relatives are strange creatures and why must they always run in packs?
I told my grandmother over the phone that I'm going to college to learn to be a hooker and sell crack. She just laughed nervously.
Wouldn't it have been kick-ass if she had replied with, "Darling, you don't need to go to college if that's all you want to learn."
In my defense, she was telling me how she read about a woman who graduated from Bennington and is "actually a great success". So I said the rest of those Bennington graduates are degenerates. Hookers, drug dealers and the like.
Wouldn't it have been kick-ass if she had replied with, "Darling, you don't need to go to college if that's all you want to learn."
In my defense, she was telling me how she read about a woman who graduated from Bennington and is "actually a great success". So I said the rest of those Bennington graduates are degenerates. Hookers, drug dealers and the like.