Jul 12, 2006 21:38
So, I'm sure the irony is apparent in this :
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) -- Two car crashes occurred and four people were arrested in excitement over a gasoline giveaway Wednesday to reward the city for its safe-driving record.
However, my real question is...why the F don't I get free gas? I haven't been in any (documented) wrecks. I don't speed. I have a few blemishes on my record, but none are moving violations. Where's my free petrol mo' fucka'?