i realized something today:

[acidblue]

as a bartender, i really despise beautiful women that go into bars expecting men to drool all over them. i had two "hot chicks" come in tonight and watched my two male coworkers oggle them, ignoring almost everybody else we had in the establishment. here's the thing that bothered me. they got mad at me for not giving them "special service" for being so hot. they called me over. below is what transcribed.

girl #1: umm, glenn is it?
me: yup, how are ya tonight?
girl #2: we're curious, do you find us attractive?
me: perfect 10's you classy ladies, you!
girl #1: do you not like me or my friend?
me: hey! i don't even know you! don't put me in that position!
girl #1: you should get to know us, we're pretty fun loving girls.
me: you sure look like you're having fun!
girl #2: i think you should light my ciggerette
me: *grabs a book of matches, opens it up, and slides it to her, walking away smiling*
girls (#1 & #2): *look shocked*

they told the other bartender that i was an asshole. i kept a smile the whole time. i just perferred talking to the gay guy in the corner who was hooking me up with 5's. his boyfriend got slightly jealous. i have to say, i'm glad that these type of women piss me off, it makes me feel like less of a scumbag

note to readers: i have always admitted that i'm a scumbag, i'm just proud of myself sometimes for not being a total one.