Um yeah. I don't really know how to explain this, except that my mind is a very strange, slashy place that has evidently been deprived of new Doctor Who for too long. I posted it here instead of TWoP for 4 reasons: a) it's too long, b) it contains spoilers for Time Crash, c) it's easier to have them all in one place rather than as individual links, and d) I'm lazy.
Notes: It's set after a happy place called AU Last of the Timelords, in which the Master doesn't die (and, to stretch it a bit RTD used something other than Holy Zombie Jesus!Doctor as the deus ex machina).