Mar 31, 2008 22:33
Seventeen keyboards until I found one with a period key, because I refuse to look like an ass when I post.
I really believe red might be my best color, now. And I finally managed to clean my clothing. It no longer has dried blood on it. And getting it out of a white suit is...difficult.
I should thank you for that, Heine.
Two gunfights, and a couple spars. ... ... ... In just a week. I'm impressed. I feel like I've been holding back.
Perhaps I should lay down a few rules.
1. Do not call me or treat me like a puppy. I am not a dog. A collar doesn't make me a dog. That title is reserved for someone else.
2. The collar. Do not touch it.
3. Do not walk into the Bar I am a guard of...and shoot another employee while I'm still close enough to hear.
All of these will earn you serious physical damage.
The last will earn you a painting in your own blood on the school building for future reference.
i shoot,
collar do not touch it,
look best in red,
i will destroy you,
stray dogs,
heine,
i bite,
brain paintings,
puppy,
laying down the law