Seeing, and Being Scene

[madam_mew_mew]

So, lately I've been trying out various fake personas, two more amusing ones have been scene kid, and evangelical chick... so I took photos.

Scene kid:

Gravity defying hair (because we all know that Newton was just a Jeffree wannabe with a bad wig), check, eyeshadow so bright it blinds passers by, check, fake pearls, check, sunglasses twice the size of my head, check, pretensious bitch attitude, fuck you, but check.





Myspace whore extraordinaire!




How much does it cost to look like me?




More than the gross national profit of Guam.



Hellz Yeah I'm ninjaXcore

fakeXsceneXcore

Evangelical chick:

Hi, I like children and conservative politics, oh, and real men, the kind that can fix a muffler!



I smile at just about everyone, I really hope it brightens up their day.


I try not to think to much, it makes life much simpler.


Want to see the inspirational crossstitch I did?


Shh! I know it's really dirty, but Sex and The City makes me laugh so hard!