You know you go to Naz when...
Yup, this is us in a nutshell.
You know you go to Naz when..
1. you have caught a mouse or gotten your feet wet in the locker room.
2. you can quote the profound Mr. Nic.
3. you have heard and repeated Ms. Olsen's goose noises.
4. you have color coded your entire english binder according to the rainbow.
5. you've hit on the UPS guy, landscapers, mailman and/or firefighters.
6. you have heard the word pioneer more than a million times.
7. you know who Deb is.
8. you've been invited to Uncle Sarah's birthday party.
9. you make a quick dash to the microwave when the bell rings for lunch.
10. you know where all the teachers live and what car they drive.
11. you've sang El Shaddai at some christmas show.
12. you don't EVER want to be the best version of yourself.
13. you've inhaled the fumes of the girl's locker room, yum.
14. you know how to 'make purple'
15. when you do math you can do anything.
16. you have a 'virgin' teaching you about sex.
17. you go on scavenger hunts for a donkey head.
18. you know that pg. 498 is the reproductive organs in your anatomy book.
19. you carry a vera bradly bag.
20. you've told your boyfriend to cut his reproductive organ off and send it down the river for sexual adventures.
21. you've sat through one of Mr. Nic's calculator classes.
22. you will never find out what truely happened in the chem closet.
23. you've taken a ride in the red wagon!
24. you've frolicked in fields with SMA.
25. you wonder what really happened to Mary's fingers.
26. your lucky if you find a pair of tights without holes.
27. you find some odd pleasure in wearing a plaid kilt.
28. if you dont know an answer, you right God loves me and recieve an A.
29. everybody gets a piece of cake on someone's birthday.
30. you call everybody Dad.
31. you make up secret relationships between teachers and follow them through the halls collecting evidence.
32.you've either sweated a ton or suffered from hypothermia because the heat can never be controlled.
33. you know how to pray for everything and take up the entire religion class.
34. flordia has become a new part of the reproductive system.
35. you can joke about being a lesbian.
36. you can bring in Harry Potter porn and read it to the whole lunch room.
37. you'll take anyone to semi who has a penis.
38. you hug/kiss/smack everyones butt and say I love you all the time.
39. you never go home at 2:30
40. you can out eat any boy.
41. you dont know what makeup or a hair brush is from 8 am to 2:30 pm.
42. you are part of the hairest group of people ever.
43. you've been told to ride the short bus by your chem teacher.
44. you know the four personality types and apply it to every person you know.
45. you find you history teacher attractive even if he wears a Yankees hat.
46. you are proud to be one of the whores on the hill.
47. you know the true meaning of 'Catherine Spaulding, please come to the office!'
48. you know the phrase, 'thats the biggest hangover I've ever seen." is referring to your untucked polo.
49. you reply to every statement with 'thats fine' or 'I dont wanna talk about it.'
50. you've described child birth or screamed estrogen at Mr. K
51. you have an amazing forearm muscle.
52. you know the real meaning of frolick.
53. you've either 'forgotten your clothes' or 'feel like your giving birth' to get out of gym class.
54. pizza express is on speed dial.
55. you walk into dunkin donuts without your kilt on.
56. you don't know more than 3 words in spanish.
57. you are obesessed with either Dirty Dancing or High School Musical or the Notebook.
58. you're not afraid to let anyone know that you have your period, are getting it, or need a pad/tampon.
59. you always pass the penis bush on the way to history.
60. you feel like a rebel if you wear black tights.
61. you know what the word "faced" means and use it in your every day vocabulary.
62. you see a penis drawn almost everywhere.
63. you usually describe people as 'shady', 'sketchy', or sex pot'.
64. everybody leaves their books everywhere.
65. you enjoy 'running in the tunnel with the lights off'
66. You've Perfected the Messy bun.
You know you go to Naz when..
1. you have caught a mouse or gotten your feet wet in the locker room.
2. you can quote the profound Mr. Nic.
3. you have heard and repeated Ms. Olsen's goose noises.
4. you have color coded your entire english binder according to the rainbow.
5. you've hit on the UPS guy, landscapers, mailman and/or firefighters.
6. you have heard the word pioneer more than a million times.
7. you know who Deb is.
8. you've been invited to Uncle Sarah's birthday party.
9. you make a quick dash to the microwave when the bell rings for lunch.
10. you know where all the teachers live and what car they drive.
11. you've sang El Shaddai at some christmas show.
12. you don't EVER want to be the best version of yourself.
13. you've inhaled the fumes of the girl's locker room, yum.
14. you know how to 'make purple'
15. when you do math you can do anything.
16. you have a 'virgin' teaching you about sex.
17. you go on scavenger hunts for a donkey head.
18. you know that pg. 498 is the reproductive organs in your anatomy book.
19. you carry a vera bradly bag.
20. you've told your boyfriend to cut his reproductive organ off and send it down the river for sexual adventures.
21. you've sat through one of Mr. Nic's calculator classes.
22. you will never find out what truely happened in the chem closet.
23. you've taken a ride in the red wagon!
24. you've frolicked in fields with SMA.
25. you wonder what really happened to Mary's fingers.
26. your lucky if you find a pair of tights without holes.
27. you find some odd pleasure in wearing a plaid kilt.
28. if you dont know an answer, you right God loves me and recieve an A.
29. everybody gets a piece of cake on someone's birthday.
30. you call everybody Dad.
31. you make up secret relationships between teachers and follow them through the halls collecting evidence.
32.you've either sweated a ton or suffered from hypothermia because the heat can never be controlled.
33. you know how to pray for everything and take up the entire religion class.
34. flordia has become a new part of the reproductive system.
35. you can joke about being a lesbian.
36. you can bring in Harry Potter porn and read it to the whole lunch room.
37. you'll take anyone to semi who has a penis.
38. you hug/kiss/smack everyones butt and say I love you all the time.
39. you never go home at 2:30
40. you can out eat any boy.
41. you dont know what makeup or a hair brush is from 8 am to 2:30 pm.
42. you are part of the hairest group of people ever.
43. you've been told to ride the short bus by your chem teacher.
44. you know the four personality types and apply it to every person you know.
45. you find you history teacher attractive even if he wears a Yankees hat.
46. you are proud to be one of the whores on the hill.
47. you know the true meaning of 'Catherine Spaulding, please come to the office!'
48. you know the phrase, 'thats the biggest hangover I've ever seen." is referring to your untucked polo.
49. you reply to every statement with 'thats fine' or 'I dont wanna talk about it.'
50. you've described child birth or screamed estrogen at Mr. K
51. you have an amazing forearm muscle.
52. you know the real meaning of frolick.
53. you've either 'forgotten your clothes' or 'feel like your giving birth' to get out of gym class.
54. pizza express is on speed dial.
55. you walk into dunkin donuts without your kilt on.
56. you don't know more than 3 words in spanish.
57. you are obesessed with either Dirty Dancing or High School Musical or the Notebook.
58. you're not afraid to let anyone know that you have your period, are getting it, or need a pad/tampon.
59. you always pass the penis bush on the way to history.
60. you feel like a rebel if you wear black tights.
61. you know what the word "faced" means and use it in your every day vocabulary.
62. you see a penis drawn almost everywhere.
63. you usually describe people as 'shady', 'sketchy', or sex pot'.
64. everybody leaves their books everywhere.
65. you enjoy 'running in the tunnel with the lights off'
66. You've Perfected the Messy bun.