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I found this sheet of paper with the title "How to Relieve Stress". I always wanted to do some of these. Who's doing it with me?!
1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk, label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possibl, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive through order is "to-go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Got o a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk, label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possibl, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive through order is "to-go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Got o a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".