Well I bought this nurse's outfit so I could be a scary nurse... and then I realized... exactly how short it was... so adaptable thing that I am
Oh dear, someone's all flushed...
it's not warm in here... I can't imagine why you're so pink...
Hmmm, I'll just go check that chart... *bends over*
Why yes, I did specialize in curing erectile disfunction
...
This uniform is terribley unflattering, don't you think...?
Though the doctor's do seem terribley pleased
Hmm it is a little warm in here... I'll just lower this silly old zipper a little...
Well, I think it's time for me to examine you
my, my what have we here...
Ok, rectal tempature time for you mister!
Now stop fidgeting, it's not that big
Oh, you're moaning! You're not in pain are you?