one day I will post something that has absolutely nothing to do with Inglourious Basterds. Today is not that day.





This is, more or less, the cast of Inglourious Basterds. A cast who I have happened to fall in mad, obsessive love with. There are several reasons for this. They all portray their characters wonderfully, especially Melanie Laurent and Christoph Waltz, they do form an extremely pretty group, and, well, there's the fact that if they provided any more fodder for RPF, they'd be hobbits. This picspam was made with the intention of pictorially documenting this certain special chemistry between the cast.

Tarantino And His Bitches



This is Quentin Tarantino. He both wrote and directed Inglourious Basterds, as well as other kick-arse movies. There isn't a greater example of this cast's ability to stimulate thoughts of a RPF nature than how they tend to act around this man. There is kissing, groping, dancing, and, er, this...



...and after seeing that, you don't really need much more of an explanation, do you?



























Bros Before Hoes

However, this cast do not only exhibit such behaviour towards their figurehead. The intimate way in which they interact with each other is also worth taking note of. Particularly in regards to the male cast members.



Now, Daniel Bruhl and August Diehl have a slight advantage over the rest of the cast members, having frolicked about in wheat fields, baring their chests at each other. This helped with their overall slashability camaraderie when it came to promoting Basterds, for they were hardly seen apart.











On the few occassions where Bruhl and Diehl were separated, it was only to "mingle" with the other male cast members, who were having a gay old time by now,...



...especially Gedeon Burkhard and Til Schweiger.

Let's hear it for the ladies

And let us not forget the femal cast members. There may not be as many as there are males, but the RPF potential was still rife. Take particular note of the direction in which Melanie Laurent is looking in the first picture. It clearly demonstates the potential for real person femmeslash in this fandom.







The One OT3 To Rule Them All



This is Christoph Waltz (who had better bloody be nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar, because he was insanely good in this movie),...









... this is Eli Roth,...









...and this is...



...er...



*dies from UNF*



... and this is Melanie Laurent. Together, these three actors combine to form the potent force known as the one OT3 to rule them all. So far, no one has captured these three together on film. However the amount of pictorial evidence available of the various pairings within this threesome, and the behaviour they exhibit towards each other, including the age-old tradition of tie-pulling leading to shagging, suggest that the universe may not be able to survive the sheer hotness of such a three-way.



(Oh, Christoph. You dirty perve. *says the girl who would do the exact same thing in his position*)























So, the Inglourious Basterds Cast. Shagging, y/y?

So, in conclusion, this cast has chemistry aplenty, more than enough to potentially rival the RPF output from other fandoms. And just in case you are still on the fence...





















Melanie Laurent would like to thank you for your time, and has a message for any potential RP-ficcers out there:



Rock On!

picspam, one ot3 to rule them all, christoph waltz ftmfoscar, the fass, tarantino, melanie laurent is unf, inglourious basterds

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