japanese ice cream knickers
i just shat the creamiest poo. the moistness reminded me of the mcdonalds' 30 cent soft cone. i think the 30 cent cone is the only item on the mcdonalds menu where the price reflects the quality of the food. and coincidentally resembles my poo.
lately i have been wearing the comfiest undies with the highest percentage of cotton i own! i think that's what i deserve after week after strenuous week of lounging my unemployed butt from sofa to bed...year long vacationing is stressful, huh?
but when i work i wear these chinese foot binding midget shoes....WITH HEELS, AND nylon and barbed-wire knickers that chaff my bumcrack. necessary.
lately i have been wearing the comfiest undies with the highest percentage of cotton i own! i think that's what i deserve after week after strenuous week of lounging my unemployed butt from sofa to bed...year long vacationing is stressful, huh?
but when i work i wear these chinese foot binding midget shoes....WITH HEELS, AND nylon and barbed-wire knickers that chaff my bumcrack. necessary.