oh walker! (true facts about chuck norris)

[acidblue]

1. if you ask chuck norris what time it is, he always says, "two seconds till..." after you ask, "two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face

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[mstrpeter]

I've never been a chuck norris fan... so I substituted chuck norris for the guy in kung pow..... very funny

chuck norris is not amused..

[acidblue]

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[nonexistantboy]

Chuck Norris is so cool, he can tuck his shirt in AND leave it unbuttoned. Bad-ass.

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[acidblue]

one time mr. t punched chuck norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked mr.t in the chest. the result was the 1980's.

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[nonexistantboy]

I've heard that Chuck Norris is in fact everyone in the worlds father, inseminating females as they sleep. Do these rumors have merit?

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[acidblue]

before each filming of walker: texas ranger, chuck norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

[myrddinfyre]

GASP!